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packetmantis posted:r/relationships: no one has genitals in the afterlife
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 12:15 |
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kntfkr posted:Everyone below this post is an rear end in a top hat. everyone between these two posts is a double rear end in a top hat, yes even you
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 12:48 |
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That's no rear end in a top hat, that's my wife!
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 12:51 |
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Canuckistan posted:Everyone below this post is a Satan shitplane. hell yeah
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 13:43 |
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packetmantis posted:r/relationships: no one has genitals in the afterlife r/relationships: she responded by screaming and turning up the volume of the porn Ed: satan shitplane gangtag when? Double ed: oh dear god how could I have forgotten the beans Runcible Cat fucked around with this message at 13:51 on Oct 20, 2021 |
# ? Oct 20, 2021 13:47 |
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Another...classic? TIFU by demanding that my girlfriend show me where she buried our beans in the woods, causing her to break up with me. quote:I admit I posted a version of this on the relationship subreddit the other day, but they closed it with no explanation, I assume because they just decided it was fake. I can see how they might think that, but this is a true thing that happened and is happening, and now there is more to it because I actually got broken up with over it.
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 13:49 |
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I still don't understand what the gameplan was with Satan Shitplane girl. Like what was the hosed up dominance masturbating supposed to do, in her mind?
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 13:56 |
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ShootaBoy posted:I still don't understand what the gameplan was with Satan Shitplane girl. Like what was the hosed up dominance masturbating supposed to do, in her mind? I have a sneaking suspicion she was taught some pretty horrific things as a kid and this is the result of that. I kinda feel bad for her
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 13:57 |
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That girlfriend ate the beans
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 13:58 |
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will i get a dumptruck rear end by the time i complete the trail? quote:it is NOT my main reason for hiking. i know people talk about trail legs, which makes me think of quads and calves, which are great. getting a massive rear end is NOT my main reason for hiking. but in your experience, does hiking the pct result in a significant growth of the gluts? i have OTHER reasons for wanting to hike the pct, having a world class butt is NOT the main reason.
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:01 |
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My "I'm not hiking the PCT to get a dumptruck rear end" printed yoga pants are raising a lot of questions already answered by my printed yoga pants
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:04 |
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quote:She said "I will never jeopardize the beans."
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:05 |
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Let's go on a hunt for the buried beans!
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:07 |
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Zurtilik posted:Let's go on a hunt for the buried beans! As long as I get a dumptruck rear end
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:09 |
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"I demanded to know where the beans were buried, and she refused to tell me." "I will never jeopardize the beans." Can't decide if tattoo or headstone. Maybe both thinking about doing the tattoos for real. ETA: definitely going to draw up something for Satan Shitplane when I get more time. Randy Travesty fucked around with this message at 14:13 on Oct 20, 2021 |
# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:11 |
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My two cats Clover (1f) and Lilly (1f) keep fighting over the unplugged heating pad and it keeps waking my girlfriend and I up in the middle of the night. Please help 🥺
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:12 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:My two cats Clover (1f) and Lilly (1f) keep fighting over the unplugged heating pad and it keeps waking my girlfriend and I up in the middle of the night. Please help 🥺 Sorry bud, you're a Satan Shitplane if you tell those cats a single cross word.
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:14 |
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The comments in this one reminisce over the classics. AITA for not learning sign language for step daughter? quote:I (30sF) have been married to Buford (40sM) for about a year. I brought Jay (8M) and Juniper (5F) from a past marriage, and until very recently we thought Buford had no children. We had no intentions of having more kids. "top comment posted:YTA. One of the biggest ones I have seen on here. Like Top 3. You might be even a bigger a-hole than the dude who showed up to his ex-girlfriend’s mom’s funeral (that he wasn’t invited to) with a new girlfriend reply posted:OP is up there with the guy who threw out all his girlfriend's quirky socks because he thought they would embarrass him in front of his parents reply posted:Also up there with the guy who stopped paying for therapy for his daughter because her grades were low reply posted:Really? Top 3? quote:OP almost reminds me of that one guy who threw out his native gf’s umbilical cord and the little pouch her mother had put it in behind her back because it smelled bad. I still shake my head when I remember that post quote:She’s right up there with the mom who had her daughter’s birthday party at Build-a-Bear and then expected the guests to give the bear that they built (and paid for) to her daughter quote:Anyone remember the guy who hated that his (very awesome) girlfriend, who was a school teacher, Ms Frizzled it up and wore themed dresses for her students? He was such a dick. Everyone loved it but him. quote:You know who else was a loving dick? That guy who ate the entire party sub.
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:15 |
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Sisal Two-Step posted:I think about this phrase too often. My partner and I say we will never jeopardize the beans regularly, and only sometimes in reference to a cat.
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:15 |
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buford and markita
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:18 |
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Sisal Two-Step posted:I think about this phrase too often. same, but "snoof some pamps", which is a very cursed phrase that also came from the previous thread.
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:19 |
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I love the classics, but here's some actual fresh content! Whatever you think is under the spoilers, you're wrong. My [28F] Girlfriend [30F] Is A HUGE People Pleaser and Its Ruining Our Relationship. quote:Hi,
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:22 |
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a podcast for cats posted:same, but "snoof some pamps", which is a very cursed phrase that also came from the previous thread. Someone just had to go there, didn't they?
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:23 |
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Berth El Beans
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:25 |
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AITA because I wouldn't duck down on a roller coaster so a family could have a family pic of just them?quote:I was on a roller coaster (I guess if you can consider it that), its one of those water rides that have tracks to pull it. Anyways, the boat fits like 6 people in it, and I was with a family of 5. I was in the back, and when we were going up to the top, they asked me to duck down as when we're going straight down there will be a photo and they wanted a family photo.
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:29 |
i;m not, jeopardizing thos beans
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:32 |
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Serephina posted:My [28F] Girlfriend [30F] Is A HUGE People Pleaser and Its Ruining Our Relationship. Just end it now. She will never change if she hasn't changed by now. Staying with her will only mean you get dragged further and further into the black hole of utter losers she has as 'friends'. Jfc people in their 30's mooching rides cause only one person has a car, its like they never left high school.
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:37 |
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA because I wouldn't duck down on a roller coaster so a family could have a family pic of just them? Lmao guy rules. Those kids are going to be dragging their parents over this for years.
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:39 |
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clearly the beans jeopardizer hasn't played dayz
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:45 |
This reads like an incel fan fictionquote:My girlfriend (22f) and I (23m) had our first MMF threesome. A bad and humiliating experience
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 14:54 |
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thunderspanks posted:This reads like an incel fan fiction Written one handed
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 15:01 |
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ShootaBoy posted:Honestly, the milk was the weirdest part of that. Like what kinda place serves chicken and fish fastfood but also milk? One that lets kids eat there?
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 15:04 |
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Hello new thread. Suggestion for the OP: an actual rule/guideline about calling stories out as fake. I don't actually know what the rule is or if there is one. Personally I think it's a more fun thread if we don't do that but some stories just strain credulity a bit too much.
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 15:08 |
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I believe the unofficial rule has been:
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 15:13 |
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Maybe we should also have some sort of derail guideline? I generally dislike when conversation gets cut off at the knees, so perhaps requiring content posting along with goony opinions if/when our mercurial IK decides she's had it? That way people can continue arguing while there's a chance a good palate cleanser will be offered up.
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 15:16 |
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Everett False posted:I believe the unofficial rule has been: I'm always ok with fake callouts if they cite factual issues with the post, especially ones that are easier to spot with domain knowledge. I can learn something from it. And when people find OP admissions that the post was fake. Because I'm a buzzkill I guess.
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 15:19 |
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just suspend your disbelief and pretend every post is 100% fact also it's probably more fun to have loose derail guidelines where the derail either naturally fizzles out or the aforementioned IK just starts chaingunning sixers if it gets too annoying, because what is SA if not a place to embiggen your rap sheet
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# ? Oct 20, 2021 15:21 |
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all the stories are fake, some fakes are badly written. Threadban for anyone dumb enough to announce any particular story's fake as though they've cracked some kind of grand mystery imho, but it's ok to make fun of some sadsack's terrible revenge fantasy if you have a funnier joke than just saying "incel" I don't want to look at kids while I'm having sex quote:My partner wants to get portraits of his 2 children, tattooed on his chest, which I get is quite common, but it weirds me out A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 15:28 on Oct 20, 2021 |
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Hooray new thread! Loving the classics. Does anyone have the story where the woman completely changes herself after marriage, because she thinks wives are supposed to be blonde, subservient, well-dressed and made-up Stepfords? Ffffrrreeeesssshhh content, different kind of wife: Had a fight with my (26m) wife (35f), didnt find out what was wrong until i checked the security cameras. quote:hey people of reddit, new account here because i dont want my wife to see this. so basically, im writing this because we recently had a fight, the biggest one our marriage has seen. it started on a sunday morning, i was just waking up and my wife was going to sleep after playing video games all night, which has become the norm. anyways, it all started when i heard her coming smashing down the hallway from our living room. this scared me a little but if im being honest that wasnt all bad (i take heavy tranquilisers to be able to sleep through her shounting). as i was saying the smashing wasnt bad because it actually woke me up the problems started when she somehow banged a corner off the door by slamming it open, than huffing down onto the bed. i asked what was up, she ignored me. instead she just said "shut the gently caress up and get ready for work". i was very taken aback by this and just got up like she said. it wasnt until i walked into the computer room that i realised why she was so upset. im sorry if this sounds trolly but its the truth. there was a putrid smell coming from the room and after looking i realised it was because there was throw up all over her keyboard. i was concerned of course when i first saw this. is my wife sick? i thought. i hurried back to the bedroom and asked her. this is when the climax of the fight happened. i walked in, asked her in a worried tone, are you ok? in response i got told to "gently caress off oval office" sorry for the language but thats what she said. i was worried that she was sick, but i didnt want to keep prodding so i left the room. i made my way to work as usual, and on the way there i remembered that i have cameras in the computer room that i use to watch my dog when nobodys home. it keeps recordings of moments of loud noises or motion, so i know it would have caught my wife being sick. anyways, on my lunchbreak i loaded up the app and found the moment it happned, and to be honest with you right now. i was shocked. my wife, after loosing what seemed to be a match of league of legends, screamed at the top of her lungs then kept screaming so hard she threw up. god bless my tranquilisers that i didnt hear this, but i saw the moment before she came thumping down the hallway, and in this moment she was tugging at her hair. she didnt even acknowledge the throw up. she punched her computer off and then made her way down the hallway. im in disbelief honestly, i didnt realise her gaming problem was this bad. she had always told me the long nights of gaming are due to her fear of the sun. i believed her, i didnt know it was because she played until she got so angry she got physically sick. this is where i come to you for advice, where can i possibly go from here. sorry for formatting, am on mobile
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Dazerbeams posted:Maybe we should also have some sort of derail guideline? I generally dislike when conversation gets cut off at the knees, so perhaps requiring content posting along with goony opinions if/when our mercurial IK decides she's had it? That way people can continue arguing while there's a chance a good palate cleanser will be offered up. alternatively: threadban anyone who complains about derails
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