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North America's largest cross is about an hour east of Amarillo in the Texas panhandle. It also has a set of lifesized Jesus statues and a memorial to aborted babies. The midwest ain't got nothing on us.
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A set of Jesus statues? Like one for each Jesus? Are the fetus memorials also lifesized?
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Oct 20, 2021 14:49
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Guavanaut posted:A set of Jesus statues? Like one for each Jesus? One for each stage of the cross or whatever, I'm a jew I don't know. They start with him being accused with vague crimes and end with him being tortured to death
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Oct 20, 2021 14:53
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Sounds like the 14 Stations of the Cross.
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Oct 20, 2021 14:56
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:North America's largest cross is about an hour east of Amarillo in the Texas panhandle. It also has a set of lifesized Jesus statues and a memorial to aborted babies. The midwest ain't got nothing on us. I am seized with the desire to know exactly how tall a life-sized Jesus is supposed to be.
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Oct 20, 2021 15:10
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A couple inches shorter than the Beatles.
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Oct 20, 2021 15:12
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Jesus can defend a soul but not a net
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Oct 20, 2021 15:13
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Chris also became Electro
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Oct 20, 2021 15:18
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CuddleCryptid posted:I am seized with the desire to know exactly how tall a life-sized Jesus is supposed to be. About 5’9 if my memory and eyeballing is right
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Oct 20, 2021 15:47
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I'm bigger than Jesus 
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Oct 20, 2021 15:51
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More boomer memes please thanks
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CuddleCryptid posted:I am seized with the desire to know exactly how tall a life-sized Jesus is supposed to be. Buddy Christ has got you covered.
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Oct 20, 2021 16:05
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RC Cola posted:More boomer memes please thanks Boomer memes are all about guns and hating your wife.  
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Oct 20, 2021 16:38
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i love how they go with sam elliot for these stupid memes when by all accounts he is a standard hollywood liberal.
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Oct 20, 2021 16:41
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WoodrowSkillson posted:i love how they go with sam elliot for these stupid memes when by all accounts he is a standard hollywood liberal. But.. but.. mustache.
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Oct 20, 2021 16:59
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WoodrowSkillson posted:i love how they go with sam elliot for these stupid memes when by all accounts he is a standard hollywood liberal. And always a pic of him from The Big Lebowski rather than any of the actual westerns he did. Of course it's because their standard for masculinity is literally skin deep and he has a moustache and a deep voice and looks good in a cowboy hat, so this skinny actor from Commiefornia is their paragon of manliness.
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Oct 20, 2021 17:01
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his most badass role is in road house anyway
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Oct 20, 2021 17:08
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The "I hate my wife" poo poo hits me especially hard cuz I thought I was gay for years when in fact I'm bi. It's true, my partner is sometimes annoying, but I'd really rather share an apartment with her than anyone else. She kinda rocks tbh.
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Oct 20, 2021 17:31
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WoodrowSkillson posted:i love how they go with sam elliot for these stupid memes when by all accounts he is a standard hollywood liberal. I always think of his Ron Dunn character from Parks and Rec as being more accurate
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:The "I hate my wife" poo poo hits me especially hard cuz I thought I was gay for years when in fact I'm bi. It's true, my partner is sometimes annoying, but I'd really rather share an apartment with her than anyone else. She kinda rocks tbh. Loving your wife is gay Sorry you're gay. If you want to be straight hang out with guys all the time and avoid your wife or girlfriend at all costs.
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Oct 20, 2021 19:22
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CuddleCryptid posted:Is that not a thing outside the midwest? Frothier churches around here occasionally blanket their lawns with hundreds of small crosses to "honor the victims of abortion", like they are marking graves. Personally it just seems like a nightmare to mow the grass around them. I'm in the southern part of VA and can confirm there are plenty of churches out here that do this. VitalSigns posted:Loving your wife is gay Also don't forget that in order to be a true blooded American straight manly man you must not only hate your wife but your mother in law.
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Oct 20, 2021 20:48
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Bobulus posted:Boomer memes are all about guns and hating your wife. ....A Texas breakfast includes eating a bullet? 
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Oct 20, 2021 20:48
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Dameius posted:....A Texas breakfast includes eating a bullet? If you eat a bullet before you leave your house then you don't need to walk around Texas, which is a fate worse than death. They do the same thing in Ohio
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Oct 20, 2021 20:58
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It just might be my own experience but every Boomer guy I've known that shares or sympathizes with the red-blooded 'Murican boot-strappin' rugged individual memes/FWDs are always people who never actually look the part. It's always some version of that guy in the pink polo with the AR-15.
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Oct 20, 2021 21:21
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tek79 posted:It just might be my own experience but every Boomer guy I've known that shares or sympathizes with the red-blooded 'Murican boot-strappin' rugged individual memes/FWDs are always people who never actually look the part. It's always some version of that guy in the pink polo with the AR-15. Fans, man. Fans are always the fuckin' worst. Doesn't matter if they're chuds who think they're cowboys because they jerk off to John Wayne movies or shitheads who think they're supergeniuses because they watch Rick and Morty. They're going to find their "ideal" and strive to emulate the most surface level aspects of it.
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Dameius posted:....A Texas breakfast includes eating a bullet?
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Oct 20, 2021 23:07
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Bold of this person to admit all this is Trump's fault.
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Oct 20, 2021 23:14
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Twelve by Pies posted:Bold of this person to admit all this is Trump's fault. Sorry I'll turn my rant into an image so it can be posted here as content. 
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Oct 20, 2021 23:19
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PhantomOfTheCopier posted:Too bad they didn't invest in Trump stock so they could make money even if they had to "pay back" the gross amount. But I'm not bitter; I've received zero and get to pay the inflation they caused. I think you get money you had to be straight, married, and have several children, maybe even multiple marriages, a few boats, and a mortgage payment. No? I got stimulus money and I'm single and was working at the goddamn Dollar General as a manager for $9 an hour and living in my parent's basement at the time.
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Oct 21, 2021 04:58
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PhantomOfTheCopier posted:Too bad they didn't invest in Trump stock so they could make money even if they had to "pay back" the gross amount. But I'm not bitter; I've received zero and get to pay the inflation they caused. I think you get money you had to be straight, married, and have several children, maybe even multiple marriages, a few boats, and a mortgage payment. A single person has to have a six-figure income to not recieve a single cent, the falloff literally ended at $99,000 annual salary. So yeah boohoo you're so victimized.
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E: thanks awful app for double posting
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ranbo das posted:A single person has to have a six-figure income to not recieve a single cent, the falloff literally ended at $99,000 annual salary. So yeah boohoo you're so victimized. they based it off of 2019 taxes though. some of us were unemployed when the stimuli were distributed but made too much the year before and still got nothing
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Oct 21, 2021 11:01
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Then you get it when you file your 2020 taxes because functionally they were refundable tax credits.
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PhantomOfTheCopier posted:Sorry I'll turn my rant into an image so it can be posted here as content. Nah. This would be more of a PYF: Idiots on Social Media post. Seriously, what is this take?
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• If a guy pretends to be a woman, you are required to pretend with him. • Somehow it’s un-American for the census to count how many Americans are in America. • Russians influencing our elections are bad, but illegals voting in our elections are good. • It was cool for Joe Biden to "blackmail" the President of Ukraine. • Twenty is too young to drink a beer, but eighteen is old enough to vote. • People who have never owned slaves should pay slavery reparations to people who have never been slaves. • People who have never been to college should pay the debts of college students who took out huge loans for their degrees. • Immigrants with tuberculosis and polio are welcome, but you’d better be able to prove your dog is vaccinated. • Irish doctors and German engineers who want to immigrate to the US must go through a rigorous vetting process, but any illiterate gang member or terrorist who jumps the southern fence is welcome. • $5 billion for border security is too expensive, but $1.5 trillion for “free” health care is not. • If you cheat to get into college you go to prison, but if you cheat to get into the country you go to college for free. • If you cheat in an election nothing happens to you, but if you point out the mathematical errors of that election you are a conspiracy theorist & disdained. • People who say there is no such thing as gender are demanding a female President. • We see other countries going Socialist and collapsing, but it seems like a great plan for us. • Some people are held responsible for things that happened before they were born, and other people are not held responsible for what they are doing right now. • Criminals are caught-and-released to hurt more people, but stopping them is bad because it's a violation of their rights. Then there is the whole Afghanistan, vaccine, endless COVID variants, election cheating, deficient president, violence in the cities, defunding the police, confiscating my guns while arming terrorists, etc., etc. And pointing out all this hypocrisy somehow makes us "racists"?! Nothing makes sense anymore - no values, no morals, and no civility. People are dying of a Chinese virus, but it's racist to refer to it as Chinese even though it began in China. We are clearly living in an upside-down world where right is wrong and wrong is right, where moral is immoral and immoral is moral, where good is evil and evil is good, where killing murderers is wrong but killing unborn babies is okay! Let's see them fact check this.
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Oct 22, 2021 00:06
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We want Irish doctors and German engineers, not illiterate Mesoamerican gang member terrorists. Let's see them somehow call us "racists"?!
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Oct 22, 2021 00:18
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Medullah posted:Let's see them fact check this. I would happily do that, if I thought this was argued in anything approximating good faith Instead it would be a giant exercise in refuting "If all of this is made up, why do I keep insisting it's real?"
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Somehow Martin Luthering Jr. stood for freedom but wasn't a Republican. There were no weapons of mass destruction but we somehow just went to war there for no reason. Pee isn't stored in the balls but somehow the sack is just....there....for nothing. Nothing makes sense anymore. People are dying even though they were wearing helmets and cops aren't allowed to shoot and kill suspects. FACT CHECK IT LIEBERALS!!!!!!!
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Medullah posted:• Somehow it’s un-American for the census to count how many Americans are in America. Yes, correct, because the census is not meant to count how many citizens are in a country, but how many people are residing in a country, as people can be here temporarily on work visas or cultural exchange programs. And since they live in an area, they are counted in the census, as things like federal aid and representation are based on population, not citizenship. This is not a hard concept to understand for anyone who isn't a brainworm filled chud.
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