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IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
Stunningly Japanese, even.

E: I hate this snipe. I should not be allowed to make posts sometimes.

2023 Edit: hello

IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Feb 13, 2023

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Hammond Egger
Feb 20, 2011

by the sex ghost
https://twitter.com/bio_bucks/status/1450643640745742336

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
Honestly, I can see them actually doing this after retirement as a shitpost. Where Matt complains about people not selling their backs enough

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Whenever Corny says some poo poo like that I just remember him falling off the scaffold at Starrcade 86, because it looked like poo poo and injured him permanently, and I smile.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Majinfoose posted:

Whenever Corny says some poo poo like that I just remember him falling off the scaffold at Starrcade 86, because it looked like poo poo and injured him permanently, and I smile.

Didn't Bubba drop him again after picking him up because he thought Corny yelled "I'm making GBS threads!" instead of "I'm shooting!"

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Yeah whenever Corny says something stupid or outrageous I just think about the time both of his knees exploded lol

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

FullMetalJackoff posted:

Cornette: "So, this Kenny Ome.."
Nick: "So, the next bit is adding the word 'penis' to wrestler names"
Stavros: *laughs in Stavros* Hell yeah, dude.
Cornette: "As I was saying.."
Stavros: "Hulk Penis, Ultimate Penis, Macho Penis.."
Adam: "Mr.Penis"
Nick: "Ahmed Johnson.. Penis."

"how about instead of roman reigns it's 'blow-man gay-ns' and he's also chinese"

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Gaz-L posted:

He also complains about Suzuki's stuff looking weak/fake and like... what the gently caress is he talking about? I've literally been in the room for a Suzuki match, he's either really hitting the other dude... or working snug enough that it doesn't matter.

One thing I also noticed about Suzuki, and this is to his credit, when he goes wild on the Young Lions and batters them with a chair, I don't think I've ever seen him hit them in the head.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

edogawa rando posted:

One thing I also noticed about Suzuki, and this is to his credit, when he goes wild on the Young Lions and batters them with a chair, I don't think I've ever seen him hit them in the head.

he likes them to be lucid and aware during the beatings

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Destroy My Sweater posted:

"how about instead of roman reigns it's 'blow-man gay-ns' and he's also chinese"

Just wait til they find out how into a loving your dad angle Vince would be

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
I don’t get the complaint about the standing in the ring trading spots thing. It’s tough guy posturing. It’s two guys trying to prove who the strongest toughest dude is. That’s all you need to know about that spot.

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.

The_Rob posted:

I don’t get the complaint about the standing in the ring trading spots thing. It’s tough guy posturing. It’s two guys trying to prove who the strongest toughest dude is. That’s all you need to know about that spot.

well if they're so tough why don't their strikes make the other guy fly backwards off their feet. if they were actually tough that is what would happen so then it would be very stupid to sit there and let yourself be hit by one of them.

Q7kid
Jul 24, 2009

The_Rob posted:

I don’t get the complaint about the standing in the ring trading spots thing. It’s tough guy posturing. It’s two guys trying to prove who the strongest toughest dude is. That’s all you need to know about that spot.

But it's so *fake-looking.* You know, unlike a man fighting a Ninja Turtle.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

the ninja turtle match is actually pretty good

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Is it really Corny I thought Brian Hildabrand was Cowabunga.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Destroy My Sweater posted:

"how about instead of roman reigns it's 'blow-man gay-ns' and he's also chinese"

Hell yeah

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

hildebrand is the turtle and cornette is his opponent and the match is probably on par with danielson vs. suzuki. in fact, i believe it was also a match of the year candidate.

Q7kid
Jul 24, 2009

algebra testes posted:

Is it really Corny I thought Brian Hildabrand was Cowabunga.

Cornette worked matches with Kowabunga and booked the gimmick.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Say that stuff looks weak to Suzuki’s face, cornface

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

corny would just threaten shoot him

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

Q7kid posted:

Cornette worked matches with Kowabunga and booked the gimmick.

Ah that makes sense sorry.

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties

Mulaney Power Move posted:

corny would just threaten shoot him

The bullet would see Suzuki and go the other way.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

algebra testes posted:

Is it really Corny I thought Brian Hildabrand was Cowabunga.

Hildebrand was apparently an amazing wrestler who if he came around now would be on everybody's 'best of' list. Even as it was he was a great referee.

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
i was not prepared for the other art of the latest guest thumbnail artist

VERY NSFW and kinda hosed up
https://www.instagram.com/mxdx_gorejess/
VERY NSFW and kinda hosed up

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
The Count Chocula art is...uh

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
drat Leather face that hook doesn't look like it's bothering her

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Anyone caught listening to Cornette should get one of those as an avatar.

Kunabomber
Oct 1, 2002


Pillbug
Uh....


Did cornette commission any other art from him, is that why he knows him

Looks like erotic fetish art + legendary wrestlers is a SPECIFIC cross section of interests that hones in on cornettes tastes

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

the dude with the candle coming out of his penis seems nice

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

The genderbent hunter s Thompson is good imo

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
be sure to check out his backup account for the even wilder poo poo

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
This is why no one takes the wrestling business seriously anymore. Back in the day wrestling fetish art told a story with a credible sports-based presentation.

Not like this filth with its candle dicks and other nonsense.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

The weird porn art next to bank addicted drug robber art of Nick Gage is something. That insult still doesn't make sense.

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties

Dawgstar posted:

Hildebrand was apparently an amazing wrestler who if he came around now would be on everybody's 'best of' list. Even as it was he was a great referee.

Yeah, Mick Foley has talked about Hildebrand studying tapes of Japanese wrestling for hours on end learning different moves and doing stuff no one in the US was attempting at the time.

It's funny that Cornette speaks so highly of him, because the mentality that put him in a turtle costume is the same one that leads to him trashing AEW wrestlers. Hildebrand would've thrived in AEW and Cornette would hate him.

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

Omega and the bucks should wrestle in turtle costumes

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

AAA will be clowns vs turtles some day.

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties
Give me a turtle tag team that uses Total Elimination as a finisher but calls it Turtle Elimination.

Q7kid
Jul 24, 2009

Zombie Lemur posted:

Give me a turtle tag team that uses Total Elimination as a finisher but calls it Turtle Elimination.

Put the turtles in Road Warrior shoulderpads and call them the Shellraisers.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Ringo Roadagain posted:

Omega and the bucks should wrestle in turtle costumes

I mean, FTR wrestled as frogs the other day. Does that count?

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Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

omega should do whatever he can to cover his stupid face. i don't like his face! it's like - kenny, what's wrong with your faaaace.

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