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Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae

Ghosts And Ghouls posted:

guy asked me who I had contact with so they can trace the virus spreading, I told him all of byob and he's now looking for all of you :devil:

One he discovers byob he'll quit his job and just post.

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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Escape From Noise posted:

What if the boys... never left town?

Then the Town is back in the Boys



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Prof. Crocodile

Ghosts And Ghouls posted:

today I got the fancy government official business saying I'm under arrest here now, the first day of quarantine is not even over yet and I am already out of options what to do with my life, so I'm going to post now, post eternally

it is good to see that you are finally being recognized for all of your crimes, albeit in this somewhat backhanded way.

more falafel please

forums poster

Ghosts And Ghouls posted:

today I got the fancy government official business saying I'm under arrest here now, the first day of quarantine is not even over yet and I am already out of options what to do with my life, so I'm going to post now, post eternally

jeez imagine that. like three days after i tested positive i got a call from the testing company saying they recommend i isolate (i was already isolating). zero attempt at contact tracing




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






French Accent

Viginti Septem posted:

One he discovers byob he'll quit his job and just post.

let's welcome him with warm, disinfected hands

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
https://streamable.com/l/r9l0kb/mp4.mp4

Goons Are Gifts

more falafel please posted:

jeez imagine that. like three days after i tested positive i got a call from the testing company saying they recommend i isolate (i was already isolating). zero attempt at contact tracing

drat really? I got a message yesterday about the results of the test, then a call from my doctor this morning, then another call from the german CDC and then I was asked very private information about who I met and for how long and in general how long everything is, so I told them 23 inches and he was like, drat
either way then I got a fancy email letter that will also be a letter by the local government saying blahblah we got you bithc and now they condemned me to post in byob until im healthy again

we even have a website to note down people or locations with people in them you might have been in contact with and now I produced a lot of work for people who now need to trace back all of those people and also the locations and find out if they are vaccinated or not and Im honestly not even sure if a location can be vaccinated honestly but im not a scientist


Goons Are Gifts

did you guys notice this huge syringe hanging in the entirety of byob????


cruft

more falafel please posted:

jeez imagine that. like three days after i tested positive i got a call from the testing company saying they recommend i isolate (i was already isolating). zero attempt at contact tracing

Most healthcare places in the US are overwhelmed. New Mexico just enacted a law meant for wartime to help deal with full hospitals.

We just don't have enough people to keep up with the march of the sick and dying, forget about contact tracing.

Ms Cruft works in a health clinic and they're so desperate for nurses that nobody's said anything to the new girl who keeps showing up 2 hours late. They figure, not incorrectly, that it's better to do her job in addition to your job for 2 hours a day than for 9.

Goons Are Gifts

im legit impressed by this setup, i mean i get it we are in the i dunno 250th year of this pandemic i believe i stopped counting, and there literally is an online portal to register for covid-related research studies you can participate in if you want to help the research with your fancy version of the virus

you know given that most of our government buildings still consist out of 86% fax machines


Goons Are Gifts


aldantefax

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'
Hey.

Tampa Bae

Please, this is all I have
Is that Awkwafina and Hayley Joel Osment

Prof. Crocodile

Tampa Bae posted:

The handful of times I tried pot it just wasn't for me anyway

I used to love pot, and I still enjoy GETTING high, but as I’ve gotten older I’ve stopped enjoying BEING high. honestly I don’t even drink much anymore. I’m like 5,000 posts behind in trashed crew :negative:

alnilam


lol what is this from

Tampa Bae

Please, this is all I have

Prof. Crocodile posted:

I used to love pot, and I still enjoy GETTING high, but as I’ve gotten older I’ve stopped enjoying BEING high. honestly I don’t even drink much anymore. I’m like 5,000 posts behind in trashed crew :negative:
Kinda where I'm at being drunk. I enjoy drinking but I hate being drunk and once you've hit your 30's those hangovers hit extra hard.

When I would get high I just ended up super exhausted and sleepy, nothing was like what my friends said it was, I just turned into a slug and melted into a couch. To their credit they had activities lined up but I just didn't care. Even an ex girlfriend who said getting high would make sex feel better and I just ended up wanting to go to bed almost immediately

vanisher


the sig is good

e: hi



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

vanisher

I quoted a post from 2016...



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sb hermit





Ghosts And Ghouls posted:

... "how long"
... "I told them 23 inches"

:vince:

cruft

Ghosts And Ghouls posted:

you know given that most of our government buildings still consist out of 86% fax machines

It's an amazing time to be alive.

Pragmatica
hello byob. happy hump day.

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
Thing that go hump in the night

Heather Papps

hello friend


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBsjggc5jHM

the week is half dead. slow not your attacks, now is the time to redouble our efforts to make this week a thing of the past.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Oh crap it is Wednesday, why did I wake up thinking it was Tuesday?

Manifisto


vanisher posted:

I quoted a post from 2016...

you certainly did, good job friend!

also hello everyone!


ty nesamdoom!

cruft

FluffieDuckie posted:

Hello urodov :wave:

Welcome to the forum! What is your favorite pet or James Bond movie?

Since we're quoting posts from 2016, I'm gonna reply to this by saying, On Her Majesty's Secret Service is really good, but Casino Royale managed to take everything I liked from that one and do it even harder.

The cruft family, before lockdown started, decided to watch every James Bond movie in order. We stalled out a few times but now we only have Spectre left in the "stuff released to DVD" category. One day we're gonna power through that one: the opening sequence is friggin awesome if memory serves, but I'm not sure the rest of the film lives up to the opener.

alnilam

Pragmatica posted:

hello byob. happy hump day.

Hi prag nice to see u again :wave:

Heather Papps

hello friend


i feel bad for daniel craig. it seems like all his films after the first had some sort of writers strike or pandemic or something happen. i like them a lot but it's sad to consider what his films could have been.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

alnilam

He's honestly my fav bond, by a small margin though

Farecoal

There he go
Kill James Bond is a good podcast that reviews all the movies. They talk about much they hate James Bond the character (except Lazenby's one) and how unappreciated the side characters are

alnilam

Farecoal posted:

Kill James Bond is a good podcast that reviews all the movies. They talk about much they hate James Bond the character (except Lazenby's one) and how unappreciated the side characters are

I want to see a spinoff origin story movie about Jaws tbh

alnilam

Or the old lady with the sten gun from goldfinger

cruft

alnilam posted:

Or the old lady with the sten gun from goldfinger

Knife boots FTW

Sherbert Hoover

Working hard, thank you!
I think hangovers hit just as hard as they always did but I lack the willpower now to deal with them


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Gramps


Farecoal posted:

Kill James Bond is a good podcast that reviews all the movies. They talk about much they hate James Bond the character (except Lazenby's one) and how unappreciated the side characters are

Give me an entire series about Le Chiffre (Peter Lorre not Mads Mikkelsen)

Heather Papps

hello friend


the fact that there was never a jeffrey wright felix spinoff was also a big missed opportunity.

Sherbert Hoover posted:

I think hangovers hit just as hard as they always did but I lack the willpower now to deal with them

in my younger days they were a group affair, like a bunch of us waking up in someones apartment and going for greasy food together, but as i've gotten older almost every time i drink i'm sleeping in my own bed, and without other people waking up i'd rather just sleep it off as much as possible



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Farecoal posted:

Kill James Bond is a good podcast that reviews all the movies. They talk about much they hate James Bond the character (except Lazenby's one) and how unappreciated the side characters are

We love Alice.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Gramps posted:

Give me an entire series about Le Chiffre (Peter Lorre not Mads Mikkelsen)

Give me an entire anything that is just Mads Mikkelson doing stuff.

Sherbert Hoover

Working hard, thank you!
i'd watch him boil an egg


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Gramps


Mormon Nailer posted:

Give me an entire anything that is just Mads Mikkelson doing stuff.

he always rules so hard

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