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We want to own less real estate but we need desks for our people and they said they like working at home, so... One week in the office, one from home! No personalized working space! Why are you leaving?
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# ? Oct 21, 2021 19:39 |
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https://twitter.com/alohacatss/status/1450954523443269632
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# ? Oct 21, 2021 19:42 |
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Skwirl posted:I'm trying to figure out a situation where hot desking (which sounds like a sex thing) makes any loving sense at all. What, you don't get off at the thought of your underlings suffering pointlessly? Deffo not middle management material here.
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# ? Oct 21, 2021 19:51 |
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Hotdesking is cool. Love coming into an office each day with really clean, sparse work environments, like everything was sold to keep creditors at bay. Makes for a welcoming, reassuring workspace when everything is ephemeral and ever-shifting. Who didn't love that feeling back in school when you were in the caf and had to try and find a spot to sit, desperately hoping you could find someone you knew and feeling eyes on you the whole time?
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# ? Oct 21, 2021 19:53 |
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Skwirl posted:I'm trying to figure out a situation where hot desking (which sounds like a sex thing) makes any loving sense at all.
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# ? Oct 21, 2021 20:24 |
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wizzardstaff posted:Watch this without looking at the timer in the corner and see if you can guess when the shot is going to end. this is loving genius, wow. I gotta see this
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# ? Oct 21, 2021 21:24 |
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The first one is technically correct.
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# ? Oct 21, 2021 21:30 |
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Skwirl posted:I'm trying to figure out a situation where hot desking (which sounds like a sex thing) makes any loving sense at all. I could see it being practical in a setting where people are working from home almost all the time but might need to pop into the office occasionally. Like, throughout the pandemic, the company I work for has had 3-5 people in an office space that can fit almost 100, with everyone else at home. They'd probably be better off moving to a way smaller space with a few real desks for people who need to be there all the time, and then a handful of open desks for people who randomly need to come in for whatever reason.
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# ? Oct 21, 2021 21:30 |
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Does anyone have the tweet which is the spooky video of a ghost scaring people but all the characters in it are stock photos?
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# ? Oct 21, 2021 21:40 |
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Aramoro posted:Does anyone have the tweet which is the spooky video of a ghost scaring people but all the characters in it are stock photos? https://twitter.com/_srpelo_/status/1148062219021803521
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# ? Oct 21, 2021 21:42 |
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Amazing work, cheers!
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# ? Oct 21, 2021 21:50 |
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Skwirl posted:I'm trying to figure out a situation where hot desking (which sounds like a sex thing) makes any loving sense at all. I work in an IT department that is probably moving to hot desking, but it's more that half of us will still be working from home with a couple of people in the office each week on a rotating shift. We still have our own machines we log into but we have thinclients on each desk that let us log in from wherever. So we don't really need our own desks, though we'll probably still have individual file cabinets or whatever to store junk in.
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# ? Oct 21, 2021 22:19 |
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https://twitter.com/HelloCullen/status/1102959095135563777
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# ? Oct 21, 2021 22:35 |
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Splicer posted:The first one is technically correct. War crimes are still crimes. I mean hell, people were put on trial, convicted and then executed in Nuremburg, in the beating heart of Germany.
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# ? Oct 21, 2021 23:18 |
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Aramoro posted:Amazing work, cheers! Did you know this was part of a series? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXIoWp92ux8
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 00:06 |
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https://twitter.com/darth/status/1451318542851141639?s=20
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 00:29 |
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https://twitter.com/sweetstench/status/1451308342031183872
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 00:41 |
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trapped mouse posted:War crimes are still crimes. I mean hell, people were put on trial, convicted and then executed in Nuremburg, in the beating heart of Germany. Although it's less than you might think
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 00:57 |
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https://twitter.com/kimpossiblefact/status/1451254874083971072 https://twitter.com/shereeny/status/1451251213035622402 https://twitter.com/earth3r/status/1451167776081514499 https://twitter.com/horatioskald/status/1450844372472315907
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 02:26 |
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Why would it, when they're on the world's original graveyard?
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 02:42 |
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I'm sorry guys but hotdesking is when you fart in a drawer and leave it for the next person
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 02:52 |
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Mauser posted:I'm sorry guys but hotdesking is when you fart in a drawer and leave it for the next person no that's cropdesking, it's a portmanteau of hotdesking and cropdusting what's the word for when you just poo poo on the desk and walk out, never to return, that's what we need
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 03:03 |
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Around here we call that two weeks notice
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 03:07 |
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more interested in sexy gremlins kissing, tbh
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 03:15 |
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flavor.flv posted:Around here we call that two weeks notice The last couple weeks are pretty awkward after this, mind you
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 03:17 |
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flavor.flv posted:Around here we call that two cheeks notice fixed
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 03:18 |
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Mister Speaker posted:fixed and boy is it
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 03:36 |
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getting on this boat as soon as I'm pregnant to birth a child bound by no laws of land
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 03:53 |
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https://twitter.com/thetzechun/status/1451257246055206920 https://twitter.com/SamFishell/status/1451055070863233028 https://twitter.com/cartoonbrew/status/1451229278645927940 https://twitter.com/alecrobbins/status/1451047013626171395
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 04:00 |
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sexpig by night posted:getting on this boat as soon as I'm pregnant to birth a child bound by no laws of land sorry, the child will be flagged in either panama or liberia
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 04:11 |
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This is me trying to get Apple TV to recognize a word I'm saying.
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:10 |
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Sword
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 05:56 |
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Skwirl posted:I'm trying to figure out a situation where hot desking (which sounds like a sex thing) makes any loving sense at all. It saves money, that's it. Apart from that, it is a awful idea and management hates backing down or admitting mistakes.
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 06:50 |
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My Spirit Otter posted:sorry, the child will be flagged in either panama or liberia Nah probably BAH Edit: I’m right.
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 06:51 |
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https://twitter.com/SamFishell/status/1451056211369947140
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 08:00 |
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flavor.flv posted:Did you know this was part of a series? I did not, this is great. Cheers.
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 08:29 |
wizzardstaff posted:Watch this without looking at the timer in the corner and see if you can guess when the shot is going to end.
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 08:38 |
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Skwirl posted:I'm trying to figure out a situation where hot desking (which sounds like a sex thing) makes any loving sense at all. I used to work surveillance in a casino and that was hot desked by necessity. You're not going to have a 3 CRT setup and PTZ controller for every individual operator, so you'd take over a desk from someone on the previous shift, warm chair and all. Some of those chairs must have had an rear end in them almost constantly for years.
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 08:43 |
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let's get some tweets in here https://twitter.com/sidetalknyc/status/1451228149224718351 Sound, but uhh, not the kind of sound you can share with your kids or your boss
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# ? Oct 22, 2021 09:16 |
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FFT posted:It's pretty obvious how they did it, especially once you can see the cables on the last part of the shot, but it's still impressive as hell for the time. In the twitter thread there's a shot of a party with a swimming pool that really confounded me when they go down several floors and the camera turns to the left while still descending, which I couldn't figure out how they do it without a drone or remote control. I went on wikipedia and discovered the camera is attached to someone on the chest and they are basically carrying this guy around and attaching him to cables when necessary. just the logistics in all the scenes drive me insane
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