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Every British gammon, apparently: "Our poo poo hovels where we live are so poo poo they have literally no insulation whatsoever, therefore no method of heating can ever work, including heat pumps. What now, hipsters? Owned much?  "Like m8 that's not the powerful own y'all seem to think it is
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Oct 21, 2021 21:47
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Blower neatly fitting into the groove left by Bob's rear end I see. Maybe he can also have a meltdown and get fired!
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Oct 21, 2021 22:46
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Blower wildly underestimating the average age of the Torygraph reader aww just like Bob. Telegraph readers = triple locked old people who don’t want to die and are perfectly happy sitting inside all winter Daily mail readers = Witherspoon day drinkers
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on the missing guests at Northern Ireland’s centenary – While the Queen was forced to cancel a visit to the province on health grounds, Michael D Higgins, president of Ireland, also skipped a commemorative service in Armagh" Telegraph:  British Medical Association says ‘time is now’ for Covid plan B Matt:  Independent:  Times:  Donald Trump to launch social media platform called Truth Social Evening Standard:  Lorry falls into water at Bristol harbour Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... a very Covid Christmas 
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Oct 22, 2021 18:29
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Is Paul for or against a return to sit-down family meals around the table with an open fire and candles? I can't tell what stage of the brain smoothing his conservatism is at now.
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And what is with those incredibly red faced parents? I actually liked the Matt one, for the first time ever. Maybe he's on holiday and someone else who's a bit funny has taken over.
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Oct 22, 2021 18:46
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did that oval office blower not get the sack
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That was Bob, telegraph has 2 cartoonists. Also they replaced him with Davey who is less offensive but also arguably fair bit less talented.
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Oct 23, 2021 12:44
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Guavanaut posted:Is Paul for or against a return to sit-down family meals around the table with an open fire and candles? I can't tell what stage of the brain smoothing his conservatism is at now. Not sure, probably both given the quinoa market sign on the other side. The cat breaking the glass in that cartoon is surely an artistic peak for cartoons in general.
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Oct 23, 2021 13:33
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Why does his hat have a For Sale sign? Is *he* for sale? Is Paul predicting a Christmas so grim that the man of the house needs to prostitute himself for presents? I know covid has been tough on all of us, but I think Paul needs an intervention.
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Oct 23, 2021 14:00
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I have further enquiries about the quinoa market sign.
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Oct 23, 2021 14:55
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This simply adds to my theory that Paul Thomas reads this thread, and has progressed from good-natured hat tips (the hidden animals) to deliberately loving with us
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Oh, well in that case: hi Paul, I liked your tattoo pictures, please gently caress off the career in politoons and do more of that.
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Oct 23, 2021 15:33
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The cat is leaping backwards into the room while unleashing a claw attack so powerful it's visible before it even enters. That's the only way to interpret which way the glass is flying.
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I don't think this obscure, paywalled forum is really that popular with the actual cartoonists (though if one sneaks a  into a toon to prove me wrong, I'd call that a success).Guardian:  "Martin Rowson on the Queen’s overnight hospital stay – The Queen is undertaking ‘light duties’ after a hospital visit for ‘preliminary investigations’ as Buckingham Palace faced questions over its handling of news of her overnight admission" Telegraph:  Cop26: Fears grow that Glasgow climate change summit will fall short of its lofty aims Matt:  Ex-MP Frank Field reveals terminal illness as he backs assisted dying Independent:  Tories won’t start wearing masks in Commons because they ‘know each other’, Jacob Rees-Mogg says The i paper:  Times:  MPs should set example in battle against Covid, says Sajid Javid Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... The Queen's hospital visit  Stephen Collins: 
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Is Thomas laying a burn down on Bob?
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Oct 23, 2021 17:11
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Trickjaw posted:Is Thomas laying a burn down on Bob? How so? I can only see the usual collection of canards
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:How so? I can only see the usual collection of canards "Spare kidney? Phone Bob". I was thinking with his strife with the medical profession, but I'm sure I'm giving Thomas too much credit.
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Cloud Potato posted:I don't think this obscure, paywalled forum is really that popular with the actual cartoonists (though if one sneaks a There is no way Squires isn't a goon
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Observer: "Always look a Tory gift unicorn in the mouth – Chris Riddell on the party desperately brushing up its green credentials before Cop26" Sunday Telegraph:  https://twitter.com/DaveyCartoons/status/1452186605922439170 Matt:  Sunday Times:  Mail on Sunday: 
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Oct 24, 2021 15:28
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That's not how you bench press Mac you daft prick Also everything else
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Oct 24, 2021 16:12
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BoJo the Clown is not an extremely original joke, but it adds a little something to an otherwise fairly drab cartoon, imo.
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Oct 24, 2021 16:18
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The two types of barbell - regular and Victorian seaside strongman
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Oct 24, 2021 16:18
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Paladinus posted:BoJo the Clown is not an extremely original joke, but it adds a little something to an otherwise fairly drab cartoon, imo. Yeah it's a better joke i think, at least by the standards of editorial cartooning. also more clearly critical of Boris, which I assume is why the editors got him to change it?
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Some top quality cope from Mac lol
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I was only half looking at that Mac and briefly thought she was dead in a coffin, and now I can't stop laughing at my own idea.
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on Boris Johnson’s partial U-turn on sewage – The government has announced a partial U-turn over the sewage amendment after Tory rebels threatened to scupper an upcoming vote in the Commons" After Seurat. Telegraph:  Rishi Sunak will use budget to declare ‘age of optimism’ Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard:  Rishi Sunak adorns controversial slider and sock combination as he prepares for Budget
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I legitimately thought the sliders said Pain and Anger, without reading the article. A bit disappointed.
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Guardian: "Rebecca Hendin on Facebook’s Meta morphosis - Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has announced a major rebrand for the social media giant as it looks towards a virtual future" Telegraph:  Boris Johnson vows to do ‘whatever is necessary’ to protect UK fishers Independent:  Times:  Macron’s re-election hopes may be driving Brexit fishing row, says Eustice Stephen Collins: 
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Observer: "Tory Halloween tricks but no treat – Chris Riddell on ghouls, Brexit and the budget" Sunday Telegraph:  China’s new climate plan falls short of Cop26 global heating goal, experts say Sunday Times:  Mail on Sunday:  France and UK told: end dispute or you’ll wreck Cop26 summit
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"Team World" gently caress off Davey
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