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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Plant MONSTER. posted:

This is how we end up with 45 year olds with frosted tips!

I like girls who wear Abercrombie and Fitch
I'd take them if I had one wish

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Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I like girls who wear Abercrombie and Fitch
I'd take them if I had one wish



lol, oh no, it's mr."i only want attractive people shopping at my stores but I look like a metrosexual orc"

not even one of the sexy orcs.

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I like girls who wear Abercrombie and Fitch
I'd take them if I had one wish



I mean he just looks like every aging australian tv celebrity.

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Zeniel posted:

I mean he just looks like every aging australian tv celebrity.

is every aging australian tv celebrity Mickey Rourke in an escalating series of improbable wigs

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
He looks more like Gary Busey

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

The Garfface Killer

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

Escape From Noise posted:

The Garfface Killer

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

It's Always Sinny In Arabia

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

What's wrong with your FAAAAACE

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
is that a bedazzled necktie on a gold chain?

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

The Alchemist posted:

It's Always Sinny In Arabia

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


make up your goddamn mind

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

Big Beef City posted:

make up your goddamn mind

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

i feel uncomfortable

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

Yeah at this point that's sexual harassment

Partycat
Oct 25, 2004

Jikes!! Too early to see that … too anything

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Lip gloss and celibate duckface. What a lovely start to my morning.

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
That man belongs to a fork prison

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

kntfkr posted:

is that a bedazzled necktie on a gold chain?

It's called grabbing the brass ring. Maybe you've heard of it?

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
it's only been like a week into celibacy and he's already posting titty shots. I guess celibacy and posting tiddy aren't technically incompatible but I'm getting mixed signals here.

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
nermal rear end motherfucker

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

Plant MONSTER. posted:

it's only been like a week into celibacy and he's already posting titty shots. I guess celibacy and posting tiddy aren't technically incompatible but I'm getting mixed signals here.

Dude can’t even stick with one cartoon character mascot , mixed signals are gonna happen.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Plant MONSTER. posted:

it's only been like a week into celibacy and he's already posting titty shots. I guess celibacy and posting tiddy aren't technically incompatible but I'm getting mixed signals here.

Nathen doesn't understand how a lot of things work so he probably doesn't understand what celibacy is either.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Plant MONSTER. posted:

it's only been like a week into celibacy and he's already posting titty shots. I guess celibacy and posting tiddy aren't technically incompatible but I'm getting mixed signals here.

That's funny, every signal I'm getting is "avoid."

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Xaintrailles posted:

That's funny, every signal I'm getting is "avoid."

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Escape From Noise posted:

It's called grabbing the brass ring. Maybe you've heard of it?

when's Gil get a lick?


I think he's using the same photo app that Chinese girls on WeChat do to make themselves look like anime people, or mad foundation, or both

Flinger
Oct 16, 2012


Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

:five:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

kntfkr posted:

is that a bedazzled necktie on a gold chain?

A bling necktie or container of something... maybe condoms, in case he runs into some guy in a Garfield suit. Even a committed celibate has their limits. Good on him for playing safe.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Garf 'till you barf

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Frank Frank posted:

Garf 'till you barf

Now, more than ever.

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug

I was not prepared for Majin Nathen

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
Who is? It’s akin to an example of botched plastic surgery!

(…come to think of it, who else wouldn’t be surprised to learn that he’s spent daddy’s stipend to go under the knife?)

totempoleman
Jan 20, 2005

Make a jazz note here.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Alright, who did Nathen kill? Was it Liz? Garfield never liked her.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Satans wins indeed

aceface
Dec 27, 2017

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Does Jim Davis know about this? :colbert:

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

aceface posted:

Does Jim Davis know about this? :colbert:

He's probably reading this thread, lolling hard

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Look all I’m saying is that we probably shouldn’t rule out Garfield as a suspect just yet. Maybe someone didn’t love him and/or left him.

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deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


I just want to thank you for posting the ig stuff because I love reading it but I’m not gonna touch the poop.

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