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sb hermit posted:what's it like, 300 years from now? are there flying cars? is there still pizza? Here in the distant future, pizza is illegal, lurking is required and no one ever posts. These are, indeed, dark times. |
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Imagine a world where you're the only living soul to ever post "I'm gay." |
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Oct 26, 2021 05:49
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Ghosts And Ghouls posted:or maybe at least posts with pizza?? someone help me out here Oh yeah we'll make your post pizza up real nice.  We start with the dough. It's got to have the right amount of semolina and flour to form a solid base for the marinarrator. You don't want to overdo the sauce here as it will change the direction of the entire production. Cheesy jokes are laid down first, as a bed for the finest of materials to come. Next we select nouns and verbstebles like broccoli and onions carmalizing. We may meat challenges along the way, but we'll overcome crust in the nick of time. |
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Oct 26, 2021 06:10
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Man I sure wish my throat would stop hurting. The whole time I was in hospital I was thinking how as soon as my throat meat's gone I'm gonna have the dirtiest McDonalds or Dominos but no joke's on me turns out I'm eating slop for 2 weeks
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Mormon Nailer posted:Here in the distant future, pizza is illegal, lurking is required and no one ever posts. 
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Rarity posted:Man I sure wish my throat would stop hurting. The whole time I was in hospital I was thinking how as soon as my throat meat's gone I'm gonna have the dirtiest McDonalds or Dominos but no joke's on me turns out I'm eating slop for 2 weeks but... but at least the McD's can come afterwards, right?
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sb hermit posted:but... but at least the McD's can come afterwards, right? McDonald's is a selfish lover... |
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Oct 26, 2021 08:28
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so on a scale from peanut butter to pancakes, what's the latest breakfast
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Oct 26, 2021 08:44
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Ghosts And Ghouls posted:so on a scale from peanut butter to pancakes, what's the latest breakfast I've been really enjoying home-made mueseli lately. Whenever I make my own granola bars inevitably several of them fall apart, so I smash those fragments back up into loose granola and put it in a big jar (which often has 2 or 3 kinds of granola mixed in it depending on how many kinds of bars I'm making). Then I fill little jars with a mixture of the granola and vanilla yogurt, seal 'em up and let 'em sit in the fridge for at least 4 days. The result is a delicious breakfast pudding that sticks to my ribs so well I often don't need a lunch that day. I'd put that at peanut butter levels (assuming pancakes are the bottom of the scale because yuck)
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Oct 26, 2021 09:08
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goddamn that is a really powerful move, I gotta try this
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Oct 26, 2021 09:33
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i'm eating a greek quinoa salad that i bought last night as a side for dinner, except now it's breakfast. i rate this breakfast a solid 7/10
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Oct 26, 2021 12:25
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muesli with blueberries and oat milk, and a protein shake. this is the same breakfast I have every morning, except when I am on vacation, when I treat myself to local delicacies and maybe some breakfast booze. |
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Oct 26, 2021 12:29
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I had a gas station Sausage Biscuit. So I will check in later.
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Oct 26, 2021 12:33
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I am having kong namul guk |
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Oct 26, 2021 12:38
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Basically it's just been sprout soup. There's rice so technically it's kongnamulgukbap. |
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Oct 26, 2021 12:39
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Mainly been eating fruit for breakfast. |
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Oct 26, 2021 12:39
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i am a jelly donut |
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Oct 26, 2021 12:40
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aldantefax posted:i am a jelly donut I see you too are a man of culture and refinement. |
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Oct 26, 2021 12:42
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Escape From Noise posted:Mainly been eating fruit for breakfast. This is what I should be doing!
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Oct 26, 2021 12:46
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In my house the default breakfast is "slurm", by which we mean whatever plant-based meal-replacement shake powder was most recently on sale, blended with a banana and ice and whatever kind of mulk we have. If not that then it's bagels with scream bees, or occasionally the potato beak, which is diced potatoes, fake chorizo, onion, turmeric, olive oil, baked for 45 minutes. Basically like low-effort hash browns. |
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Oct 26, 2021 12:54
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Zurtilik posted:This is what I should be doing! I'm mostly just lazy. |
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Oct 26, 2021 12:59
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Yeah, but it also kills you less than mystery gas station food!
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Oct 26, 2021 12:59
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roomforthetuna posted:In my house the default breakfast is "slurm", by which we mean whatever plant-based meal-replacement shake powder was most recently on sale, blended with a banana and ice and whatever kind of mulk we have. What is a 'scream bee?' That potato thing sounds pretty good.
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Oct 26, 2021 13:00
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My former student sent me a picture of me and my brother with her and her sister when she was in kindergarten. She's entering high school in April. I'm getting old!
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 13:05 on Oct 26, 2021 |
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Oct 26, 2021 13:01
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My breakfast is always scrambled eggs. It's a nice and simple thing to make that's got a decent chunk of protein in
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Oct 26, 2021 13:08
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Escape From Noise posted:My former student sent me a picture of me and my brother with her and her sister when she was in kindergarten. She's entering high school in April. I'm getting old!  I love when the kiddos reach out. It's so wholesome.
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Oct 26, 2021 13:16
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Zurtilik posted:What is a 'scream bee?' |
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Oct 26, 2021 13:34
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Hmmm. Sure it's not this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcQ4jmpD64E
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Oct 26, 2021 13:42
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Zurtilik posted:Hmmm. I mean you could put that on a bagel but it's a little spicy. |
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Oct 26, 2021 13:42
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I had a fritatta and now I am coffee, then lifting in a couple hours |
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Oct 26, 2021 13:51
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Mornin' fellow orbs. I get to have a qtip shoved into my brain this morning. Not sick, just a requirement of the hospital. |
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Oct 26, 2021 13:57
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Zil posted:Mornin' fellow orbs. I get to have a qtip shoved into my brain this morning. Not sick, just a requirement of the hospital. It's good to poke the brain on occasion. Keeps it alert. |
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Oct 26, 2021 14:08
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Escape From Noise posted:My former student sent me a picture of me and my brother with her and her sister when she was in kindergarten. She's entering high school in April. I'm getting old! so there is an old friend of mine who I met first in elementary school. we ended up being best friends for years, like, we both were 12 tops and then German version of high school happened and he moved and so we lost contact back then his little brother was born, I was with their family when he digged himself out of his mommy, I was a guest when the parents married and we spent, like, the first three years of his life and like age 9 to 12 of my life together. then on Facebook the other day I found both my friend as well as his brother, he's a 26 year old film maker now and his baby brother is graduating next year this was the first time I got this "adult" feeling and I'm barely grown up obviously, but drat, I saw this boy being born and now he's almost an adult, too!
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Oct 26, 2021 14:12
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also jealous that my friend gets to be a cool film maker and I was made a mod on SA, I mean, come on
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Oct 26, 2021 14:13
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Ghosts And Ghouls posted:also jealous that my friend gets to be a cool film maker and I was made a mod on SA, I mean, come on You could start giving us stage directions in probes or just yelling "cut cut cut" for random reasons. |
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Oct 26, 2021 14:16
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Ghosts And Ghouls posted:also jealous that my friend gets to be a cool film maker and I was made a mod on SA, I mean, come on You can always make some wacky cheapo films with your buds! |
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Oct 26, 2021 14:17
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Netflix should just make a show of giving random aspiring directors like $10,000 and let them have at a 30 minute film. |
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Oct 26, 2021 14:20
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Maybe that's what I will do if I come into too much money. |
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Oct 26, 2021 14:20
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Zurtilik posted:Netflix should just make a show of giving random aspiring directors like $10,000 and let them have at a 30 minute film. Thank you for giving me an idea. |
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Thought I saw Ryan North in my yard but it was just a scarecrow. Almost got spooked by a Canadian. |
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