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NotJustANumber99 posted:Its a small place york, stay there long enough and you'll know someone whose lost someone to the river, weird really. Yeah, everyone I met there had a story of someone who at least had got in trouble in the river - I'm not sure if it has some weird currents or something or just that it's so near so many decent pubs.
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therattle posted:We’re importing 30,000 tons of sludge from the Netherlands That is a disgrace
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Yeah, everyone I met there had a story of someone who at least had got in trouble in the river - I'm not sure if it has some weird currents or something or just that it's so near so many decent pubs. Yates' wine lodge crew represent
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What do you think is better (for us in this thread) - the queen suddenly corks it without warning or she gets ill and everyone has a few days to brace themselves?
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Oct 24, 2021 21:48
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you wont get to brace until after cos they're weird about it. Probably cos we're weird about it. so... neither.
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Oct 24, 2021 21:50
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If there is a run up we can probably get more posting out of it. The anticipation is half the fun.
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Oct 24, 2021 21:52
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This popped up on my radar earlier - the last people she met before she definitely didn't catch Covid. https://twitter.com/DrEliDavid/status/1450911257024937990
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Oct 24, 2021 21:58
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Yeah, everyone I met there had a story of someone who at least had got in trouble in the river - I'm not sure if it has some weird currents or something or just that it's so near so many decent pubs. In keeping with the thread theme, Police deflate potentially vulnerable woman's flotation aid in notorious drowning hotspot.
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Oct 24, 2021 21:59
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fuctifino posted:This popped up on my radar earlier - the last people she met before she definitely didn't catch Covid. Its probably their servants school children that will do for them
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Oct 24, 2021 22:00
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Yeah, everyone I met there had a story of someone who at least had got in trouble in the river - I'm not sure if it has some weird currents or something or just that it's so near so many decent pubs. It's a combination of pubs being close to the river and also currents being strong and weird because it's the confluence of the Ouse and the Foss. Also I think the river beds are mostly oozy mud so people go under and get stuck in until they drown.
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Oct 24, 2021 22:12
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The Ouse is the only river to run from Sussex all the way to Orkney via the Fens and York.
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Oct 24, 2021 22:18
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a pipe smoking dog posted:It's a combination of pubs being close to the river and also currents being strong and weird because it's the confluence of the Ouse and the Foss. Also I think the river beds are mostly oozy mud so people go under and get stuck in until they drown. the rivers dont meet until well passed the centre of town though? I dunno though, no fluid mechanics expert. Theres a plaque to a mate outside the kings arms. Sadly, he was young and drunk.
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Oct 24, 2021 22:18
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Guavanaut posted:The Ouse is the only river to run from Sussex all the way to Orkney via the Fens and York. you can see how people misguage the undercurrents
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:What do you think is better (for us in this thread) - the queen suddenly corks it without warning or she gets ill and everyone has a few days to brace themselves? I'm still wondering how many extra bank holidays do we get out of it. Do we get one for the funeral, the coronation, or both? Does Rishi pull a fast one by holding the funeral and coronation on the same day? Do we get a bonus lockdown if she tests Covid-positive?
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NotJustANumber99 posted:the rivers dont meet until well passed the centre of town though? I dunno though, no fluid mechanics expert. Theres a plaque to a mate outside the kings arms. Sadly, he was young and drunk. Yeah I guess it still has an effect on the currents upstream. Also I'm mostly going off something I was told in a pub by a fireman (I think) who had experience of trying to rescue people out of rivers in York.
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therattle posted:We’re importing 30,000 tons of sludge from the Netherlands to use as manure. It contains human waste. Using it as manure is illegal in the EU.
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Joe Joe? I'd be so happy to meet an irl Jojo
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fuctifino posted:This popped up on my radar earlier - the last people she met before she definitely didn't catch Covid. Here’s hoping they all catch the rona (again) and gently caress off to hell
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Soylent Yellow posted:I'm still wondering how many extra bank holidays do we get out of it. Do we get one for the funeral, the coronation, or both? Does Rishi pull a fast one by holding the funeral and coronation on the same day? Do we get a bonus lockdown if she tests Covid-positive? I posted this last month - spoiler: you get zero holidays lmao https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1433713771172802574?t=sgsunpgzbhvGfw_cHC45rA&s=19
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multijoe posted:I'd be so happy to meet an irl Jojo 
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Bobby Deluxe posted:due to a mix up at the outgoing distribution centre, dutch authorities have issued a clarification that the black sludge is for facial use only Is it Xmas already?
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I've a lot of friends who are struggling to find PA's at the moment. I guess the situation isn't going to be getting any better in the foreseeable future. https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1452004008533667849
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therattle posted:We’re importing 30,000 tons of sludge from the Netherlands to use as manure. It contains human waste. Using it as manure is illegal in the EU. Jesus loving christ what... https://www.natureworldnews.com/articles/44357/20200904/30-000-tons-sewage-sludge-netherlands-uk.htm I... What. How the gently caress do we even avoid that? I don't want carrots grown in Dutch poo. Or any poo. Christ.
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therattle posted:Is it Xmas already? One of my fave seasonal activities is slagging my Dutch sisterinlaw about zwaarte Piet and the lads. Probably 30% of that country are volkisch gammons who will defend blacking up til they die
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Mebh posted:Jesus loving christ what... What's wrong with British poo? I have poo. Can I sell my poo?
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Brendan Rodgers posted:What's wrong with British poo? I have poo. Can I sell my poo? PM me
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Brendan Rodgers posted:What's wrong with British poo? I have poo. Can I sell my poo? thread's full of it so low resale value
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Failed Imagineer posted:One of my fave seasonal activities is slagging my Dutch sisterinlaw about zwaarte Piet and the lads. Probably 30% of that country are volkisch gammons who will defend blacking up til they die Having lived there and being presented with the HR team on day one in full on blackface parading about at work, wow does calling them out on it cause some loving gammon behaviour. "it's just soot from the chimneys, it's tradition" they scream as they backpedal and in the same breath slag off immigrants. Most racist country I've ever lived in.
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I like how you can tell the good morris dancers from the bad ones by which ones went "it's tradition! we've painted our faces since forever! of course it was probably traditionally woad or something originally. and there's lots of colours now that aren't racially derogatory. who fancies green, lads?" and which ones stopped halfway through that process.
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fuctifino posted:This popped up on my radar earlier - the last people she met before she definitely didn't catch Covid. mr bean was right to headbutt her that time imo
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Guavanaut posted:I like how you can tell the good morris dancers from the bad ones by which ones went "it's tradition! we've painted our faces since forever! of course it was probably traditionally woad or something originally. and there's lots of colours now that aren't racially derogatory. who fancies green, lads?" and which ones stopped halfway through that process. eurghhh... i havent got the energy to judge the good morris dancers from the bad I didnt know it would come down to this
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fuctifino posted:I owe learnincurve an apology for my prior blowout. I read something in their post that wasn't there and saw red... I deserved my 6-er, but LC also deserves a public apology. Sorry. x We made this for you  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ubeex-ksV4
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If a Dutch person eats some edibles, can we smoke their poo to get high?
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learnincurve posted:We made this for you Have a snory dreamy bowcat in return https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RoHs5MX5GM
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happyhippy posted:If a Dutch person eats some edibles, can we smoke their poo to get high? I don't think even fuctifino's ultrabong could help with that.
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a pipe smoking dog posted:Yeah I guess it still has an effect on the currents upstream. Also I'm mostly going off something I was told in a pub by a fireman (I think) who had experience of trying to rescue people out of rivers in York. It's mainly that the river ouse is in a giant concrete lined channel with a fast current and few places to get out. The foss has negligible flow except for christmas 2015 when it turned into the thames.
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Endjinneer posted:It's mainly that the river ouse is in a giant concrete lined channel with a fast current and few places to get out. The foss has negligible flow except for christmas 2015 when it turned into the thames. I'm not sure theres anyone thats died in that river, in recent years, that wasn't drunk or done over.
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Now you lot have me reading papers on cannabinoids and wastewater processing. https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0160412019337055 Though tbf nearly no Dutch people I knew used weed. It's almost like legalisation doesn't cause an explosion of use. Though the whole country doesn't really believe in preventative medicine either sooo.
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