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AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Yeah, this was my concern when I posted Easyriders, Outlaw Biker, Soldier of Fortune, et cetera earlier in the thread. I don't want people to think I'm glamorizing the racist, sexist poo poo. I just think it's interesting. Seriously, I am fascinated by outsider groups and why they believe what they believe. I also love lowbrow trashy poo poo, just like I love fine art and classical music.

Thanks for posting these. My wife just bought a new printer/ scanner, so as soon as I can get our desk in order and set up my computer, I'll be able to start posting cool poo poo again!

Thanks, and yea, I don't want to give the impression I'm glamorizing it either.

I do have access to a scanner, but honestly I have so many of these things that snapping pics with my phone is just about the only way to do it. I tried sitting down and digitizing a couple with the scanner, but it takes so goddamn long and you still get the interior crease fold anyhow. If someone really wants a clean scan of anything let me know and I'll do my best.

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Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
Post however you want. I think it's great!

I tend to take blurry pictures, so I prefer scanning my poo poo for the sake of legibility. It is a pain in the rear end, and takes way longer. Most of the previous content is because I was bored at work and hated my job, so I just scanned and posted magazines whenever I could.

My new job is better for my sanity, but worse for thread content since I don't work in front of a computer anymore. Oh well.

In any case, I appreciate you adding content. I love looking at this poo poo!!

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Those beautiful sterling silver swastika earrings have actually influenced me into becoming a National Socialist. drat you, Easyriders.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Szyznyk posted:

Those beautiful sterling silver swastika earrings have actually influenced me into becoming a National Socialist. drat you, Easyriders.

Wait until you see the floppy ol' lady pancake boobs

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I'm more impressed by the teased and styled hair on women who spent so much time riding on the backs of motorcycles. What a Sisyphean effort that must have been.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

A cover from 1976 with a hint of areola. How European!



















nsfw








I cannot get past "Minestronie Leather Products"

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

AKZ posted:

I cannot get past "Minestronie Leather Products"

I used to work just a few blocks south of that address!

Here's the former home of Minestronie Leather Products today:

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
Check out this van!

LifeSunDeath posted:

TRUTH MOBILE

TRUTH MOBILE

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

IMHO crazy-person screed vans should be legally required to have a sword-and-sorcery tableau on the side, with speech bubbles, so all the terrible ideas are being yelled by wizards and barbarians

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Van wizards deserve better than that.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Yeah, tbh, having posted that, I just want van wizards saying BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER and stuff

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

I was reading back through this thread looking for a specific picture of something, but I found this instead.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Confirming what a lot of people have long suspected.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
I saw this on ebay:

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Not gonna lie, interested in cars that spook. Especially this time of year.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Other than Dragula were there other spooky cars?

Scratch Monkey fucked around with this message at 16:17 on Oct 20, 2021

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Hitler's death car!

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Scratch Monkey posted:

Other than Dragula were there other spooky cars?









This thread needs more Elvira, especially this time of year. I fuckin' adore Cassandra Peterson. If anyone has yet to see the 2013 movie "First Period," please do so now!



Elvira was even in an episode of "CHiPs", although it was the 6th and final season (without Jon), which is sort of lovely (for "CHiPs", which is otherwise mostly perfect, particularly seasons 2-5), but her episode is good.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
She is BAFFLING attractive at 70. It blows my mind

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Re: Elvira and spookiness


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFUFw1GH6ic

the spookiness is systemic racism and class warfare

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
I havn't heard that song since I was a kid!

I've seen bits of the movie, but I don't think I've ever seen the whole thing. I'm not a huge Cheech & Chong fan, but I've seen most of their movies. I should watch that one.

Wow. I just had a vivid flash back memory of trying to rent a copy on VHS back when I was a kid in Illinois, but it was checked out! Brains are cool.

Anyway, now I want Mexican food for lunch. I love Mexico. I was supposed to have my honeymoon in
Isla Mujeres last year, but you know, fuckin' covid.

Oh well.

Gutter Phoenix fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Oct 20, 2021

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
I don't even know what you make of this, yet feel obligated to post it:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I watched "Elvira, Mistress of the Dark" as part of her "Elvira's 40th Anniversary, Very Scary, Very Special Special" and you know what? That was a good movie!

I've been a fan for years just based on her two excellent pinball machines and her general vibe, and everything new I experience just makes me like her more. Elvira forever.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

She doinked Elvis Himself.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


I actually love the ol' lady boobs because boobs come in all shapes and sizes, and nowadays only one shape and size gets shown off in magazines. I keep looking at it the way I look at '70s movies: "Look at all those women who have small boobs and are treated like they're sexy!"

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Arsenic Lupin posted:

I actually love the ol' lady boobs because boobs come in all shapes and sizes, and nowadays only one shape and size gets shown off in magazines. I keep looking at it the way I look at '70s movies: "Look at all those women who have small boobs and are treated like they're sexy!"

Watching The Deuce on HBO they certainly got the period correct breasts.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Pastry of the Year posted:

I watched "Elvira, Mistress of the Dark"

I saw that in the theater when I was but a lad of 12. I thought it was funny then and I liked the boobs. I don't know if I'd still find it funny but those boobs...

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Szyznyk posted:

She doinked Elvis Himself.

Kurt Russell kicked Elvis in the shins.

Kurt Russell was the last name Walt Disney ever wrote down.

Makes you think...

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
You know, I have never actually watched that Elvira movie all the way through. I gotta fix that.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

If Walt Disney had lived there would have been a nuclear reactor at Reedy Creek to power the so-called EPCOT and right now Disney would have nuclear weapons.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
RE: SPOOKY CARS:


Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).




doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuEA-Z1B3hM

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Gutter Phoenix posted:

This thread needs more Elvira, especially this time of year. I fuckin' adore Cassandra Peterson. If anyone has yet to see the 2013 movie "First Period," please do so now!



My GF and I loved the hell out of this. Thanks for the recommendation! Such a unique, funny little movie - I never would have heard of it.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
Yeah, I never would have heard of it except that the crazy woman who has the "champagne management" tumblr site mentioned it years ago.

She and I have similar senses of humor, which is an exceedingly stupid and goofy type that few dare to embrace. I like to check in on that site every few months, and I often hear about esoteric things I would never have uncovered on my own.

She seems like a good nut.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Bravo. This was tickling my brain but I didn’t go digging for it.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Gutter Phoenix posted:

You know, I have never actually watched that Elvira movie all the way through. I gotta fix that.

So, I'm about 15 minutes into this, and in addition to the silliness of the movie, I've already noticed some nostalgic gems that take me back to 1988:

1) Edie McClurg (as "Chastity Pariah")

2) The town is named after televangelist shitbag Jerry Falwell

3) Elvira has an Anthrax sticker on her luggage

4) There's a scene with two goobers in a bowling alley where one is reading a copy of the comic Amazing Spider-Man #299, and the other takes it and rips it in half. I thought that was funny, because that issue is the second by Todd McFarlane and features the first appearance of Venom, which now sells for upwards of $1,000. LOL!!!

Edit:





Edit 2:

5) LOL at "Tic Tac Pie" (at approx. 1hr, 5min)





Unrelated, but I forgot I also happened to see the beginning of an episode of "My Two Dads" the other day, and in addition to Greg "BJ & the Bear" Evigan, and Dick Butkus, it also had second-rate Scientologist actor Giovanni Ribisi as a kid (credited as "Vonni"). I have no memory of him being in that show.



Gutter Phoenix fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Oct 24, 2021

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Unrelated, but I forgot I also happened to see the beginning of an episode of "My Two Dads" the other day, and in addition to Greg "BJ & the Bear" Evigan, and Dick Butkus, it also had second-rate Scientologist actor Giovanni Ribisi as a kid (credited as "Vonni"). I have no memory of him being in that show.



My memory of the show is Fish’s wife is the judge. And then Edie McClurg was Herb Tarlek’s wife.

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AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Slightly nsfw cover






















nsfw



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