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gradenko_2000 posted:The other thing I watched over the weekend was "Downsizing", starring Matt Damon. Thank you for writing this; I saw a commercial for that flick. I would have just read about that movie on wikipedia. But your post was better because there was commentary. Thank you.
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if only there was a comedy website that published amusing tongue in cheek recaps of mediocre movies a sort of internet hot spot dedicated to explaining some things that are bad perhaps managed by an eccentric bitcoin millionaire more devoted to the brand of his beloved online community than turning a profit but alas
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indigi posted:it only makes sense if your enjoyment of a thing is solely based on “what tweetable events happen.” if I was waiting in line outside Two Towers and someone in the previous screening came out and yelled “THEY TEAM UP WITH GOLLUM” I would be pumped to find out why and how the gently caress that happens rather than being like “well drat now I know a fact about this movie” nah, there are definitely experiences that work better without foreknowledge (and you obviously can't tell what they are until you experience them), nothing to do with Tweetable moments in HP's case it's debatable how much you're really gaining, but something like The Sixth Sense obviously gets a lot from not knowing he's dead the entire time on your first viewing even without going to the extreme of a narrative built around a Shyamalanian twist, there's a difference between "THEY TEAM UP WITH GOLLUM" (an intriguing reversal of what came before that does indeed inspire curiosity about the surrounding events) and "DARTH VADER IS LUKE'S DAD" (similar intriguing WTF factor, but in a form that gives the answer to a minor "mystery" in a way that undermines the dramatic impact of the moment [for anyone experiencing it fresh in 1980]) e: I'm not a huge anti-spoiler person (and rarely care myself), and think that if you're specifically looking into everything you can about a film before you go see it you're setting yourself up to get "spoiled" and have no one to blame but yourself, but I'm not going to pretend that Gollum thing is the same as loudly announcing who the killer was outside a new murder mystery people are about to go see or w/e LGD has issued a correction as of 00:26 on Oct 20, 2021 |
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Oct 20, 2021 00:21
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I feel like I'm having a stroke. Why do all TikTok videos have this voice now?
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Oct 20, 2021 00:22
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Some Guy TT posted:if only there was a comedy website that published amusing tongue in cheek recaps of mediocre movies a sort of internet hot spot dedicated to explaining some things that are bad perhaps managed by an eccentric bitcoin millionaire more devoted to the brand of his beloved online community than turning a profit but alas 
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Oct 20, 2021 00:23
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are the big twists in the eternals literally just gay kiss and thanos has a brother does this movie have an actual plot or conflict
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Oct 20, 2021 00:23
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Some Guy TT posted:are the big twists in the eternals literally just gay kiss and thanos has a brother does this movie have an actual plot or conflict the plot is that aliens from the oceans attack them and these aliens have unmemorable shapes and also the good guys are not memorable either
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Oct 20, 2021 00:25
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Nichael posted:I feel like I'm having a stroke. Why do all TikTok videos have this voice now? There should be an "all in the family" experience
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Oct 20, 2021 00:25
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someone should have informed Harry Styles he was gonna play a space rapist https://twitter.com/SeanRMoorhead/status/1450508030932516867?s=20
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Oct 20, 2021 00:26
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Dr. Killjoy posted:someone should have informed Harry Styles he was gonna play a space rapist he will be so upset in between all the other things he is pretending to be
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Oct 20, 2021 00:27
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ero/starfox sounds like a fanfiction dot net category
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Oct 20, 2021 00:36
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Dune female ninja sexy pussy magic literature. Pdf
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Oct 20, 2021 01:04
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DesertIslandHermit posted:I'm pretty sure just working with Disney either breaks your heart or your entire body. Given how Marvel movies are made, it feels like directors are just the face of something that's been already Frankenstein stitched together by years of CGI work and they got to hold the ship wheel and hope it doesn't crash. Chloé Zhao is being asked to hold a lit stick of dynamite while Disney just moves on to doing more superhero sequels. Eternals bombing would be like when Solo bombed. A bizarre moment that will be worthy to look into about all the producer and director shenanigans but Disney keeps rolling because they have more money than God. Tbf i have more money then god too, since i exist
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Oct 20, 2021 01:20
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Some Guy TT posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/Variety/status/1450273868157894661 Georgia like most states does big tax credit handouts for shooting movies and shows there
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Oct 20, 2021 01:50
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Judakel posted:the plot is that aliens from the oceans attack them and these aliens have unmemorable shapes and also the good guys are not memorable either This description just needs the word "dense" in it to be perfect.
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Oct 20, 2021 01:54
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Dr. Killjoy posted:someone should have informed Harry Styles he was gonna play a space rapist i assume this starfox is a comic book character and not the nintendo space fighter pilot because otherwise im loving confused
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Oct 20, 2021 02:03
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my first thought when reading that Eros/Starfox tweet was, "drat, 80s/90s comics tried really hard to be edgy and topical" then I looked it up and saw that was from a storyline printed in 2005.
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Is this guy not the one who mind controlled captain marvel into being his wife and knocked her up and all the avengers thought that was cool
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Oct 20, 2021 02:15
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hey now youre being unfair he impregnated her with himself so he could reincarnate to do uhhh something important i think
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Oct 20, 2021 02:17
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any comic books writer who wants an established character to go through a pregnancy storyline should be remanded for a 30 day psych evaluation
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Oct 20, 2021 02:23
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mastershakeman posted:Is this guy not the one who mind controlled captain marvel into being his wife and knocked her up and all the avengers thought that was cool you're wrong unless you are referring to one of the other captain marvels. carol danvers was raped by a different character according to wikipedia quote:At the time of the publication of Ms. Marvel #1 in 1977, the title was self-consciously socially progressive for its time. This was reflected in the use of the word "Ms.", at the time associated with the feminist movement,[2] and in Danvers fighting for equal pay for equal work in her civilian identity.[14] Lot going on there
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mastershakeman posted:Is this guy not the one who mind controlled captain marvel into being his wife and knocked her up and all the avengers thought that was cool No, that was Marcus Immortus who has nothing to do with the Eternals, it’s very important to damage your brain remembering these things
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I should have known multiple characters had the same M.O.
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Oct 20, 2021 02:28
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mastershakeman posted:I should have known multiple characters had the same M.O. There’s also Purple Man, Marvel REALLY loves mind-controlling rapists for some reason.
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Does Gilgamesh use Gate of Babylon in The Eternals?
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Oct 20, 2021 03:14
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Judakel posted:the plot is that aliens from the oceans attack them and these aliens have unmemorable shapes and also the good guys are not memorable either so eternals is soft discloser for the tic tac aliens coming out of the ocean just like infinity war primed people for half of earth dying to covid 
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Random rear end in a top hat posted:There’s also Purple Man, Marvel REALLY loves mind-controlling rapists for some reason. I wonder what went on in writers head when they decided to go from seemingly unstoppable villains from outer space to rapists.
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Random rear end in a top hat posted:There’s also Purple Man, Marvel REALLY loves mind-controlling rapists for some reason. Purple Man explicitly doesn’t rape anyone but he makes the protagonist watch him gently caress floozies/prostitutes and beg him to gently caress her instead, which he doesn’t, as a form of torture. I mean, that’s not really better but it’s a difference (iirc)
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BSS was created because a comic about rape and murder was very popular in GBS
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DesertIslandHermit posted:I wonder what went on in writers head when they decided to go from seemingly unstoppable villains from outer space to rapists. I, personally, don't think there's anything to examine in them taking the question of 'what could be done with seemingly unchecked cosmic power that would make a compelling story' and, multiple times, answering that with 'rape, just like...a lot of rape'.
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Mantis42 posted:Every new MCU movies is about a new actor with a new contract being introduced as a lovely copy of an existing character and replacing them. It's extra funny because they keep trying to do this in the comics all the time and always end up reverting to the original character that people are actually invested in
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Oct 20, 2021 05:09
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Atrocious Joe posted:my first thought when reading that Eros/Starfox tweet was, "drat, 80s/90s comics tried really hard to be edgy and topical" 00s comics were even more desperately edgy and topical, see Civil War, just by then no one read them anymore
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Ghost Leviathan posted:It's extra funny because they keep trying to do this in the comics all the time and always end up reverting to the original character that people are actually invested in wild how those what if cartoons are clearly a test run for trying that same strategy even more literally but the zeitgeist for that show has so thoroughly fizzled out over the past couple months barely anyone even noticed their epic crossover because theyre too busy watching simpsons reruns
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Some Guy TT posted:if only there was a comedy website that published amusing tongue in cheek recaps of mediocre movies a sort of internet hot spot dedicated to explaining some things that are bad perhaps managed by an eccentric bitcoin millionaire more devoted to the brand of his beloved online community than turning a profit but alas Heartbroken to learn that noble Outlaw Vern is into buttcoin, he seemed smarter than that
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LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:How is something like this even measured? with numbers
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Atrocious Joe posted:my first thought when reading that Eros/Starfox tweet was, "drat, 80s/90s comics tried really hard to be edgy and topical" It was actually a silly comedy story, op.
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Dr. Killjoy posted:sorry loyal MCU fans, you'll never get to see Thanos and Death embrace in full on screen penetration but have this Singer? Model? instead. i'm pretty sure mcu thanos has a sonic (yeah that sonic) thing going on except he achieves full satisfaction just by paternalistically lecturing you about how right he is and then praising your defiance despite being disappointed in you after he beats the poo poo out of you. basically a big gross purple abusive sonic. i hope you enjoyed that analogy as much as i did lol e: purple
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