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Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Some Guy TT posted:

why do they keep saying things like this as if its supposed to make the insurrectionists sound less sympathetic

maybe matt chapman likes gay horse porn?

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Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Trabisnikof posted:

lots of fact checking required in this thread this morning!



lmao, well then, I'm convinced.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Lib and let die posted:

maybe matt chapman likes gay horse porn?

neigh

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Some Guy TT posted:

why do they keep saying things like this as if its supposed to make the insurrectionists sound less sympathetic

:iiam:

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

quote:

No one has ever been forumbanned for "wrongthink" theyve been banned for being assholes over prolonged periods of time. The fact people continue to pretend people only get probed for hating the Dems or whatever
Is why discourse has been ruined in DnD

quote:

What makes those people assholes exactly?

Is it that they post things you don't agree with?

Yes.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Everyone in D&D is an rear end in a top hat. What universe is not everyone in D&D is an rear end in a top hat. Yeah, evilweasel is so much more balanced than your average CSPAM poster, mmm, yes.

tmfc
Sep 28, 2006

Trabisnikof posted:

holy poo poo willa you were right, DU is all over "Baldwin was set up by a CHUD"

lmfao jesus christ


loving lmao ahahahaha we live in hell, they are going to try so hard to make president pete happen

BRAKE FOR MOOSE
Jun 6, 2001

PETE!

I spend all day just spinning slowly in circles in my office chair and saying PETE! like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Owj52XhoxI

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

documentary about mayor petes ascension to the presidency , sad chasten in the background of every scene growing increasingly alone and depressed

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011


right you are joy ann reid if theres one thing america needs its more panicked overreactions can you imagine a world without americas panicked overreactions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2VxpTMAbas&t=13s

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

the witch-hunt must never end

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


I'm getting the feeling the end of this is going to be the most surreal part

"their campaign was GROUNDBREAKING, UNPRECEDENTED, he ABSOLUTELY DID WIN IOWA and I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THAT SINISTER-SOUNDING PHONE APP."

"Then, he just decided that he had had enough, and stopped, no reason, he just felt like it. He was bored. I dunno. He thought he'd try again next time. What am I, a mind reader??? End credits."

PoontifexMacksimus
Feb 14, 2012

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

remember the time biden wasn’t a stupid idiot old piece of poo poo

No??

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

the narrator of the mayor pete documentary is just lis smith doing a bad accent

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe

The Pussy Boss posted:

Jesus Christ. This dead-eyed CIA consultant freak is going to be President someday, isn't he.

I will vote Republican for the first time in my life just to help ensure that he looses.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002


Literally everything that gets called "historic" or is said to "change history" are things that nobody will remember in 5 years.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

they are on wikipedia, so, by definition, they have changed history *credits roll*

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

loquacius posted:

the narrator of the mayor pete documentary is just lis smith doing a bad accent

2 hours of chinedu very obviously reading from a teleprompter script that includes multiple fawning descriptions of Lis Smith's work

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

tmfc posted:

lmfao jesus christ

loving lmao ahahahaha we live in hell, they are going to try so hard to make president pete happen

I have no interest in ever watching even a second of this but I am interested in someone else watching it and telling me how they cover the topic of the Iowa Caucus because I'm assuming they'll just claim he won and provide no other information or even acknowledge that he ratfucked his way in to trying to be able to claim that he won even though he did in fact not win and had way fewer votes than the person he claims to have beaten.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Thoguh posted:

I have no interest in ever watching even a second of this but I am interested in someone else watching it and telling me how they cover the topic of the Iowa Caucus because I'm assuming they'll just claim he won and provide no other information or even acknowledge that he ratfucked his way in to trying to be able to claim that he won even though he did in fact not win and had way fewer votes than the person he claims to have beaten.

Actually thanks to retroactive shenanigans, Joe Biden won that.

discoukulele
Jan 16, 2010

Yes Sir, I Can Boogie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CCXyUge7hA

Good lord everything about this feels artificial.

discoukulele
Jan 16, 2010

Yes Sir, I Can Boogie
Chasten: You're going to tell every single gay kid in this country that it gets better.

Pete: Hell yeah I'd take a pill to make myself straight.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



loquacius posted:

the narrator of the mayor pete documentary is just lis smith doing a bad accent

a nigerian accent

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


pete deciding to adopt his kids to use them as props for a happy ending to his little PR documentary

tmfc
Sep 28, 2006

loquacius posted:

I'm getting the feeling the end of this is going to be the most surreal part

"their campaign was GROUNDBREAKING, UNPRECEDENTED, he ABSOLUTELY DID WIN IOWA and I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THAT SINISTER-SOUNDING PHONE APP."

"Then, he just decided that he had had enough, and stopped, no reason, he just felt like it. He was bored. I dunno. He thought he'd try again next time. What am I, a mind reader??? End credits."

nah they got the ending covered

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

pete deciding to adopt his kids to use them as props for a happy ending to his little PR documentary

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
legit would watch a pete buttigieg documentary if it was directed by christopher guest

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

WampaLord posted:

Actually thanks to retroactive shenanigans, Joe Biden won that.

This isn't a joke post btw

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Check out this fun clip of this very normal person enjoying a very normal victory

https://twitter.com/jimmy_dore/status/1224965506039345152?s=20

QUEER FRASIER
May 31, 2011

discoukulele posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CCXyUge7hA

Good lord everything about this feels artificial.

jesus, they're already ramping up the media for this disgusting little worm. They must be scared shitless of Biden's prospects of winning/being alive in 2024

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

WampaLord posted:

This isn't a joke post btw



lol, remember when the biden campaign complained that the media was slanted against them after they lost iowa, like, acted like they were the ~real~ victims of a cnn conspiracy?

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
dungeons and dragons delenda est

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Really not sure how it was possible to come out of 2020 not hating everyone involved quite frankly

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006

WampaLord posted:

This isn't a joke post btw



Is this because of superdelegates, or something even worse?

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

WampaLord posted:

This isn't a joke post btw



democracy is fake as hell

bernie won the first round, he won the final round, but he didn't get the Magic Super Votes, so he lost, and the most delegates went to a third guy who came in like eighth

QUEER FRASIER
May 31, 2011

Bernie gave his delegates to Biden in a big burlap sack that also contained the contact info of everyone who ever donated to him

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Imagine voting for a Democrat ever again after Iowa

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

QUEER FRASIER posted:

jesus, they're already ramping up the media for this disgusting little worm. They must be scared shitless of Biden's prospects of winning/being alive in 2024

um excuse me calling him a worm is homoph - hahahaha a gently caress me

They're going to turn any criticism against him into "you're just homophobic" arent they?

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

WampaLord posted:

This isn't a joke post btw



how did this happen and is this a normal thing, like did someone besides tom harkin 'win' the caucus in 92 retroactively

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

https://twitter.com/ElectsWorld/status/1452736600799158281

this doesn't impact anything at all obviously but there are several lolworthy details here, from "-22" to Sherrod Brown (?) being in there for some reason to Kamala hemmorhaging votes to Stacey Abrams

e: Warren polling under Buttigieg is even funny

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tmfc
Sep 28, 2006

paul_soccer12 posted:

Imagine voting for a Democrat ever again after Iowa

only voting for communists for the rest of my life, if at all lol

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