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Jim offers to buy lunch for the office, footlong subs from a local hoagie shop. Dwight stares at his sandwich for a long time. Something is wrong. It's only 11 inches. Not a true footlong. Jim mugs for the camera as Dwight eats his disappointing sandwich.
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Chips hurls a brick at Andy from the roof of the building. Everyone is just learning to live with it.
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Oct 22, 2021 15:51
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Dwight notices Pam’s shame and sadness as her art showing at the local gallery goes incredibly poorly. Oscar is even overheard calling Pam a “third rate talent brought down to sixth by that boorish prankster she calls a sad excuse for a husband.” One of the pictures is a painting of the Dunder Mifflin office building. It’s even in a special frame, made by Jim. Dwight offers to buy it on the spot. As soon as the money changes hands, however, Jim runs out and mashes a button on the wall. A shredder hidden inside the picture frame begins to run, shredding the picture into bits almost halfway through. The joke is on Jim, however, as the stunt instantly makes Dwight’s new picture worth millions.
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Oct 22, 2021 15:55
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Everyone at the office is talking about the graffiti artist going around spray-painting "DWIGHT SUCKS" all over Scranton. The mysterious artist, known only as "Pranksy" quickly becomes a household name and "DWIGHT SUCKS" t-shirts become a hot ticket item. Dwight is determined to discover Pranky's identity but there are no leads. Jim, wearing a "DWIGHT SUCKS" t-shirt, spraypaints a smirking face on the lens of the camera.
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Oct 22, 2021 16:10
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Jim begins selling NFTs of the Scranton Branch. His most lucrative and popular series is the Daily Beets, a series of quirky beets based on beets brought in by Dwight. When Dwight objects to the commodification of his works, Jim responds by issuing a new Mustard Guy series.
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Oct 22, 2021 16:26
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Jim's pet monkey, Chips, leaves the room. Dwight sighs and braces himself. The moment Chips is out of sight, Jim starts asking loudly, "Where's Chips? Has anyone seen Chips?" Jim asks this constantly until Chips wanders back into the room with a banana he took from the break room. "Oh, there you are, Chips," says Jim. Chips mugs the camera and peels the banana with his feet.
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Oct 22, 2021 16:28
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Jim intentionally Freaky Fridays himself with his pet monkey, Chips. Nobody notices.
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Oct 22, 2021 16:33
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Jim replaces all of the coffee creamers in the office fridge with his own blend of sour cream and seltzer water. Dwight takes a big sip of his coffee while Jim mugs for the camera.
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Oct 22, 2021 17:19
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The entire office is enlisted by Michael to act in the much-awaited sequel to Threat Level Midnight. Michael hires a film production crew from a local union, but they eventually walk off the set due to the confusing and unsafe nature of the production. Michael is forced to hire scabs in order to complete filming. It’s time for Dwight’s big scene as Samuel the robot butler, and Jim goes over to his trailer to let him know. Jim knocks on the door, and opens it to find Dwight sitting in-costume, in deep contemplation. After Jim asks what’s wrong, Dwight confides in him that as a supporter of labor rights, he’s a bit perturbed about having to work with scabs, and thinks he should be doing more to show his support for the union. Jim nods in agreement, tells Dwight he completely understands his concerns, and reveals to him that he has an idea on how to draw attention to the issue, and that they “should talk about it after the shooting.” Dwight agrees, and thanks Jim for the talk. “By the way, I picked up the prop gun you need for the next scene from the prop master,” Jim mentions as he hands Dwight the prop gun. Dwight thanks him again, and heads out of the trailer to film his next scene. Jim stays behind in the trailer, and mugs the camera as a gunshot and screaming is heard outside.
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Oct 22, 2021 23:07
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Jim fills the salt shaker with sugar. "Want some—snort—SALT, Dwight?" asks Jim, barely able to contain his glee. "Sure, thank Jim," says Dwight. "Then go get it!" hollers Jim, hucking the sugar-filled saltshaker out the window, forgetting what his original prank was supposed to be. "Real mature, Jim," says Dwight. Jim mugs the camera, unaware that he completely lost track of what he was supposed to be doing.
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Oct 23, 2021 16:13
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Jim fills the salt shake with sugar, and holds up the salt and sugar containers. "I see you're cooking, Dwight! Want some Saltan Sugar?" "Did you say salt and sugar or Saltan Sugar?" "WHAT DOES IT MATTER!?" "Saltan is the Korean word for sugar, I take Taekwondo. You have two containers of sugar don't you?" "Wrong!" Jim shouts and smashes the salt shaker on the ground, releasing an Arch fiend from the Ninth Circle of hell whose name is Sugar
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Oct 24, 2021 02:09
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Jim shows up to work in character as "Jimvira, Mistress of Pranks" and cracks wise about Dwight all day instead of getting any work done. Every time Dwight tries to object, he's too distracted and embarrassed by Jim's prosthetic breasts to fully formulate a sentence.
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Oct 24, 2021 04:35
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Jim fills the saltshaker with syrup. He fills a bowl with syrup. He fills a small cooking pan with syrup. There's syrup leaking from the ceiling. The building groans. It's submerged beneath a river of syrup. There's been a terrible accident at the Scranton syrup factory. "I'm so sorry about this, guys!" says Jim for the hundredth time. "I was just trying to prank Dwight." Stanley has a diabetic episode.
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Oct 24, 2021 15:23
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Jim eats a raw beet from the grocery store and gets salmonella, prompting a nationwide beet panic. Dwight is ruined. "I dipped the beet in raw chicken water," explains Jim in a rare bathroom confessional.
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Oct 24, 2021 17:46
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Jim rips a nasty beet fart and blames it on Dwight.
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Oct 24, 2021 18:47
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There is a children's picture book about The Office. I was checking in books at my library and found a copy in the book drop. It's actually pretty cute and filled with Office memes. They also made sure to include a talking heads section where Jim and Pam complain about Michael ("World's Best Line Leader") and Jim gets to be pointlessly cruel.
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Oct 25, 2021 17:59
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Jim asks Dwight "remember when we were all kids at elementary school together?" The air begins to ripple and against Dwight's will, he suddenly finds himself reliving a vivid memory of childhood with Jim, Pam, Michael and even Kelly Kapoor, despite the fact that NONE of them attended any education together and, in fact, had never met one another prior to their employment at Dunder Mifflin. Meanwhile back in the present, everyone in the office is passed out on the floor due to a severe gas leak caused by Jim sabotaging the gas valve. In the hallucination, Child Jim mugs the child cameraman (the documentary crew are also in the flashback)
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Oct 25, 2021 21:46
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A burly, mustached, intense-looking man walks into the office, looking quite perturbed and confused. After wandering around for a short bit, he ends up sitting at Jim’s seat. Dwight asks him to identify himself, and he introduces himself as Ron Swanson. He explains that “some kind of floppy-haired weirdo” suddenly popped into his office, and told him that the both of them were gonna take part in a “sitcom cultural exchange.” The next thing he knew, he suddenly found himself in front of Dunder-Mifflin. Dwight apologizes for his colleague’s bizarre trickery, and helps Ron get settled into his hopefully temporary role at Jim’s desk. The two get along at first, due to their shared workman’s spirit and rural roots. However, Dwight mentions his beet farm, which prompts Ron to call beets “a garbage food for hippies.” Dwight immediately turns sour toward the guest, and silently gets back to work as the two completely ignore each other for the rest of the day. Meanwhile, in a newly-opened park in Pawnee, IN, a distraught and horrified Leslie Knope watches helplessly as all the sprinklers turn on and spray diarrhea everywhere. Jim watches his handiwork gleefully from the bushes. “Oh hey, you guys have these too!” Jim remarks as he turns his attention to the camera, mugging it as bits of diarrhea splash on his face. The Awesomesaurus fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Oct 26, 2021 |
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Oct 26, 2021 03:55
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Jim flushes Dwight's Sega Genesis controller down the toilet.
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Oct 26, 2021 21:05
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Ross, Rachel, Joey, Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are splashing and frolicking in a fountain. Suddenly, the water turns dark brown, and a horrible smell spreads as the fountain becomes fouled with a sickening effluvium. Jim walks out, sits in the couch, and mugs the camera.
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Oct 26, 2021 21:18
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Jim walks into a bar in Philadelphia and starts talking shop with Danny DeVito
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Oct 26, 2021 23:33
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"Whats the DEAL...with BALLOON boy?!" Jerry says, mugging an empty, dark comedy club that has obviously not seen an audience in years. "What is THE DEAL...with..balloon...boy?" He asks again to the darkness. "What..what is..." Jerry falls face first onto a pasta likeness of himself. Jim, operating the lone spotlight in the club, mugs to the camera
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Oct 26, 2021 23:44
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Jim hires Colin Robinson, an energy vampire from Staten Island, to pose as a warehouse worker named Nate, so that he can suck the life-force out of the show in its final seasons. Jim’s eyes glow blue as he mugs the camera.
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Jim turns to Dwight and says, “Hey Dwight, remember the time you were a member of the BK Kid’s Club?” A sudden snap cut edit places Dwight in a group of ethnically diverse children named Snaps, Kid Vid, Lingo, I/Q, Wheels, and Boomer. Reality snaps back. Dwight is shrieking on the floor, the sudden smash cut having destroyed his grasp on reality.
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Oct 27, 2021 00:06
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jim arranges for dwight to be sacrificed by druids, as a prank
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Gatto Grigio posted:Jim hires Colin Robinson, an energy vampire from Staten Island, to pose as a warehouse worker named Nate, so that he can suck the life-force out of the show in its final seasons. RIP Colin Robinson
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:jim arranges for dwight to be sacrificed by druids, as a prank Dwight turns the tables when he solves their mystery, though
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Jim denies mankind salvation by traveling through time, abducting the Christ Child, and raising him to be a smug, mugging pranktheist.
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Jim digs up bodies from the Scranton cemetery and stitches them together. When lightning strikes the wire he placed at the top of the office building, up from the dead rises his creation Prankenstein
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Dwight realizes he can go work at Charles Miner's company and be safe. Jim turns into a nerd around Miner, he has no pranking power. Charles Miner is Jim's kryptonite. So Dwight sends his resume to Charles Miner. Charles Miner doesn't look at it
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Jim opens the door to the conference room, only to have a bucket of water fall on him. He's drenched. Everyone in the office bursts out laughing as he sputters in shock. "GOD DAMMIT CHIPS!" he yells. "GOD loving DAMMIT!! THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE BREAK ROOM DOOR!!" The laughter gets louder. Chips looks at Jim quizzically. Jim, getting more and more upset, stomps to Chips and starts swatting him with a manila folder. "YOU STUPID loving PIECE OF poo poo!!" His blows get stronger and he yells louder. "gently caress YOU" he screams, tears running down his cheeks. Chips flips the gently caress out and leaps to Jim's face, a flurry of teeth. Time skip a couple days later. A stone faced Pam is addressing the camera. "Yeah. So Jim actually had a living will stipulating that he didn't want to 'live without his dick'. So we're pulling the plug." At the funeral, Dwight looks directly at the camera and smirks.
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Lmao chips is a breakout character
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Michael calls the office into the conference room to listen to an hour of poetry dedicated to his recently departed pet hamster that died from getting squished on the bacon griddle Michael keeps by his bed. Jim leans over to Dwight and says, "This is worse than the time that swarm of bees got loose in the office!" Setting up a cutaway gag to the gang in the office dealing with a swarm of bees. Unfortunately, they never actually had to deal with a swarm of bees in the office, which forces the documentary crew to call everyone in on the weekend to shoot footage of everyone fighting off a swarm of bees so they can splice in the cutaway footage. Meredith is allergic to bees and must be taken to the hospital.
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poisonpill posted:At this point in the thread: Jim appears in many guises, but he can always be known by his floppy hair and smug smirk.
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One seemingly normal day in the office, Chips the monkey walks in and sits at Jim’s desk. He is dressed perfectly as Jim with wrinkled business casual clothes and his collar unbuttoned. His little monkey head even has floppy hair on top, and his monkey face is smirking. Dwight ignores this, and continues working. Eventually, Dwight’s pen runs out of ink. He’s about to head back to the supply closet to get another, but Chips casually slides a new pen over to him. By the end of the day, Chips and Dwight are working as a dynamic sales team, closing a record day of productivity without any pranks. In the confessional Dwight admits that he was cautious at first. “I didn’t know if Jim had uploaded his brain into a monkey, or transported me into a universe where monkeys rule the earth again, or what. But Chips and I had a great day!” Jim has been waiting folded up inside the photocopier for twelve hours. At 7:00 pm, the cameraman catches him crawling out of the now ruined machine to rub a Charlie horse out of his legs. “I spent all day waiting for Dwight to say “monkey”, so I could spring out and say “Stop monkeying around” and then switch places with Chips,” he explains, “but the right time never came. Oh well! I’ll try again tomorrow!” Jim limps slowly out of the office.
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Oct 29, 2021 09:01
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Jim coldly and brutally suffocates Chips with a roll of duct tape after Chips becomes far more popular than him around the office.
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 that's just cruel
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it was a troubling episode to watch, but jim had his reasons
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“I refuse to play second banana,” says Jim coldly, as he turns from his grisly task. Just the , Chips walks in like nothing happened and holds out his hand to shake. Reluctantly Jim takes it, but is shocked by a hand buzzer. That’s when Jim realized that he was now in a world of endless funny pranks for Chips to play on Jim
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Jim comes to work dressed as a clown to prank Dwight. Chips is already there, capering in a clown suit as Dwight wipes banana cream pie off his glasses. "Good one, Chips!" says Dwight, delighted by the prank. Chips mugs the camera as Jim seethes.
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