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PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
It's all painful, but at least the previous one can be used to tell the time of death.

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Large Testicles posted:

The ring is on the wrong hand tho. 7/10
It's the right hand, the hands are just upside down relative to the goatse canon.

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Large Testicles posted:

I'd advise not searching youtube for "blowing a pig". It's 1/2 videos of people using explosives to kill feral hogs.
Or worse, David Cameron's OnlyFans

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
I'm fairly certain I've only seen The Exorcist once, but isn't there a scene where the little girl is yelling Let Jesus gently caress you?

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS
Om is stored in the balls

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Pee is stored in the falls

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS
Morning glory.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Peekaboo puff pastry revenant


Why did someone feel compelled to make that and why did they choose that over therapy?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



monolithburger posted:

Pee is stored in the falls

:hmmyes:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


chglcu
May 17, 2007

I'm so bored with the USA.
*sigh* brb, beating off to a goddamn carrot.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

https://i.imgur.com/lxtrtFg.mp4

Instant dick.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

https://i.imgur.com/ZaG25Nc.mp4

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Instant smelly dick. What a username.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Does anyone know what sort of fungus this is? They pop up around where I live sometimes and all I can think of calling them is "poo poo dipped nerf bullets" when trying to describe them to someone.

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose

Inceltown posted:

Does anyone know what sort of fungus this is? They pop up around where I live sometimes and all I can think of calling them is "poo poo dipped nerf bullets" when trying to describe them to someone.

It is the fungal epitomization of “making GBS threads dick nipples”

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Don’t know the species, but it’s in the stinkhorn family, Phallaceae. One of the species has maybe the best scientific name: Phallus impudicus, the shameless penis.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

axolotl farmer posted:

Don’t know the species, but it’s in the stinkhorn family, Phallaceae. One of the species has maybe the best scientific name: Phallus impudicus, the shameless penis.

don't post my high school nickname

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

axolotl farmer posted:

Don’t know the species, but it’s in the stinkhorn family, Phallaceae. One of the species has maybe the best scientific name: Phallus impudicus, the shameless penis.

They're especially fascinating given their horngus is complete devoid of any sort of scrungle whatsoever.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Those things are disgusting. We always called them poop fingers when we were growing up.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

axolotl farmer posted:

Don’t know the species, but it’s in the stinkhorn family, Phallaceae. One of the species has maybe the best scientific name: Phallus impudicus, the shameless penis.

Amorphophallus titanum, lit. “giant misshapen penis”:

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Platystemon posted:

Amorphophallus titanum, lit. “giant misshapen penis”:



But enough about my highschool nickname

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



axolotl farmer posted:

Don’t know the species, but it’s in the stinkhorn family, Phallaceae. One of the species has maybe the best scientific name: Phallus impudicus, the shameless penis.

Phallus impudicus is called "præstepik" (priest's cock) in Danish

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
jesus christ

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Platystemon posted:

Amorphophallus titanum, lit. “giant misshapen penis”:

Also noted for being extraordinarily smelly.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/wKh1YNg.mp4

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Stoatbringer posted:

Also noted for being extraordinarily smelly.

Don't we have a no doxxing policy around here?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


MrUnderbridge posted:

Don't we have a no doxxing policy around here?

Like that's enough to identify any specific goon.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007



a friend of mine apparently wears leggings this colour to the gym, and posts selfies from the gym multiple times a week, and I always do a double take when they pop up on my feed

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

It's the knot/shadow that really cinch it.

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
Just use some flesh colored body spray paint and claim to be upholding society's standards. Maybe put a few pieces of duct tape over certain areas to make it legal. EG


(model at a fashion show, custom paint, several hours prep iirc)

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Carthag Tuek posted:

Phallus impudicus is called "præstepik" (priest's cock) in Danish

These things are impossible to get rid of.

You can try, but they’ll just end up in another parish.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Carthag Tuek posted:

Phallus impudicus is called "præstepik" (priest's cock) in Danish

It's 'liksvamp' in Swedish, 'corpse fungus'. They smell pretty bad.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

bit rude to generalise swedes like that

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
Guitar butt man I can turn back on, but that one I can't get back into "seeing it" mode. :sadpervert:

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Schizophrenic Orb
Nov 16, 2009

Intriguing...


This poster hangs in a hallway at my work.

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