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Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/ostrachan/status/1451949322346512390

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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004


cool book report, bitch

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

The Voice of Labor posted:

are we to praise trans women for providing us with additional titties to ogle while also reducing the competition for ogling or are we to denounce them as god has granted them the greatest gift of all, that of being a dude, and they have rejected that grace?

You will join us.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

they don't deserve to taste my sweet cock in the first place

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
Not enough people are appreciating our brothers who used to be women and have surgeries and take steroids to be better men, instead lazily being born with a penis

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
an ex of mine has an ftm brother and that's one of the rockinest dudes i've ever known


was p funny years ago when his wife cheated on him and got herself pregnant though. no way to play that off lol

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

an ex of mine has an ftm brother and that's one of the rockinest dudes i've ever known


was p funny years ago when his wife cheated on him and got herself pregnant though. no way to play that off lol

this is why i'm gay, there are no downsides to unprotected sex

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

this is why i'm gay, there are no downsides to unprotected sex

:hmmyes:

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

zegermans posted:



fellas is it gay to cum inside a woman and produce a child? If it is can I buy a tactical baby carrier to make amends?
how many rounds can the baby take before it's no longer protective?

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Dolphin posted:

how many rounds can the baby take before it's no longer protective?

IDF hasn't finished field tests yet

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

https://twitter.com/shrimp_delight/...r%3D422lastpost

dudes stay winning

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

finally

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

lmao

Terminal autist
May 17, 2018

by vyelkin
Daily reminder women can't drive and in a just society they wouldn't be allowed to

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Terminal autist posted:

Daily reminder women can't drive and in a just society they wouldn't be allowed to

saudi arabia hearing this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEb1jZErYeE

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

zegermans posted:

IDF hasn't finished field tests yet

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

You ever feel conflicted about acting like a huge bitch by wiping the poo off of your butthole but if you don't you'll walk around smelling like poo poo all day?



You don't have to anymore

you fool, this another tool of the feminist agenda against the never wipe movement.

theres dozens of us!

skipmyseashells
Nov 14, 2020
a few dwis before youre 40 is ok, all men do it

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
only if you pronounce it "dewey" like you're on a first name basis

Slider
Jun 6, 2004

POINTS

skipmyseashells posted:

a few dwi’s before you’re 40 is ok, all men do it

Gonna get blazed and walk around the home depot

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

Slider posted:

Gonna get blazed and walk around the home depot

a few years ago I went to a menards high and one of the guys in the lumber dept was also very clearly high and we pointed and laughed at each other and I have never felt a stronger sense of solidarity with another human being

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013



finally I can drink water like a man

Slider
Jun 6, 2004

POINTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hULPY_tgNe4&t=106s

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

lol jon schaffer is in prison for 1/6 lmao

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

man, why'd we ever stop using women as currency?

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

The Voice of Labor posted:

man, why'd we ever stop using women as currency?

buncha soy boys got together and decided to let 'em vote, and, well, just look at things now!

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

yeah, bummer, seems like there would be something real efficient about a currency that spends itself

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
making change is annoyingly messy

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

The Voice of Labor posted:

man, why'd we ever stop using women as currency?

we even let men be nurses now

i ain't suckin on no dudetitty at the hospital to get better

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/isabellarileyus/status/1453449751366623246

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

thank u for posting based rear end g*y fail "chud" onion knockoff twitter. bitch. mods? ???

its also an inferior version of a post already itt!! fucker!!

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
lol at whoever gave Pooky that extremely not-mad redtext

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

the only time a man should be given a DWI is if he gets so drunk that he lets a woman drive his car

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Smythe posted:

thank u for posting based rear end g*y fail "chud" onion knockoff twitter. bitch. mods? ???

its also an inferior version of a post already itt!! fucker!!

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Excelzior posted:



finally I can drink water like a man

that is the girliest water you can lay your hands on :twisted:

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Victory Position posted:

that is the girliest water you can lay your hands on :twisted:
i, exclusively, drink epic gamer girl bathwater

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005
those are cool bc you can be designated driver without looking like a beeeetch

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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

gradenko_2000 posted:

lol at whoever gave Pooky that extremely not-mad redtext

I'm glad somebody did or else I would have not known how fat and embarrassing they are tbh

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