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Gibbo’s WhatsApp group is blowing up as we speak https://twitter.com/bethrigby/status/1450766099721691143?s=21
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Oct 20, 2021 11:22
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Really excited for Brenda to finally cark it so we can all break out necrothatcher.gif and have a good old laugh
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Oct 20, 2021 11:26
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Answers Me posted:Gibbo’s WhatsApp group is blowing up as we speak So sad............. anyway. Got enough eejits over here without importing them.
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Oct 20, 2021 11:27
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Brenda dying will be the pretext for UK government banning Twitter to prevent the spread of disrespectful image macros.
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Oct 20, 2021 11:28
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keep punching joe posted:Brenda dying will be the pretext for UK government banning Twitter to prevent the spread of disrespectful image macros. Some boomer is gonna stand up in the House of Commons and ask the governement to ban the use of disrespectful may-mays about brenda carking it on the internet, or at least make it a criminal offense punishable by jail time.
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Oct 20, 2021 11:32
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This country is already running at an absolute fever pitch of insanity, I'm genuinely concerned about how unhinged things will get if she dies imminently.
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Oct 20, 2021 11:38
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sebzilla posted:Really excited for Brenda to finally cark it so we can all break out necrothatcher.gif and have a good old laugh my boss specifically told me not to speak to any TV cameras after the queen dies.
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Oct 20, 2021 11:40
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Speak to their microphones instead.
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Oct 20, 2021 11:44
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peanut- posted:This country is already running at an absolute fever pitch of insanity, I'm genuinely concerned about how unhinged things will get if she dies imminently. Remember those scenes of North Koreans wailing and rolling around in the street when Kim Jong Il died? That except they're much fatter dressed head to toe in a suit of poppies and banging pots and pans.
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Oct 20, 2021 11:44
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peanut- posted:This country is already running at an absolute fever pitch of insanity, I'm genuinely concerned about how unhinged things will get if she dies imminently. Yeah honestly I'm not sure I can take it right now
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Oct 20, 2021 11:45
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We’d get a bank holiday though, right
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Oct 20, 2021 11:47
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Still annoyed at the plans to con me personally out of two bank holidays for the funeral and coronation
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Oct 20, 2021 11:48
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Lady Gaza posted:We’d get a bank holiday though, right No We do however get a bank holiday next year for the jubilee... if she survives https://twitter.com/PoliticsForAlI/status/1450769435162300417
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Oct 20, 2021 11:49
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Lady Gaza posted:We’d get a bank holiday though, right They'd probably find someway to shaft us out of it. I can even picture the headlines "Workshy millennials DISRESPECT memory of THE QUEEN by demanding day off work"
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Oct 20, 2021 11:49
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keep punching joe posted:Remember those scenes of North Koreans wailing and rolling around in the street when Kim Jong Il died? That except they're much fatter dressed head to toe in a suit of poppies and banging pots and pans. If she died on remembrance sunday, the country would spontaneously combust tbh
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Oct 20, 2021 11:53
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Necrothatcher posted:my boss specifically told me not to speak to any TV cameras after the queen dies. Ah, so they didn't say anything about interpretive dance?
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Oct 20, 2021 11:55
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Royal sons to be put in charge of celebrations. Clean for the Queen. Sing for the King. Nonce for the Prince.
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Oct 20, 2021 11:56
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fuctifino posted:Oh, a TCC goon named the bong last night: The Cryobong Dub Zero
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Oct 20, 2021 11:59
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I got a ban on my local newspaper's facebook page for typing 'The Duke of Deadinburgh" when Philip snuffed it. Is there an equally offensive-to-gammons phrase for Liz for when she finally dies?
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Oct 20, 2021 12:00
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Answers Me posted:Gibbo’s WhatsApp group is blowing up as we speak That last sentence almost sounds like a threat
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Oct 20, 2021 12:02
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When I was seeing Buckingham Palace was trending I was at least expecting like... a fire or some nutter climbing the gates. The Queen sitting on her arse for a few days is immensely disappointing.
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Oct 20, 2021 12:04
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She's pining for the fjords
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SixFigureSandwich posted:That last sentence almost sounds like a threat *stabs u in the belly* The Windsors send their regards!
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Oct 20, 2021 12:10
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Covid for the Queen. Nationwide campaign to infect everyone with Covid and get Covid done once and for all. Her majesty will be laid to rest in a tomb made of the skulls of the martyrs. also. https://twitter.com/PippaCrerar/status/1450781452858232838
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Oct 20, 2021 12:19
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fuctifino posted:I got a ban on my local newspaper's facebook page for typing 'The Duke of Deadinburgh" when Philip snuffed it. 
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Oct 20, 2021 12:19
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keep punching joe posted:Brenda dying will be the pretext for UK government banning Twitter to prevent the spread of disrespectful image macros. Instead of the actually good reason for banning Twitter, which is that it’s Twitter.
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Oct 20, 2021 12:20
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Beefeater1980 posted:Instead of the actually good reason for banning Twitter, which is that it’s Twitter. anything that makes hacks this mad is worth keeping around
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Oct 20, 2021 12:27
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-58979992quote:The nation's longest-reigning monarch has attended a series of events in recent days, hosting a Global Investment Summit at Windsor Castle on Tuesday evening.
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Oct 20, 2021 12:27
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fuctifino posted:Is there an equally offensive-to-gammons phrase for Liz for when she finally dies? Queen Lizn't?
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Oct 20, 2021 12:29
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Can't allow extremist content that undermines public trust, such as https://twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/1450556384332984327
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Oct 20, 2021 12:29
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keep punching joe posted:Covid for the Queen. Important to point out that the Bill hasn't even been written yet & Kieth is supporting it.
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Oct 20, 2021 12:31
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Beefeater1980 posted:Instead of the actually good reason for banning Twitter, which is that it’s Twitter. It drives them loving mad, they hate it so much that anyone can drive by @ them and call them a oval office. I posit that despite Twitter being a vector for gossip and nastiness, it has a net benefit when it aimed specifically at a certain type of liberal English melt.
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Oct 20, 2021 12:35
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forkboy84 posted:Important to point out that the Bill hasn't even been written yet & Kieth is supporting it. There's a draft, apparently. He's still an idiot to declare that he's supporting it before amendments are submitted though.
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Oct 20, 2021 12:48
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forkboy84 posted:Important to point out that the Bill hasn't even been written yet & Kieth is supporting it. Yeah but he also knows that there is anything the Tories can put forward that he won't support
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Oct 20, 2021 12:49
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forkboy84 posted:Important to point out that the Bill hasn't even been written yet & Kieth is supporting it. What does worry me though is the possibility of them strengthening the firewall so minor sites can't get through. We'll probably lose SA and suchlike, and twitter and whatsapp will remain despite being the primary source of most of the country's hate radicalisation.
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Oct 20, 2021 12:55
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an ancient law dating from the reign of edward the confessor will oblige the UK to go to war with china for causing death of the monarch by spread of pox 
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Oct 20, 2021 12:56
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Just had an interview I did about fudge, Fudjit and related matters at the festival I traded at last month drop. Go to timestamp 22:04 at https://anchor.fm/ginger-and-spice-festival/episodes/Series-2--Ep-4-Ginger--Spice-Festival-2021-e18v4ve if you want to hear me ramble about how it started, how it’s going and baked beans.
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Oct 20, 2021 13:11
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Oh dear me posted:Queen Lizn't? That's loving amazing. lol In other news, also lol https://twitter.com/DankAckroyd/status/1450722814294638597
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Oct 20, 2021 13:13
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lol yikes Coincidentally I'm supposed to be going to a stag this Saturday at Cheltenham race course and I'm getting pretty nervous about being surrounded by huge crowds of unmasked boozed up gammons. Wasn't one of the first big spreading events Cheltenham? Also I'm not going to know anyone there except the stag and two lads from uni I haven't spoken to in fourteen years. Kinda wanna gently caress it off tbh
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