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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Also, Tua was good yesterday outside of like two plays. He spent the entire day running around dodging defenders with no run support and an idiot head coach and OCs. He’s the main reason the game was close.

Starting Reid Sinnett isn’t going to fix anything lol.

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Eifert Posting posted:

Two ... Pairs? drat that's a lot of nipples.

Yeah there are the normal ones then four extra. The extras are just little dots basically, you wouldn't even see them unless you were looking and in fact I didn't even realize they existed until I was about 15 or so. Still they are perfectly symmetrical so it's pretty clear what they are once you notice.

Apparently my sister was born with a third nipple that was like, more large or something and it was removed when she was a baby. don't tell her I said that though

Fate Accomplice posted:

I identify with it cause I have 6 wisdom teeth. freaks every dentist out.

Do you still have them just lurking back there? Are they like, unerupted or do you just have a longer set of teeth than everyone else? So many questions

Ehud posted:

Defense isn’t getting turnovers like crazy anymore, the linebackers changed around and are much worse, the front office gambled that the young OL would get better in year two and instead they’re the worst in the NFL, they didn’t add anyone dynamic at RB and it probably wouldn’t have mattered because dudes get hit 3 yards in the backfield anyways, the WR corps is a bunch of guys who have rarely (never?) finished a full season healthy, Flores fired Chan Gailey and promoted two guys with no experience to run the offense, the two great CBs that the defense revolves around are both hurt, Tua missed a month because the OL is so miserable.

And a bunch of other stuff.

That looks about right, yeah. Incredible how fast it seems to be falling apart, I would've called Flores one of the rising stars of the league in terms of head coaching just last year. Not so much now.

Lots to fix but number one has to be quarterback. I wish Tua was still playing so he could get some experience and we could get more looks at him, but overall I am very skeptical.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Play posted:

Is it really just Fitzpatrick not being there?

Yes. Tua is a bad QB and should feel bad.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Play posted:

Yeah there are the normal ones then four extra. The extras are just little dots basically, you wouldn't even see them unless you were looking and in fact I didn't even realize they existed until I was about 15 or so. Still they are perfectly symmetrical so it's pretty clear what they are once you notice.

Apparently my sister was born with a third nipple that was like, more large or something and it was removed when she was a baby. don't tell her I said that though

Do you still have them just lurking back there? Are they like, unerupted or do you just have a longer set of teeth than everyone else? So many questions

That looks about right, yeah. Incredible how fast it seems to be falling apart, I would've called Flores one of the rising stars of the league in terms of head coaching just last year. Not so much now.

Lots to fix but number one has to be quarterback. I wish Tua was still playing so he could get some experience and we could get more looks at him, but overall I am very skeptical.

Tua started yesterday and was good.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Ehud posted:

Tua started yesterday and was good.

Oh cool! I'll have to put that game on later and check it out, missed it obviously because of when it took place. Stats at least look strong, clearly his best game this year.

And I know Reid Sinnett won't solve anything. I'd still like to see him play, it's just a selfish matter

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Play posted:

Do you still have them just lurking back there? Are they like, unerupted or do you just have a longer set of teeth than everyone else? So many questions

I still have them, and I believe they are unerupted. Not quite sure how everything works but every time I switch dentists there's a whole "those X-rays are gonna be weird" conversation. More than once I've had multiple dentists gathering around my X-rays.

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
I agree that Flores needs to have his seat warmed but I think the Original Sin of the Dolphins is they are poo poo at drafting. There seems to be a lack of strategy/connection between the players the GM wants and the players the coach needs. I'd hesitate to say Flores is solely responsible for their dysfunction though.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Fate Accomplice posted:

I still have them, and I believe they are unerupted. Not quite sure how everything works but every time I switch dentists there's a whole "those X-rays are gonna be weird" conversation. More than once I've had multiple dentists gathering around my X-rays.

hmmm. maybe I deserve a trip to the tit doctor. as a treat. it's always nice to be special even if its in the stupidest way possible

pasaluki posted:

I agree that Flores needs to have his seat warmed but I think the Original Sin of the Dolphins is they are poo poo at drafting. There seems to be a lack of strategy/connection between the players the GM wants and the players the coach needs. I'd hesitate to say Flores is solely responsible for their dysfunction though.

Doesn't Flores have quite a lot of influence on the drafting? I'd assume he would.

I do remember seeing an article though claiming that Flores wanted Justin Herbert so that's gotta be frustrating for him. Tua's recent decent game notwithstanding

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

pasaluki posted:

I agree that Flores needs to have his seat warmed but I think the Original Sin of the Dolphins is they are poo poo at drafting. There seems to be a lack of strategy/connection between the players the GM wants and the players the coach needs. I'd hesitate to say Flores is solely responsible for their dysfunction though.

When guys that your HC cut go on to success elsewhere and outperform the guys you wind up keeping, the head coach is responsible

When you overdraft a CB from Auburn because your HC was said to pound the table for him throughout the process, a process which has been assuredly described as “collaborative”, then yes quite a lot falls on Flores

Grier should go as well. But Flores is the main culprit here

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Amy Pole Her posted:

When guys that your HC cut go on to success elsewhere and outperform the guys you wind up keeping, the head coach is responsible

When you overdraft a CB from Auburn

You realize this brain fart just spoke 'Bo Nix, Miami Dolphins starting quarterback' into existence right?

e: poo poo I read CB as QB, my perfect joke to torture you with actually thinking about has been ruined :(

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Oct 18, 2021

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Play posted:

Oh cool! I'll have to put that game on later and check it out, missed it obviously because of when it took place.

You should, game's really fun and really, really stupid.

I know it probably didn't effect much because it's not like the Dolphins' loss came from time management, but those two Flores challenges really just stick in my mind as prime examples of, "The dumber team today in a game against Urban loving Meyer." Like, the Jags had the body language of a team that was going to collectively Vontae Davis at the end of the game for the first half and then they got into the game and won, and all I can think of is those dumbass challenges.

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

Amy Pole Her posted:


Grier should go as well. But Flores is the main culprit here

Fair enough. I don't follow them anywhere near like you and the other Dolfans do.
I just think with all the early picks they had, the GM had such a critically important role.

Simplex
Jun 29, 2003

I called my shot on Flores last year and took some flack for it. But now I get to sit here all smug-like.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

pasaluki posted:

Fair enough. I don't follow them anywhere near like you and the other Dolfans do.
I just think with all the early picks they had, the GM had such a critically important role.

You’re not far off though. There’s a weird group of dolphins fans who are still loyal to Flores and genuinely are saying “well Grier drafts bad guys! And cuts the good ones!!” As if Flores is sitting there saying “gee Chris I liked that guy!”

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

Amy Pole Her posted:

You’re not far off though. There’s a weird group of dolphins fans who are still loyal to Flores and genuinely are saying “well Grier drafts bad guys! And cuts the good ones!!” As if Flores is sitting there saying “gee Chris I liked that guy!”

I mean I liked the poo poo he was doing when the Dolphins were supposed to have one of the worst teams ever. They played very hard and tough that year and despite "tanking" the Jets were way more of a joke than the Dolphins.

But yeah there just isn't that next progression you'd expect.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

pasaluki posted:

They played very hard and tough that year and despite "tanking" the Jets were way more of a joke than the Dolphins.
The Jets were 7-9 that year? Not good by any means but “joke” is a bit harsh.

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

Diva Cupcake posted:

The Jets were 7-9 that year? Not good by any means but “joke” is a bit harsh.

Not to derail but the Jets were supposed to be super good that year and challenge for the division the Dolphins were supposed to be a historically bad team but the Dolphins beat the Jets by 8 points and the Jets got beaten by the &e Bengals by 2 scores, and got beaten by the Jaguars by 2 scores.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Play posted:


Apparently my sister was born with a third nipple that was like, more large or something and it was removed when she was a baby. don't tell her I said that though

Total Recall was a good movie.

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

pasaluki posted:

I agree that Flores needs to have his seat warmed but I think the Original Sin of the Dolphins is they are poo poo at drafting. There seems to be a lack of strategy/connection between the players the GM wants and the players the coach needs. I'd hesitate to say Flores is solely responsible for their dysfunction though.

I don't think they're poo poo at drafting, either. This is what the Dolphins current GM is responsible for:

Misc Passing Rushing Receiving
Year Rnd Player Pick Pos To AP1 PB St CarAV G Cmp Att Yds TD Int Att Yds TD Rec Yds TD Int Sk College/Univ
2021 1 Jaylen Waddle 6 WR 2021 0 0 0 0 6 1 2 0 37 301 3 Alabama
2021 1 Jaelan Phillips 18 DL 2021 0 0 0 0 6 1.5 Miami (FL)
2021 2 Jevon Holland 36 S 2021 0 0 0 0 6 Oregon
2021 2 Liam Eichenberg 42 OL 2021 0 0 0 0 6 Notre Dame
2021 3 Hunter Long 81 TE 2021 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 Boston Col.
2021 7 Larnel Coleman 231 T 0 0 0 Massachusetts
2021 7 Gerrid Doaks 244 RB 0 0 0 Cincinnati

2020 1 Tua Tagovailoa 5 QB 2021 0 0 1 5 13 236 368 2358 14 7 43 132 4 Alabama
2020 1 Austin Jackson 18 T 2021 0 0 1 5 19 USC
2020 1 Noah Igbinoghene 30 CB 2021 0 0 0 2 18 Auburn
2020 2 Robert Hunt 39 G 2021 0 0 1 5 22 Louisiana
2020 2 Raekwon Davis 56 DT 2021 0 0 1 1 19 Alabama
2020 3 Brandon Jones 70 S 2021 0 0 0 2 22 3 Texas
2020 4 Solomon Kindley 111 G 2021 0 0 1 5 19 Georgia
2020 5 Jason Strowbridge 154 DE 2020 0 0 0 0 8 North Carolina
2020 5 Curtis Weaver 164 DE 0 0 0 Boise St.
2020 6 Blake Ferguson 185 LS 2021 0 0 0 0 22 LSU
2020 7 Malcolm Perry 246 RB 2020 0 0 0 1 9 3 5 0 9 92 1 Navy

2019 1 Christian Wilkins 13 DT 2021 0 0 2 14 36 1 1 1 1 6.5 Clemson
2019 3 Michael Deiter 78 G 2021 0 0 1 7 35 1 0 0 Wisconsin
2019 5 Andrew Van Ginkel 151 LB 2021 0 0 1 10 28 7 Wisconsin
2019 6 Isaiah Prince 202 T 2021 0 0 0 1 9 Ohio St.
2019 7 Chandler Cox 233 RB 2020 0 0 0 0 21 2 9 0 Auburn
2019 7 Myles Gaskin 234 RB 2021 0 0 1 8 23 217 893 4 72 575 4 Washington

2018 1 Minkah Fitzpatrick 11 S 2021 2 2 2 34 54 11 Alabama
2018 2 Mike Gesicki 42 TE 2021 0 0 1 12 53 156 1817 12 Penn St.
2018 3 Jerome Baker 73 OLB 2021 0 0 3 18 54 2 12.5 Ohio St.
2018 4 Durham Smythe 123 TE 2021 0 0 2 2 52 49 420 2 Notre Dame
2018 4 Kalen Ballage 131 RB 2021 0 0 1 5 41 207 644 7 52 285 0 Arizona St.
2018 6 Cornell Armstrong 209 CB 2020 0 0 0 1 30 Southern Miss
2018 7 Quentin Poling 227 LB 2019 0 0 0 0 1 Ohio
2018 7 Jason Sanders 229 K 2021 1 0 0 12 54 1 1 1 New Mexico

2017 1 Charles Harris 22 OLB 2021 0 0 0 7 60 10.5 Missouri
2017 2 Raekwon McMillan 54 LB 2020 0 0 2 9 45 Ohio St.
2017 3 Cordrea Tankersley 97 CB 2020 0 0 1 4 19 Clemson
2017 5 Isaac Asiata 164 G 2018 0 0 0 0 2 Utah
2017 5 Davon Godchaux 178 DT 2021 0 0 2 14 58 3 LSU
2017 6 Vincent Taylor 194 DT 2021 0 0 0 5 40 2 Oklahoma St.
2017 7 Isaiah Ford 237 WR 2021 0 0 0 4 21 1 11 0 52 523 0 Virginia Tech

2016 1 Laremy Tunsil 13 T 2021 0 2 5 34 77 Mississippi
2016 2 Xavien Howard 38 CB 2021 1 2 4 40 61 23 1 Baylor
2016 3 Kenyan Drake 73 RB 2021 0 0 2 27 83 723 3221 28 184 1421 7 Alabama
2016 3 Leonte Carroo 86 WR 2018 0 0 0 2 37 1 14 0 12 192 2 Rutgers
2016 6 Jakeem Grant 186 WR 2021 0 0 0 12 72 12 43 1 91 1001 5 Texas Tech
2016 6 Jordan Lucas 204 S 2021 0 0 0 4 50 1 1 Penn St.
2016 7 Brandon Doughty 223 QB 0 0 0 Western Kentucky
2016 7 Thomas Duarte 231 TE 2016 0 0 0 0 1 UCLA


If you're really going to sit down and compare nuts and bolts to what NFL drafts actually look like, that's above average IMO. You can pretty much pick whoever you want in terms of your model team, and they're going to have blown 1st round picks, drafts that don't generate good starters, or hell even entire drafts you could functionally replace with like ~$5m in free agency spending.

I think fans tend to hyper fixate on the draft in weird ways, when the reality is that there's a lot less than people think that separate one team from any other in terms of actual success in terms of stuff like busts, blue chip players, etc. The reality is it's probably more about getting a QB, and boring and subtle elements of roster management and depth.

IMO if we're talking about the Dolphins personnel decisions, it's much more roster management and self-scouting than it is drafting that's the problem. That's much more of what separates a good team from a bad team in terms of personnel decisions, and I think the question for the Dolphins are more like why didn't you compensate at all for your young OL picks who you couldn't be sure would be good, why'd you depend so much on DeVante Parker/Will Fuller to be healthy, go with no linebackers who can shed a block in the run game, etc.

Hamhandler fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Oct 19, 2021

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Play posted:

With the right quarterback I still think the Broncos could be pretty good. They need to romance A-Aron
Too bad they didn't have a shot at Justin Fields.

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

Hamhandler posted:

Misc Passing Rushing Receiving
Year Rnd Player Pick Pos To AP1 PB St CarAV G Cmp Att Yds TD Int Att Yds TD Rec Yds TD Int Sk College/Univ
2021 1 Jaylen Waddle 6 WR 2021 0 0 0 0 6 1 2 0 37 301 3 Alabama
2021 1 Jaelan Phillips 18 DL 2021 0 0 0 0 6 1.5 Miami (FL)
2021 2 Jevon Holland 36 S 2021 0 0 0 0 6 Oregon
2021 2 Liam Eichenberg 42 OL 2021 0 0 0 0 6 Notre Dame
2021 3 Hunter Long 81 TE 2021 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 Boston Col.
2021 7 Larnel Coleman 231 T 0 0 0 Massachusetts
2021 7 Gerrid Doaks 244 RB 0 0 0 Cincinnati

2020 1 Tua Tagovailoa 5 QB 2021 0 0 1 5 13 236 368 2358 14 7 43 132 4 Alabama
2020 1 Austin Jackson 18 T 2021 0 0 1 5 19 USC
2020 1 Noah Igbinoghene 30 CB 2021 0 0 0 2 18 Auburn
2020 2 Robert Hunt 39 G 2021 0 0 1 5 22 Louisiana
2020 2 Raekwon Davis 56 DT 2021 0 0 1 1 19 Alabama
2020 3 Brandon Jones 70 S 2021 0 0 0 2 22 3 Texas
2020 4 Solomon Kindley 111 G 2021 0 0 1 5 19 Georgia
2020 5 Jason Strowbridge 154 DE 2020 0 0 0 0 8 North Carolina
2020 5 Curtis Weaver 164 DE 0 0 0 Boise St.
2020 6 Blake Ferguson 185 LS 2021 0 0 0 0 22 LSU
2020 7 Malcolm Perry 246 RB 2020 0 0 0 1 9 3 5 0 9 92 1 Navy

2019 1 Christian Wilkins 13 DT 2021 0 0 2 14 36 1 1 1 1 6.5 Clemson
2019 3 Michael Deiter 78 G 2021 0 0 1 7 35 1 0 0 Wisconsin
2019 5 Andrew Van Ginkel 151 LB 2021 0 0 1 10 28 7 Wisconsin
2019 6 Isaiah Prince 202 T 2021 0 0 0 1 9 Ohio St.
2019 7 Chandler Cox 233 RB 2020 0 0 0 0 21 2 9 0 Auburn
2019 7 Myles Gaskin 234 RB 2021 0 0 1 8 23 217 893 4 72 575 4 Washington

2018 1 Minkah Fitzpatrick 11 S 2021 2 2 2 34 54 11 Alabama
2018 2 Mike Gesicki 42 TE 2021 0 0 1 12 53 156 1817 12 Penn St.
2018 3 Jerome Baker 73 OLB 2021 0 0 3 18 54 2 12.5 Ohio St.
2018 4 Durham Smythe 123 TE 2021 0 0 2 2 52 49 420 2 Notre Dame
2018 4 Kalen Ballage 131 RB 2021 0 0 1 5 41 207 644 7 52 285 0 Arizona St.
2018 6 Cornell Armstrong 209 CB 2020 0 0 0 1 30 Southern Miss
2018 7 Quentin Poling 227 LB 2019 0 0 0 0 1 Ohio
2018 7 Jason Sanders 229 K 2021 1 0 0 12 54 1 1 1 New Mexico

2017 1 Charles Harris 22 OLB 2021 0 0 0 7 60 10.5 Missouri
2017 2 Raekwon McMillan 54 LB 2020 0 0 2 9 45 Ohio St.
2017 3 Cordrea Tankersley 97 CB 2020 0 0 1 4 19 Clemson
2017 5 Isaac Asiata 164 G 2018 0 0 0 0 2 Utah
2017 5 Davon Godchaux 178 DT 2021 0 0 2 14 58 3 LSU
2017 6 Vincent Taylor 194 DT 2021 0 0 0 5 40 2 Oklahoma St.
2017 7 Isaiah Ford 237 WR 2021 0 0 0 4 21 1 11 0 52 523 0 Virginia Tech

2016 1 Laremy Tunsil 13 T 2021 0 2 5 34 77 Mississippi
2016 2 Xavien Howard 38 CB 2021 1 2 4 40 61 23 1 Baylor
2016 3 Kenyan Drake 73 RB 2021 0 0 2 27 83 723 3221 28 184 1421 7 Alabama
2016 3 Leonte Carroo 86 WR 2018 0 0 0 2 37 1 14 0 12 192 2 Rutgers
2016 6 Jakeem Grant 186 WR 2021 0 0 0 12 72 12 43 1 91 1001 5 Texas Tech
2016 6 Jordan Lucas 204 S 2021 0 0 0 4 50 1 1 Penn St.
2016 7 Brandon Doughty 223 QB 0 0 0 Western Kentucky
2016 7 Thomas Duarte 231 TE 2016 0 0 0 0 1 UCLA

okay but my eyes

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Hamhandler posted:

You can pretty much pick whoever you want in terms of your model team, and they're going to have blown 1st round picks

Most teams don't get 5 first round picks in two years.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

pasaluki posted:

Not to derail but the Jets were supposed to be super good that year and challenge for the division the Dolphins were supposed to be a historically bad team but the Dolphins beat the Jets by 8 points and the Jets got beaten by the &e Bengals by 2 scores, and got beaten by the Jaguars by 2 scores.
The 3 previous years the Jets were 5-11, 5-11, and 4-12. In no way we’re we supposed to be really good that year. It’s been 10 years since we were expected to be even pretty good.

I’m not sure you’re remembering clearly.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Diva Cupcake posted:

The 3 previous years the Jets were 5-11, 5-11, and 4-12. In no way we’re we supposed to be really good that year. It’s been 10 years since we were expected to be even pretty good.

I’m not sure you’re remembering clearly.

"Really good" is probably overselling it, but it was Darnold's second year (coming off a rookie year that ended with the oft-mention four games) and the front office spent a lot of money on Le'Veon Bell and CJ Mosley. Expectations were that the Jets would at least be in the wild card mix.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Diva Cupcake posted:

The 3 previous years the Jets were 5-11, 5-11, and 4-12. In no way we’re we supposed to be really good that year. It’s been 10 years since we were expected to be even pretty good.

I’m not sure you’re remembering clearly.

I think that was the offseason we were introduced to the Jets "best skill player group in the division" chat by mcmagic based on those legendary four Darnold games at the end of the prior season. So that is probably shading our memory.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Maybe? Still not sure how how the last place finisher in the division was expected to be “super good” in any universe but your typical fan’s fever dream. You hope for incremental improvements when you root for a trash team, which 7-9 was.

Like were the Marrone Bills having rattled off 6 straight last place finishes expected to do poo poo? Of course not.

Diva Cupcake fucked around with this message at 06:46 on Oct 19, 2021

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

Diva Cupcake posted:

The 3 previous years the Jets were 5-11, 5-11, and 4-12. In no way we’re we supposed to be really good that year. It’s been 10 years since we were expected to be even pretty good.

I’m not sure you’re remembering clearly.

I blame mcmagic he's the one who thought they would be really good. He infamously stated McDermott and Gase were the same caliber of coach.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Theres a condition I affectionately refer to as "Raider Brain" I and others have been diagnosed with where every year the team is a "temporarily embarrassed super bowl winner" down on our luck and I suspect the jets have a similar strain

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Derek Fcking Carr posted:

Theres a condition I affectionately refer to as "Raider Brain" I and others have been diagnosed with where every year the team is a "temporarily embarrassed super bowl winner" down on our luck and I suspect the jets have a similar strain

The Dolphins have had a similar condition since the Jay Fielder years

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
hilariously the Raiders are the least delusional on that front

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Relentlessboredomm posted:

hilariously the Raiders are the least delusional on that front

Hard disagree

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
Since 2003, I've never felt that the Raiders have fielded an honestly good team. Even 2016 was mostly due to smoke, mirrors, luck and Del Rio having balls the size of a celestial body.

It's also possible that I'm in the minority.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Black Sunshine posted:

Since 2003, I've never felt that the Raiders have fielded an honestly good team. Even 2016 was mostly due to smoke, mirrors, luck and Del Rio having balls the size of a celestial body.

It's also possible that I'm in the minority.

No you're quite right, every team has been seriously flawed in some way

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
The Bed and Breakfast offense with Tom Walsh broke my spirit. Ever since then, I've been numb to the point that JaMarcus "Purple Drank" Russell didn't even bother me too much.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

I for one miss the heady days of Andrew Walter.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
How has 00s Raiders chat gone this far without mention of Bruce Gradkowski? :cmon:

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

I for one miss the heady days of Andrew Walter.

His Wikipedia picture still makes me laugh, as did watching the 2006 Raiders “offense”.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Probably Magic posted:

You should, game's really fun and really, really stupid.

I know it probably didn't effect much because it's not like the Dolphins' loss came from time management, but those two Flores challenges really just stick in my mind as prime examples of, "The dumber team today in a game against Urban loving Meyer." Like, the Jags had the body language of a team that was going to collectively Vontae Davis at the end of the game for the first half and then they got into the game and won, and all I can think of is those dumbass challenges.

I did end up watching it, and it's true that Tua did have what I think was probably the best game of his career. Accuracy on point for the most part, good movement in the pocket, nice quick release on short shrows (although I did notice that when he throws long or hard he really has to kind of wind up). Against the Jaguars to be fair, and still while working with a pretty short average depth of target (although that's not entirely on him, gameplan included a lot of WR screens and assorted quick passes).

The coaching was really bad a not just in terms of horrible consecutive challenges (the second one iirc was somewhat close but you have to know 'close' isn't good enough to get an overturn) but also the play calling. The play calling was really really bad and in the most high-leverage game situations they generally made the worst play call possible. Either predictable, or not a good match with what the defense was showing, or completely bizarre.

Only call I was impressed with all game was that Brisket fake QB sneak play-action kind of thing where he then hits the block-and-release tight end over the top. That owned and was a great call. Everything else not so much

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

I for one miss the heady days of Andrew Walter.

obligatory post

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
The 2006 Raiders are the second worst football team I have ever seen

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Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

a neat cape posted:

The 2006 Raiders are the second worst football team I have ever seen

you can't just leave us hanging like this...

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