r/relationships: i calmly said its temporary (its permanent)

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DemoneeHo: Nov 9, 2017; Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca

Malkof posted:

One sec making a batch of donuts:
I (28F) caught my boyfriend (29M) loving dough???

This new season of great british bake off is going in a wild direction

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Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Malkof posted:

One sec making a batch of donuts:
I (28F) caught my boyfriend (29M) loving dough???

Sir Richard Pumpaloaf: The Tale of a Demented Bread-Boffer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrKKt6NprVM
about 1:25 in

Pigsfeet on Rye fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Oct 20, 2021

# ? Oct 20, 2021 01:07

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

Malkof posted:

One sec making a batch of donuts:
I (28F) caught my boyfriend (29M) loving dough???

Sometimes a dude just needs to make mochi

# ? Oct 20, 2021 01:17

Batterypowered7: Aug 8, 2009; The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Cthulu Carl posted:

Sometimes a dude just needs to make mochi

https://i.imgur.com/4a7sR96.mp4

# ? Oct 20, 2021 01:27

Virigoth: Apr 28, 2009; Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......

R/relationships: we�re all assholes in open marriages in here AITA?

# ? Oct 20, 2021 01:28

limp_cheese: Sep 10, 2007; Nothing to see here. Move along.

Malkof posted:

One sec making a batch of donuts:
I (28F) caught my boyfriend (29M) loving dough???

Doesn't he know you need to make a pie with the dough first? I knew sex education is bad but this is ridiculous.

# ? Oct 20, 2021 01:33

Arsenic Lupin: Apr 12, 2012; This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.

Wowza.
AITA for getting mad at my sister for piercing her nose?

quote:

So our family consists of

Me, 31F, my baby sister, F19, my mom, F66 and my dad, M70.

My sister has always been the emo-rebellious edgy one, im the responsible one and our parents are strictly catholic. So am i. Not my sister though.

My sisters wanted piercings for ages, but my parents are strictly against it. Especially my father, my mother a bit less.

My dad passed 4 months ago. We've been grieving ever since but today i saw my sister and alas, she had a pierced septum. And a tattoo. My mom kind of brushed it off because she was a adult but i was just... SHOCKED.

Our father is BARELY in the ground and shes disobeying his wishes. She got a large chunk of money out of the will and i told her she did not deserve it in the slightest and she was a dissapointment. My mom snapped me out of my rant yelling at her and told me she could do what she wished as she was a adult no longer under her roof.

I will not speak to her until she gets the tattoo removed and the piercing closed.

AITA? My mom thinks im being awful, and my husband said i overreacted.

EDIT: I hope everybody in the comments finds Jesus. I pray for all of you and i do not understand how you support body mutilation against a fathers wishes.

# ? Oct 20, 2021 02:11

Horsebanger: Jun 25, 2009; Steering wheel! Hey! Steering wheel! Someone tell him to give it to me!

This thread has given me a lot of laughs and a lot of introspection over the years and I look forward to the new thread.

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RenegadeStyle1: Jun 7, 2005; Baby Come Back

She seems pretty respectful to me. She waited till her dumbass father died before getting them.

# ? Oct 20, 2021 02:18

Randy Travesty: Oct 27, 2014; PHANTOM QUEEN

This thread is good, very excited for new thread.

# ? Oct 20, 2021 02:21

Serephina: Nov 8, 2005; 恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー

Since our IK is asking for a new title, might as well go with the old classic:

r/relationships: I told her it wasn't an Ultimatum, she wasn't getting a choice

# ? Oct 20, 2021 02:51

Motronic: Nov 6, 2009

ShootaBoy posted:

Literally any time a school tries to get even a tiny bit more money, all the local boomers crawl out of their lovely mcmansions to ruthlessly vote it down and strangle it in the crib.

This is the FU got mine attitude: they'll be dead before bad school funding really impacts them and their neighborhood.

I dunno how you fix that.

Malkof posted:

One sec making a batch of donuts:
I (28F) caught my boyfriend (29M) loving dough???

My boyfriend and I have a long distance relationship. He lives in New Jersey and I live Toronto.

Wait wait.....I don't care about the rest of this. Some dude actually has a girlfriend that lives in Canada?

# ? Oct 20, 2021 03:00

Motronic: Nov 6, 2009

Double post, because........it's a shame this is too long for a new thread title:

EDIT: I hope everybody in the comments finds Jesus. I pray for all of you and i do not understand how you support body mutilation against a fathers wishes.

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Mx.: Dec 16, 2006; I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!

My baby sister (a legal adult)

# ? Oct 20, 2021 03:11

Everett False: Sep 28, 2006; Mopsy, I'm starting to question your medical credentials.

r/relationships: I hope everybody in the comments finds Jesus

# ? Oct 20, 2021 03:17

sullat: Jan 9, 2012

Everett False posted:

r/relationships: I hope everybody in the comments finds Jesus

same, OP

# ? Oct 20, 2021 03:19

blight rhino: Feb 11, 2014; EXQUISITE ~~LURKER~~ RHINO; Nap Ghost

Serephina posted:

Since our IK is asking for a new title, might as well go with the old classic:

r/relationships: I told her it wasn't an Ultimatum, she wasn't getting a choice

i second this one

# ? Oct 20, 2021 03:20

blight rhino: Feb 11, 2014; EXQUISITE ~~LURKER~~ RHINO; Nap Ghost

Elissimpark posted:

Probably not what you meant by warehouse, but I remember seeing this place on some architecture show or other:

https://www.techeblog.com/your-eyes-arent-playing-tricks-this-is-a-real-farm-house-built-inside-an-airplane-hangar/

Basically, dude built a hangar over an existing farmhouse, and also large Celebrity Squares. I love the insanity.

this is cool as poo poo, and yet, still looks like a Sims house i would of built.

# ? Oct 20, 2021 03:21

Randy Travesty: Oct 27, 2014; PHANTOM QUEEN

Everett False posted:

r/relationships: I hope everybody in the comments finds Jesus

This is the way

# ? Oct 20, 2021 03:28

ShootaBoy: Jan 6, 2010; Anime is Bad.
_{Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.}

Serephina posted:

Since our IK is asking for a new title, might as well go with the old classic:

r/relationships: I told her it wasn't an Ultimatum, she wasn't getting a choice

I'll rally to this banner.

# ? Oct 20, 2021 03:34

Guildenstern Mother: Mar 31, 2010; Why walk when you can ride?

Everett False posted:

r/relationships: I hope everybody in the comments finds Jesus

New thread should have jokes from this thread. Pete's a classic but that was from a thread before this one. It's time to move on.

Edit: my post was unclear, I'm voting for this title

# ? Oct 20, 2021 03:43