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PancakeTransmission posted:Gotta say, maybe I'm not a real goon but I have no skid marks on any of my underwear. Don't poo poo myself and neither do my farts somehow spray poo poo all over them If you are having wet farts often enough for it to be a recurring laundry issue, you're eating garbage tier food way too often or you need to see a doctor asap. The only other acceptable reason would be because you have violent uncontrollable diarrhea from food poisoning or the flu.
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 03:08 |
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Sometimes it can also happen after particularly big lifting sesh for some reason, buuuuut I feel like that's not an issue faced by too many goons.
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 03:17 |
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Get the gurglespurts pants
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 03:32 |
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Going under the poop knife to get the gurglespurts operation.
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 03:33 |
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teen witch posted:Lmao From a few pages back, but am I parsing that first comment correctly? She took out a loan to pay the deposit for a house? So she'll be paying mortgage repayments, plus repayments on the loan for the deposit? Because holy gently caress
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 03:40 |
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One weird trick to buy a house with no money upfront, financially responsible people hate it
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 03:45 |
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:does anyone in the thread want to co-sign a loan with me? It would be for a boat. The boat will be mine but if you come over you can ride on it with me
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 03:46 |
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Halloween Jack posted:Remember Olestra? There's a fun podcast ep about the history of Olestra PancakeTransmission posted:Gotta say, maybe I'm not a real goon but I have no skid marks on any of my underwear. Don't poo poo myself and neither do my farts somehow spray poo poo all over them Perhaps you occasionally eat a vegetable, use a bidet, change your underwear every day, or employ flushable wipes. Any one of these things puts you a few rungs above the typical r/relationships husband on the evolutionary ladder. Good for you.
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 03:49 |
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n.b. flushable wipes are not flushable.
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 03:57 |
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Was olestra the one with the commecials that listed "oily discharge" as a side effect?
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 04:04 |
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Nooner posted:Was olestra the one with the commecials that listed "oily discharge" as a side effect? They just straight up said anal leakage, if I recall correctly. "Want to get out of the pool, Bob?"
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 04:05 |
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AITA for making tiktoks of a bully at school to 'debunk' the hateful stuff she says?quote:I am a high school student, and there's this girl at school who talks a lot of poo poo about me for being gay, it's pretty gross but the teachers don't do a lot, I get the idea some of the teachers don't exactly disagree with the poo poo she says, it is not a very progressive area.
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 04:06 |
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Mx. posted:AITA for making tiktoks of a bully at school to 'debunk' the hateful stuff she says? This kid's fuckin' cool. Be gay, do crime.
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 04:13 |
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Halloween Jack posted:Like I said, I think Dawn and Sonya should be left alone to work this out between the two of them, in an active volcano. Mortal Kombat theme intensifies.
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 04:14 |
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Mx. posted:AITA for making tiktoks of a bully at school to 'debunk' the hateful stuff she says?
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 04:17 |
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Mx. posted:AITA for making tiktoks of a bully at school to 'debunk' the hateful stuff she says? Those parents. "You should have told a teacher!" "I did and they didn't care." "You should have rold us!" "I jist did and your advice was pretend to be straight." I'm getting vibes that the parents agree with the teachers and bully but think they don't.
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 04:42 |
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limp_cheese posted:Those parents. "You should have told a teacher!" They 100% do and are only mad because their kid is passively calling them out for being utterly useless
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 04:55 |
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She rocks but I wish the Christian school would kick her out so she doesn’t have to go there. Being around Protestants all day is bad enough when the school has to pretend not to endorse their bullshit. I can’t imagine how horrible it must be to go to a school dedicated to it.
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 05:13 |
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Like do the parents think they can just say "Yeah I'm straight now" and the other students will just role with it? I get the feeling it's more for them.
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 05:18 |
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Invisible Clergy posted:Perhaps you occasionally eat a vegetable, use a bidet, change your underwear every day, or employ flushable wipes. Any one of these things puts you a few rungs above the typical r/relationships husband on the evolutionary ladder. Good for you. Wondering if I need to put this on my tinder profile
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 05:34 |
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cumshitter posted:Like do the parents think they can just say "Yeah I'm straight now" and the other students will just role with it? I get the feeling it's more for them. probably hoping they'll just say "yeah i'm straight now" and then spontaneously become straight, people like those parents often seem to think that anything that isn't 100% hetero is "just a phase"
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 05:40 |
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cumshitter posted:Like do the parents think they can just say "Yeah I'm straight now" and the other students will just role with it? I get the feeling it's more for them. Being bullied into performative conformance is what the school/students/parents want from her anyway, so just claiming to be straight and hiding in the closet will be accepted. (Note due to lack of tone on the internet: she should NOT do this)
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 05:43 |
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that girl sounds smarter and better than everyone surrounding her.
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 05:55 |
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cumshitter posted:Like do the parents think they can just say "Yeah I'm straight now" and the other students will just role with it? I get the feeling it's more for them. Definitely for the parent's benefit. The kid is "guilty" of the worst crime: Also, being gay. Meaning no one in authority in her life is about to actually help her. loving good on her for being such an absolute legend in dealing with it. Just brilliant.
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 06:35 |
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AITA for helping my friend hide money from his soon to be ex-wife?quote:Throwaway for obvious reasons. i think OP should not only do this, but continue to just straight up tell people that this is what he's doing what could possibly go wrong
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 07:49 |
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my wife found this one and it upset her so i'm posting it here, it didn't get a ton of traction somehow even though it ticks all reddit's boxes AITA for calling out my fiance for lying about being a size small? quote:Myself (28M) and my fiance (27F) were recently at a dinner party with two other couples. The women were talking about various clothes stores and shopping and whilst the guys weren't really involved in the conversation we were all listening in. My buddies wife Emily commented how she recently went to a clothes store where she purchased a size XS but it was too small so she needed to exchange it for a small. My fiance then commented there's no way you'll need a small I wear a small in that store. Now my fiance is a curvy woman and definitely not a size small. I do all the laundry in our house and I have never seen any items that were a size small. My fiance wears at least a large more often an extra large. One couple exchanged a glance which my fiance didn't notice but Emily looked really caught off guard and kind of upset. Emily is recovering from an eating disorder which she was hospitalised for last year and my fiance is aware of this. I didn't say anything Infront of anyone but on the car ride home I decided to speak to her about it. I reminded her of Emily's eating disorder and said that lying about what size she wore could cause self-esteem issues for her. I said that there is nothing wrong with being the size she is as she is gorgeous and has a great body but said I didn't understand why she lied to everyone and said she wore a small. My fiance went crazy at me and said I was an rear end in a top hat and calling her fat. I tried to assure her that I wasn't calling her that and I loved her body and her size didn't even matter to me. I just didn't understand why she would lie as she definitely isn't a size small in any store. I tried to explain although it didn't matter to me it clearly did matter to Emily and it had confused me why she would lie as noone even asked her what size she was. Ever since this incident my fiance is making a big deal out of not eating Infront of me and saying she's full. I know she's eating when I'm not there though as food goes missing from the fridge and cupboards. In my opinion this is kind of a manipulative move from her. I know this is kind of a touchy subject for some women so I tried to approach it as delicately as possible but I feel awful for upsetting my fiance. I was only trying to look out for my friend and Emily as I know it was really difficult for them both and Emily is still very delicate. AITA?
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 07:56 |
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Mx. posted:AITA for helping my friend hide money from his soon to be ex-wife? He's dumb as gently caress for getting involved in this but in no way does the ex-wife have a claim on that guy's stupid bitcoin money. That's just making a mad grab for poo poo.
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 08:12 |
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Thumbtacks posted:my wife found this one and it upset her so i'm posting it here, it didn't get a ton of traction somehow even though it ticks all reddit's boxes Lmao dude did not need to bring that up and light that dynamite. Yeah some stores have weird sizing poo poo that’s pulled out of a dead Frenchman’s rear end, I have a few in mind, but I have a feeling OPs partner didn’t shop at those. Though “My fiance is gorgeous BECAUSE she is bigger” is hopefully not what that dude meant. I really hope so.
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 08:14 |
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teen witch posted:Lmao dude did not need to bring that up and light that dynamite. Yeah some stores have weird sizing poo poo that’s pulled out of a dead Frenchman’s rear end, I have a few in mind, but I have a feeling OPs partner didn’t shop at those. Thefuck is wrong with liking big girls?
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 08:18 |
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therobit posted:Thefuck is wrong with liking big girls? 0/10 wouldn’t recommend.
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 08:19 |
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i hope that's how he tries to win his fiancee back over to his side "no babe wait, i love you BECAUSE you're bigger" he's going to die
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 08:20 |
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I don't get what's wrong with having a fiance that is unable to lie?
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 08:22 |
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The Lone Badger posted:I don't get what's wrong with having a fiance that is unable to lie? She could never tell you that your'e handsome.
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 08:25 |
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In a polycule with one partner who cannot lie and one who cannot tell the truth
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 08:29 |
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pentyne posted:Yo holy gently caress, how do you treat a subordinate so badly that you end up with a criminal conviction over it? And how is it related to an ex? I assumed that the criminal conviction was linked to whatever she did that was so bad that a client phoned up her boss to say "yo, what the hell is going on over there?"
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 08:29 |
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cumshitter posted:She could never tell you that your'e handsome. I meant that he liked big butts.
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 08:30 |
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therobit posted:Thefuck is wrong with liking big girls?
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 08:32 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:In a polycule with one partner who cannot lie and one who cannot tell the truth Please don't post your E/N status updates here, or if you do then you have to at least couch it in an AITA style post
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 08:51 |
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QuarkJets posted:Please don't post your E/N status updates here, or if you do then you have to at least couch it in an AITA style post please no homegrown AITA
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# ? Oct 26, 2021 08:54 |
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AITA for telling my boyfriend he’s given me the ick so bad that I can’t stomach dating him anymore?quote:I (17F) have been with my boyfriend (18M) for a year. We’ve been friends in highschool before we started dating because we were both really into video games and memes. I always thought he was a funny and quirky guy.
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