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boop the snoot posted:All my nova goons Fuuuuuuuuck. Edit: lovely snipe, have a cat. 
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Holy poo poo, well we already got "Jews in Space" in the form of Spaceballs, I wonder what "Hitler on Ice" will be like.
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Oct 19, 2021 02:45
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Jimmy Smuts posted:Holy poo poo, well we already got "Jews in Space" in the form of Spaceballs, I wonder what "Hitler on Ice" will be like. Man, I just realized how The Producers on Ice is not a thing, and I desperately wish it was.
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Oct 19, 2021 02:49
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https://twitter.com/govparsonmo/status/1448697768311132160?s=21 We are all hackers on this blessed day
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Oct 19, 2021 13:08
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:https://twitter.com/govparsonmo/status/1448697768311132160?s=21 Why is someone's ssn in a format that could be extracted from a website? Why is the webmaster not being drawn and quartered for failing to encrypt user form data, especially PII? The answer is probably the gym teacher is the school's IT staff. orange juche fucked around with this message at 13:34 on Oct 19, 2021 |
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Oct 19, 2021 13:32
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orange juche posted:Why is someone's ssn in a format that could be extracted from a website? Why is the webmaster not being drawn and quartered for failing to encrypt user data, especially PII? Republicans. Those in the database that was "hacked" should be suing the state for mismanaging personal information. Surely they'll get free credit monitoring out of this!
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Oct 19, 2021 13:33
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Because the press is the enemy of the people.
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Oct 19, 2021 13:33
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Right click, view source, holy poo poo I'm a hacker, or someone who had a myspace account back in the day. Also this doesn't address why in the gently caress is an SSN anywhere in a websites source code? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Oct 19, 2021 13:37
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The bonus is that the journalist/paper basically did everything right. Poked around to discover the problem, notified the authorities, held the information back before the gaping hole was plugged, then published. And so, the governor calls for a criminal investigation of the paper because enemy of the people. Thankfully, the paper does not give a gently caress: https://twitter.com/stltoday/status/1449784538176139272?t=TRTZrrzeYetM9FI-dfiUpg&s=19 quote:Republican state Rep. Tony Lovasco, who according to his legislative biography has worked in software deployment and maintenance, tweeted Thursday that “it’s clear the Governor’s Office has a fundamental misunderstanding of both web technology and industry standard procedures for reporting security vulnerabilities.
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Oct 19, 2021 13:46
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I still haven't stopped yelling about the existence of PII in a websites HTML source code.
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Oct 19, 2021 13:48
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By the way, all of Sinclair Broadcasting and their puppet news channels are currently getting skullfucked by ransomware. https://twitter.com/SEisbergWCIV/status/1450130216110772224?t=b4HO9Ik8nmzGHJQVGmRmcw&s=19 https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1450206342732525570?t=MoOB5zBqUEtdk0NFr5YEVg&s=19 https://twitter.com/stopthecap/status/1450224308148752384?t=LsZ-aT7vI6CcTPlA6zNvTg&s=19 https://twitter.com/GDJArt/status/1450076559235297280?t=KO6FB9atDAZxaZwrEjcYoQ&s=19
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Oct 19, 2021 13:53
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I hope they go after Gray next. There are no OTA tv stations where I live and it's actually kinda cool.
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Oct 19, 2021 14:01
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Invest in cyber security? No, problem!
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Oct 19, 2021 14:03
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Loving the happy little whiteboard clouds
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Oct 19, 2021 14:12
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Oops. https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1450452210572308489?t=j-xoUJ4u4IUZDpnnl2MMEA&s=19 quote:In an interview Monday with The Daily Beast, Watkins and science fiction author Tony Teora, his “volunteer campaign coordinator,” struggled to explain why, if Watkins is not involved in QAnon, he’s among the keynote speakers at a QAnon conference called the “Patriot Double Down” in Las Vegas this coming weekend.
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Oct 19, 2021 14:25
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The crazy poo poo ain't done yet. https://twitter.com/gabrielmalor/status/1450451021893935112?t=bKlmS9vPCgKjgSA76TPzug&s=19 He announced HEY I'M GETTING INDICTED FOR LYING BY THE LYING FBI THAT I TALKED TO WITHOUT A LAWYER in a Truck Video because why wouldn't you? https://youtu.be/VHcIBNazStw
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:https://twitter.com/govparsonmo/status/1448697768311132160?s=21 Why the gently caress does the highway patrol have a digital forensics unit jfc defund these fucks
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Oct 19, 2021 15:14
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boop the snoot posted:Why the gently caress does the highway patrol have a digital forensics unit jfc defund these fucks They need a place to send 40% of the cops.
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Oct 19, 2021 15:24
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WA state vaccine mandate not messing around. Yesterday they fired highest paid employee (WSU football coach) and 74 state troopers.
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Oct 19, 2021 15:26
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boop the snoot posted:Why the gently caress does the highway patrol have a digital forensics unit jfc defund these fucks Sometimes Highway Patrol is also another name for State Police / State Troopers. All state level police agencies have investigators (detectives) and / or civilian support staff specialists that work on stuff dealing with computers, whether its normal poo poo like going through a murder suspect's hard drive or phone, or heinous poo poo like going through a pedo's hard drive or phone. Bag on regular cops all you want, but dealing with child abuse crimes is horrendous on people's mental health, and it's good that there are units investigating and prosecuting poo poo like that.
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Oct 19, 2021 15:32
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Bored As gently caress posted:Sometimes Highway Patrol is also another name for State Police / State Troopers. Fwiw when I think highway patrol I think the Florida highway patrol who sit on the interstate and write tickets and work out of small shacks as an hq.
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Oct 19, 2021 15:35
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boop the snoot posted:Fwiw when I think highway patrol I think the Florida highway patrol who sit on the interstate and write tickets and work out of small shacks as an hq. NC has their highway patrol, somehow DMV has (did have?) their own law enforcement and there’s also an NC SBI floating around somewhere. In addition to whatever city, county, or federals are floating around in the area as well.
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facialimpediment posted:The crazy poo poo ain't done yet. Of course he had to throw in "fbi agents from California." Buddy, there's an office in Omaha. Just because they weren't a couple good ol boys doesn't make it a nefarious coastal elite plot to get you in trouble. You did that well enough on your own.
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Oct 19, 2021 15:38
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boop the snoot posted:Fwiw when I think highway patrol I think the Florida highway patrol who sit on the interstate and write tickets and work out of small shacks as an hq. Truckers are right to call those scale houses "chicken coops" or "pig pens." Icon, they're not DMV officers, they're DOT.
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Oct 19, 2021 15:46
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I don't think I've ever seen something so artificial. It's like a parody but infuriating E: re Fortenberry video
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Oct 19, 2021 15:48
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Bored As gently caress posted:Sometimes Highway Patrol is also another name for State Police / State Troopers. All just throwing in that cars are computers now. A few years ago I got to speak with a forensics guy from down in Florida who disproved a murder suspect's alabi by accessing their car's computer and showed the car didn't burn nearly enough fuel to get to where the suspect said they drove for the day.
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Oct 19, 2021 15:55
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Sure hope that software was coded correctly then
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Oct 19, 2021 16:06
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Soylent Pudding posted:All just throwing in that cars are computers now. A few years ago I got to speak with a forensics guy from down in Florida who disproved a murder suspect's alabi by accessing their car's computer and showed the car didn't burn nearly enough fuel to get to where the suspect said they drove for the day. Oh yeah that stuff is fascinating. It's interesting to learn how it's standard procedure for detectives to have honeypot FB accounts so when they're trying to locate a suspect they just send the guy a friend request and try to arrange a meet up. It works a surprising amount of the time without even having to leave their desks.
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Oct 19, 2021 16:11
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Best Friends posted:Sure hope that software was coded correctly then Probably wasn't. How many times does a mileage estimator get the numbers right? My car will tell me I got 36mpg but the math at the pump is always 10-15% lower.
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Oct 19, 2021 16:12
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Best Friends posted:Sure hope that software was coded correctly then lol
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Oct 19, 2021 16:13
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That poo poo is not great when you see how the sausage is made. The expert gets up in court and spits some technobabble and neither the judge nor the defense know enough to question the first thing about it. Maybe in big cases it's different but some rando murder suspect is hosed at that point.
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Oct 19, 2021 16:18
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also if you as a juror have actual technical understanding and use that out-of-character knowledge in deliberations you're opening yourself to contempt charges
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Oct 19, 2021 16:23
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shame on an IGA posted:also if you as a juror have actual technical understanding and use that out-of-character knowledge in deliberations you're opening yourself to contempt charges Wait what?
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Oct 19, 2021 16:27
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https://www.justice.gov/usao-nj/pr/juror-fined-11000-conducting-outside-research-during-criminal-trial-and-causing-mistrial You consider anything outside the actual presentations to the court, no matter how incomplete or misleading they may be, at your peril.
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shame on an IGA posted:https://www.justice.gov/usao-nj/pr/juror-fined-11000-conducting-outside-research-during-criminal-trial-and-causing-mistrial If you conduct outside research. If you already know something or something doesn't "feel" right then you can do whatever, that would've been on the lawyers or court to strike you beforehand. Some people are acquitted of crimes because the jurors don't see the magic CSI stuff and figure "oh well that must've came back negative" instead of realizing that many cops don't even take fingerprints unless its a murder.
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Oct 19, 2021 16:33
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One of my friends is a defense lawyer who frequently argues at the level of the state supreme court. A significant portion of their job is getting questionable science, algorithms, proprietary tech, etc thrown out or ay least made available for review by the defense as opposed to hidden for proprietary reasons while a private company paid by prosecutors says “trust us, this data is awesome.” They not infrequently have to find a method or metaphor that is sufficiently technical not to be dismissed as BS but sufficiently folksy to get through to juries.
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Oct 19, 2021 16:34
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Hyrax Attack! posted:WA state vaccine mandate not messing around. Yesterday they fired highest paid employee (WSU football coach) and 74 state troopers. You would think that serving and protecting the public would also mean that you try to ensure that you're not a walking disease vector for a highly contagious respiratory virus, but I guess not.
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Oct 19, 2021 16:41
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should be pretty easy in this case, "it's like if every time you asked for your account statement they mailed you a crate with their entire file cabinet"
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Nuclear Tourist posted:You would think that serving and protecting the public would also mean that you try to ensure that you're not a walking disease vector for a highly contagious respiratory virus, but I guess not. Yeah but 
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Nuclear Tourist posted:You would think that serving and protecting the public would also mean that you try to ensure that you're not a walking disease vector for a highly contagious respiratory virus, but I guess not. That's because they don't serve and protect the people. They bully and assault the people for fun and profit.
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