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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

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kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Idiots on Social Media: KEEP DRINKING URINE

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Never before have I posted something thinking "this really needs to be the thread title" as much as I did with that one. Thank you mods.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

"It's my dick and I'll wash it as fast and often as I want."

Edit - nah, a not funny joke. Sorry.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
It's my dick and I'll wank if I want to.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Samovar posted:

Edit - nah, a not funny joke. Sorry.
I too do not think Stupid_Sexy_Flander's dick is a funny joke

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire

taiyoko posted:

Yeah, iirc, when we were issued those in civil air patrol when I was a teen, we were told not to put any like Kool aid mixes in them because they'd leach poo poo outta the plastic.

I thought it was because the flavor would permeate the plastic so you'd get that nasty faint koolaid flavor/smell even with plain water.

Also somehow the metal surplus store canteens were worse, the metallic flavor of uncoated mystery alloy was always awful.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

https://twitter.com/marcfbellemare/status/1449462128700583937

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/AmandaMarcotte/status/1450054055682879488



"You got misogyny in my racism! No, you got racism in my misogyny!"

"But wait..."

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Not sure where the idiots are there besides the Proud Boys, because that is 100% their manifesto. Their primary recruiting demographic is literal incels.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Tweeter not the idiot.

https://twitter.com/gavmacn/status/1450111477042618384

quote:

Not sure where the idiots are there besides the Proud Boys, because that is 100% their manifesto. Their primary recruiting demographic is literal incels.

The Proud Boys have been all about sexism and racism from the beginning. They were originally proposed in 2016 in Taki's Magazine, where Richard Spencer "first coined the term 'alternative right' in a headline he devised for an article by Kevin DeAnna about the development of a new, less neo-conservative, more 'racialist' politics emerging in the conservative movement." The Proud Boys were born out of a racist movement.

e:

quote:

We brought roads and infrastructure to India and they are still using them as toilets. Our criminals built nice roads in Australia but aboriginals keep using them as a bed. The next time someone bitches about colonization, the correct response is ‘You’re welcome.’”
– Gavin McInnes, “10 Things I Like About White Guys,” Taki’s Magazine, March 2, 2017

Arsenic Lupin has a new favorite as of 17:27 on Oct 18, 2021

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Can't wait till a coffee shop recalls the era my grandma got hauled off to a lady's concentration camp

Also "what have the romans done for us" did more damage than good. gently caress England.

Edgar Allen Ho has a new favorite as of 17:30 on Oct 18, 2021

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Just for fun, look up how many businesses name themselves "Sophie's Choice."

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



On the completely other side of the spectrum, for a few years in the early teens there was a beauty parlor in Los Banos, CA called Curl Up and Dye. I was devastated when the sign came down.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


There was one in Cass Corridor in Detroit too. I think it's a quite popular name for that sort of establishment.

Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣
Oh wow the Churchill mini pork pie has chutney in it, I'm guessing he must have been part Indian then? Or maybe opened trade with the country?

I don't know, at least I can be certain he didn't like, literally try to starve them to death on purpose, because that would make this restaurant a little gauche imo

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





There was a Chinese takeaway in my hometown called "Soon Fatt"

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~


I'm not sure if I'd call it a dramatic reading, but someone made this in response and it's pretty good, even more so with the sound on.
https://twitter.com/TurboJehtt/status/1449499315970314242

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Arsenic Lupin posted:

Tweeter not the idiot.

https://twitter.com/gavmacn/status/1450111477042618384

The Proud Boys have been all about sexism and racism from the beginning. They were originally proposed in 2016 in Taki's Magazine, where Richard Spencer "first coined the term 'alternative right' in a headline he devised for an article by Kevin DeAnna about the development of a new, less neo-conservative, more 'racialist' politics emerging in the conservative movement." The Proud Boys were born out of a racist movement.

e:

Fuckin lool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQhF_F1kvQY&t=495s

impossiboobs
Oct 2, 2006

Henchman of Santa posted:

Just for fun, look up how many businesses name themselves "Sophie's Choice."

I've been to a couple of bars that have a drink called "Cider House Rules".

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Welcome to Boys Don't Fry, can I take your order?

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


These Final Sours - Bar&Grill

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Dolores Haze IPA

cage-free egghead
Mar 8, 2004
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1450043600490934274?s=20

Ted Cruz keeps on giving.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Schindler's Listings

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

christmas boots posted:

Schindler's Listings

Schindler's Lifts

Crystal Lake Witch
Apr 25, 2010



My college residence building had Schindler elevators, and every time one broke down it was a race for someone to make the same lovely joke about “hope we’re at the top of their list!”

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Arsenic Lupin posted:

https://twitter.com/AmandaMarcotte/status/1450054055682879488



"You got misogyny in my racism! No, you got racism in my misogyny!"

"But wait..."

Lol the comments in the primary tweet are almost nothing but oblivious liberals practicing insane amounts of homophobia.

jjack229
Feb 14, 2008
Articulate your needs. I'm here to listen.

Maybe he didn't mean "Australia is the Texas of the Pacific" as a compliment. I certainly wouldn't if I said it.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/PlSSCHRIST/status/1449824864223760391?s=20

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Bismuth posted:

I dont think anyone actually believes shmorky and stonetoss are the same guy, they're just making fun of the similarities between the stonetoss "people" and klurfs, and the fact they're both absolute nutbags

Yeah I just think it's funny to compare the two nutjob creeps because there are some vague similarities in the art

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I would not be surprised if they were the same person, but I don't actually think they are.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/fbnewsroom/status/1450154002755178499
Hold us accountable, in the way we find most convenient.
https://twitter.com/fbnewsroom/status/1450154003816325124
It doesn't count unless it was said in the C-Suite.
https://twitter.com/fbnewsroom/status/1450154004730707972
We have never heard of, or asked for, a publication embargo.
https://twitter.com/fbnewsroom/status/1450154005749854211
We don't like that there are over 30 journalists working on it, and we certainly don't like that they're choosing the relevant documents instead of the ones in which we celebrate petting puppies.
https://twitter.com/fbnewsroom/status/1450154006727200771
If you want to print our PR releases, we're always available.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

https://twitter.com/michael13709091/status/1450145515400695809

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
That’s a great tactic as who can listen to the whole podcast?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Arsenic Lupin posted:

If you want to print our PR releases, we're always available.

Can't wait for facebook to loving die, jfc

Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013



Tim Pool is easy pickings but still, lol

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Ibblebibble posted:



Tim Pool is easy pickings but still, lol

Yeah, what did the show’s creator actually mean when he said, “I wanted to write a story that was an allegory or fable about modern capitalist society, something that depicts an extreme competition, somewhat like the extreme competition of life?”

THE ANSWER MAY SURPRISE YOU

:goonsay:

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Ibblebibble posted:



Tim Pool is easy pickings but still, lol

same energy as that gop poo poo stain liking ratm

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Ibblebibble posted:



Tim Pool is easy pickings but still, lol

Guy who only knows one ideology, experiencing a second ideology: getting a lot of pro-capitalist vibes from this...

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