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Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Venmo will now let you convert your balance into crypto, as well

Venmo gave me $25 if I bought $25 worth of crypto. So now I own $25 worth of litecoin that is now worth $32. I'm putting crypto day trader on my resume.

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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
I have to wonder how these more established internet banks are handling crypto. There's no way they're not doing it through a third party who holds it for you. Defeating the entire point of crypto by centralizing it, because that is the only way to make bitcoin accessible to the layman.

Had a client ask us if I would run crypto holdings past our analysts and I didn't even bother to ask. I just called him up a few days later and said "We ran it past our insurers and unfortunately we can only own it for you if you give it to us, which is something we won't do as advisors."

Like if you make up business speak and flatter the bitcoin people they're just happy to be taken seriously.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

DaveSauce posted:

This is... exactly where I'm at right now. Fiat is useful because we all agree that it's useful. Gold/silver/whatever backed currencies are useful because... we all agree that gold/silver/whatever is useful.

There are basically four reasons why BTC people are gung ho about it:

#1: NO TAXES!!!!! I.e. they're extreme gently caress-you-got-mine Libertarians who just want to hide their money and somehow think Bitcoin is a better "store of value" than, say, art, diamonds or gold.

#2: While not being backed by anything physical(they're often still VERY angry about the removal of the gold standard, which was objectively a genius move, economically), Bitcoin does the next-best thing, which is that there's a theoretical upper limit to the amount that can be printed, and these people are extremely terrified of the idea that the government can just "print more" currency and devalue what they already have, because they're morons.

#3: They don't understand the difference between anonymous and pseudonymous transactions and think they can buy illegal drugs and child porn and no one will ever catch them.

#4: They've correctly identified the whole thing as a pyramid scheme but expect that they're going to be the one ending up on top of the pyramid with all the money from the suckers below.

Proposition Castle
Aug 9, 2004
Witty message goes here.
Even if there's only ever going to be 21 million bitcoins I thought one of their selling points was infinite divisibility. Much like JPow you just need to keep adding zeroes and it feels like you're back to inflation.

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


It's also only a cap of 21 million unless the oligopoly of mining cartels decides to raise the cap.

FateFree
Nov 14, 2003

I would have been rich 10 times over if it wasn't for this forum making GBS threads on btc

Chaotic Flame
Jun 1, 2009

So...


Or you'd be broke because you got exit scammed by one of the MANY exchanges that disappeared into the night or hacked or...

DaveSauce
Feb 15, 2004

Oh, how awkward.

Chaotic Flame posted:

Or you'd be broke because you got exit scammed by one of the MANY exchanges that disappeared into the night or hacked or...

This. It's this. Always this.

I was super close to buying BTC back when it was first a big news thing at around $200. Then I remembered that whenever I think something is a good idea, I should do the opposite.

I probably would have sold when it jumped soon after to $2000 or whatever. Would have been a tidy profit, still, but I'd be kicking myself for not holding on longer.

Did the same thing with GME. Very nearly bought when it was $40, but there was no valid reason for it and I recognized it was a pump and dump. Didn't figure it'd go to $300, but I'm sure I would have sold before it reached $100.

I know better than to get involved in this crap. I see it as a scam, and I know that the instant I think that I'll walk away in the black then I know everyone else is thinking the same thing and I'd end up just another bag holder. Maybe I give others too much credit, but I know the one time I try it it's going to end poorly.

DaveSauce fucked around with this message at 13:00 on Oct 26, 2021

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Meanwhile, I can't understand why Citi keeps trying to get me to convert points on my DoubleCash card from cash back to ThankYou™ Points, which are worth the same amount per dollar but more restricted in how they can be used. No thanks, I'll pass on your generous offer.

I'm sure it has to do with affiliate marketing and partnerships, but still.

Source4Leko
Jul 25, 2007


Dinosaur Gum

FateFree posted:

I would have been rich 10 times over if it wasn't for this forum making GBS threads on btc

I'd have either sold at 10 bucks or have been scammed out of it all and my identity and all my savings probably. I'm way up on lmaos so I consider it a win.

Dik Hz
Feb 22, 2004

Fun with Science

Chaotic Flame posted:

Or you'd be broke because you got exit scammed by one of the MANY exchanges that disappeared into the night or hacked or...
Likely.

Also, the problem with making high-risk investments is knowing when to stop. Even if you had made a million on bitcoin and successfully evaded all the scams, (highly unlikely) you would have also had to avoid investing in all equally risky memes at the time that didn't pay out.

Saying you missed a big payday with a risky investment that you got warned out of ignores the 20 losses you also would have taken if you engaged in risk-taking behavior. Saying that you would have taken the profitable investment and missed all the bad ones is hubris. If you had the foresight to discriminate between the two, you wouldn't be online looking for bitcoin tips.

Dik Hz fucked around with this message at 13:28 on Oct 26, 2021

Source4Leko
Jul 25, 2007


Dinosaur Gum

Dik Hz posted:

Likely.

Also, the problem with making high-risk investments is knowing when to stop. Even if you had made a million on bitcoin and successfully evaded all the scams, (highly unlikely) you would have also had to avoid investing in all equally risky memes at the time that didn't pay out.

Saying you missed a big payday with a risky investment that you got warned out of ignores the 20 losses you also would have taken if you engaged in risk-taking behavior. Saying that you would have taken the profitable investment and missed all the bad ones is hubris. If you had the foresight to discriminate between the two, you wouldn't be online looking for bitcoin tips.

I've posted this before I think but my Dad got into futures with his father around 2000. Grandpa was somewhat wealthy (2,000,000 in portfolio assets or so), they doubled their money by early 2003, and by August that year had lost everything except their houses to the point where I had to take out loans for college. Like had to sell physical gold grandpa had been hoarding to cover shorting stocks. People think they know when to stop and take profits when they start but few seem to actually be able to do it. Grandpa died essentially penniless.

Edit: lost everything in less than a month playing the oil markets in the run up to the Iraq war. I've thought about writing out the whole story as a parable of greed honestly it was insane to just sit back and watch/ experience it all happening.

Source4Leko fucked around with this message at 13:39 on Oct 26, 2021

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Dik Hz posted:

Likely.

Also, the problem with making high-risk investments is knowing when to stop. Even if you had made a million on bitcoin and successfully evaded all the scams, (highly unlikely) you would have also had to avoid investing in all equally risky memes at the time that didn't pay out.

Saying you missed a big payday with a risky investment that you got warned out of ignores the 20 losses you also would have taken if you engaged in risk-taking behavior. Saying that you would have taken the profitable investment and missed all the bad ones is hubris. If you had the foresight to discriminate between the two, you wouldn't be online looking for bitcoin tips.

A gambler will always brag about his wins and perfect hindsight.

Dik Hz
Feb 22, 2004

Fun with Science

Speaking of such, I found out a guy I used to manage won a million bucks in the lottery a couple weeks ago.

He definitely needs and deserves the money, so I'm happy for him. But I wonder how much he spent go there.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


I don't know how much lottery tickets are in the US, but I think in the UK if you played the same numbers on the national lottery every draw since it launched (around 1997, adding second and third weekly draws that've been added as well as price increase from £1 to £2 per line) and won nothing you'd be about £3000 or so down at this point. That's actually not as high as I was expecting, though I'd assume given how crazy some Americans get about lotteries (based entirely off sitcom lottery plots) it'd be a higher number there.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

YOUR UNCOOL NIECE
May 6, 2007

Kanga-Rat Murder Society

Source4Leko posted:

Edit: lost everything in less than a month playing the oil markets in the run up to the Iraq war. I've thought about writing out the whole story as a parable of greed honestly it was insane to just sit back and watch/ experience it all happening.

Write it straight into this thread/my veins please

Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi

Dik Hz posted:

Likely.

Also, the problem with making high-risk investments is knowing when to stop. Even if you had made a million on bitcoin and successfully evaded all the scams, (highly unlikely) you would have also had to avoid investing in all equally risky memes at the time that didn't pay out.

Saying you missed a big payday with a risky investment that you got warned out of ignores the 20 losses you also would have taken if you engaged in risk-taking behavior. Saying that you would have taken the profitable investment and missed all the bad ones is hubris. If you had the foresight to discriminate between the two, you wouldn't be online looking for bitcoin tips.

I need to figure out a way to tattoo this on my forehead so I can read it every time I read about bitcoin going up in value.

Source4Leko
Jul 25, 2007


Dinosaur Gum

YOUR UNCOOL NIECE posted:

Write it straight into this thread/my veins please

K all I need is one just post to post. Might not be quick but I'll write it up and dump it in here sometime.

DaveSauce
Feb 15, 2004

Oh, how awkward.

Residency Evil posted:

I need to figure out a way to tattoo this on my forehead so I can read it every time I read about bitcoin going up in value.

easy, just do the diamond hands or rocket emojis. Timeless reminder of the sort of idiots getting roped in to this crap.

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


njsykora posted:

I don't know how much lottery tickets are in the US, but I think in the UK if you played the same numbers on the national lottery every draw since it launched (around 1997, adding second and third weekly draws that've been added as well as price increase from £1 to £2 per line) and won nothing you'd be about £3000 or so down at this point. That's actually not as high as I was expecting, though I'd assume given how crazy some Americans get about lotteries (based entirely off sitcom lottery plots) it'd be a higher number there.

It's roughly that in the US as well, but people who buy lottery tickets tend to buy more than one per drawing. That number lost goes way up when you're buying 10+ tickets 2-3 times a week.

It's something like the average American spends ~$200 a year on lottery tickets, but that number is skewed in such a way that if you pick any five people, four of them spend like $20 annually and one spends $1000.

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Source4Leko posted:

I've posted this before I think but my Dad got into futures with his father around 2000. Grandpa was somewhat wealthy (2,000,000 in portfolio assets or so), they doubled their money by early 2003, and by August that year had lost everything except their houses to the point where I had to take out loans for college. Like had to sell physical gold grandpa had been hoarding to cover shorting stocks. People think they know when to stop and take profits when they start but few seem to actually be able to do it. Grandpa died essentially penniless.

Edit: lost everything in less than a month playing the oil markets in the run up to the Iraq war. I've thought about writing out the whole story as a parable of greed honestly it was insane to just sit back and watch/ experience it all happening.

Same thing happened to my old man, but not quite that catastrophic. More like a 6-month millionaire before his dot-com investments regressed to the mean.

SpartanIvy
May 18, 2007
Hair Elf

Bones Worth Moving: I'm investing in crypt currency

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


PurpleXVI posted:

There are basically four reasons why BTC people are gung ho about it:

#1: NO TAXES!!!!! I.e. they're extreme gently caress-you-got-mine Libertarians who just want to hide their money and somehow think Bitcoin is a better "store of value" than, say, art, diamonds or gold.

#2: While not being backed by anything physical(they're often still VERY angry about the removal of the gold standard, which was objectively a genius move, economically), Bitcoin does the next-best thing, which is that there's a theoretical upper limit to the amount that can be printed, and these people are extremely terrified of the idea that the government can just "print more" currency and devalue what they already have, because they're morons.

#3: They don't understand the difference between anonymous and pseudonymous transactions and think they can buy illegal drugs and child porn and no one will ever catch them.

#4: They've correctly identified the whole thing as a pyramid scheme but expect that they're going to be the one ending up on top of the pyramid with all the money from the suckers below.

Imagine hutz business card dot jpg

No Scams, Taxes, Profits

No, Scams, Taxes, ^lost Profits

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer

Source4Leko posted:

K all I need is one just post to post. Might not be quick but I'll write it up and dump it in here sometime.

:justpost:

Chaotic Flame
Jun 1, 2009

So...


Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

quote:

quote:

The entire stock market could be described as a Ponzi scheme in my opinion. It’s a trading market.

So your gains are effectively offloaded to someone else.

You're getting downvoted, but it is true. Every dollar that was put into the market when it started is still there and we have just been trading them back and forth for a hundred years. As soon as someone decides to pull it out, then there will be nothing left and the house of cards collapses.

quote:

The stockmarket is a pyramid scheme. If you don't see that, you're too invested to realize it. Bitcoin is a flat line scheme. No man is greater than another in bitcoin and that is why they fear it.

quote:

People saying bitcoin is worthless are either jealous or paid off. I mean.... it's definitely paid out. It's like the best performing asset ever.

quote:

Explain how bitcoin has no value. What gives something value? If society collapses, then bitcoin, gold, dollars, and euros are all equally worthless. Bitcoin can at least be put in cold storage and booted back up when society rebuild and starts the blockchain again. Paper degrades.

quote:

"According to a new study from the National Bureau of Economic Research (NBER) via Bloomberg, the top 10,000 individual Bitcoin investors control roughly one third of the cryptocurrency in circulation."

Is this really that bad? Wait til you hear about USD

quote:

FUDsters still pretending it’s a speculative asset despite it being a literal legal currency in El Salvador and a payment method used by millions upon millions globally…and basically every company at this point…

quote:

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It is a speculative asset, dude just look at how volatile it is. Normal currencies don’t act like that and it’s bad for a currency to act like that.

It is not a speculative asset, it is a literal national currency lmao.

And yes, BTC, like all assets younger than 13 years old is volatile. It’s also the fastest growing asset in all of human history.

Plenty of currencies act like that actually, except those are rapidly deflating currencies that steal peoples value whereas anyone who’s ever held BTC for more than two years has gained money.

quote:

Bitcoin has a public ledger while USD does not.

quote:

I know a 35 year old who has no 401k or retirement or savings. He plows everything he earns into Bitcoin.

quote:

quote:

85% of Bitcoin is owned by 2% of accounts, from a year ago.

So? I'd say that only 2% of the population could be considered geniuses. Are they bad?

quote:

quote:

85% of Bitcoin is owned by 2% of accounts, from a year ago.

Well how could it be a large group every article is telling people don’t invest or it’s a scam while the ones who say invest get laughed at

quote:

Anything can be a small group. small group? …. A small group of the word population would still be in the 100’s of millions…

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I’m not libertarian but i bitcoin…

Some people are in it for the gambling.

quote:

quote:

Nope, if i wanted to gamble I would buy shib.

You're SO close to getting it.

quote:

Please, humor me. Let's hear your reasons why Shib is a gamble.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


I'm not sure I'd hold up El Salvador as a premier example of Bitcoin's real world use.

drk
Jan 16, 2005

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

FUDsters still pretending it’s a speculative asset despite it being a literal legal currency in El Salvador and a payment method used by millions upon millions globally…and basically every company at this point…

Is there even a single company in the, say, S&P 500 that takes bitcoin as a payment method?

Nighthand
Nov 4, 2009

what horror the gas

quote:

And yes, BTC, like all assets younger than 13 years old is volatile. 
:reddit:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

FateFree posted:

I would have been rich 10 times over if it wasn't for this forum making GBS threads on btc
On top of what everyone else has said, betting your life savings on black doesn't retroactively become a good decision if you get lucky and win. It was still a loving stupid decision, and the mindset that led you to do that is probably going to lose you everything you won within a few years because you have a track record of sinking your money into stupid risky poo poo.


quote:

Explain how bitcoin has no value. What gives something value? If society collapses, then bitcoin, gold, dollars, and euros are all equally worthless. Bitcoin can at least be put in cold storage and booted back up when society rebuild and starts the blockchain again. Paper degrades.
Paper degrades, unlike various forms of data storage, which never have unrecoverable failures. :pseudo:

quote:

Bitcoin has a public ledger while USD does not.
I know it's all cargo cult at this point, but despite loling at bitcoin for over a decade, I'm still not sure what benefit we're supposed to see from the public ledger of every transacation that's ever happened.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
easier to lol at crimes

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

therobit posted:

Y’all keep talking about wallets. Do you mean like, prison wallets?

I'd like to make a deposit

Rudager
Apr 29, 2008

drk posted:

Is there even a single company in the, say, S&P 500 that takes bitcoin as a payment method?

Even if they do, none of them use it as a currency, they don’t pay their creditors with the Bitcoin they get from their customers, they use it like a convoluted payment processor to instantly turn it into dollars, euro’s, pounds or whatever.

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I respect this person's energy and goals

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


https://twitter.com/CLE_Comrade/sta...ingawful.com%2F

Proposition Castle
Aug 9, 2004
Witty message goes here.
Are they making a HODL-Hajj?

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


ahh yes, bitcoin a thing related to a computer / digital infrastructure, is perfectly resilient in a societal collapse. This is certainly a very good and solid take. It is 100% better than gold or other items which will have zero value.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Proposition Castle posted:

Are they making a HODL-Hajj?

lmao

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Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012


njsykora posted:

I'm not sure I'd hold up El Salvador as a premier example of Bitcoin's real world use.

Safe to assume that's the only compliment they're capable of giving El Salvador before trailing off into an semi-intelligible string of slurs.

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