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Oh I suck also can't read etc etc. Well, that's a wrap for op enjoy the lawyer fees
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 07:15 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:I seriously wonder what the dudes in those religions are taught. Nothing at all, I am sure, about being a ripped up piece of garbage paper the more people you kiss. Nothing at all about purity. Maybe encouragement to wait until marriage, and then game loving on? My buddy and his girlfriend got caught joking around about condoms at youth group (someone ratted them out to the youth pastor) and he got a stern serious lecture about how the Lord wants us to wait and the sanctity of marriage and his gf was surrounded by 4 women (2 of whose 16-18yo daughters had already made them grandmas) absolutely screaming at her about degrading herself in the eyes of the church and how nobody would respect her or see her as anything but a dirty whore if she ever had sex even once. Fortunately they were 18 or so and they just stopped going to youth group and had safe sex and got married a few years later and lived happily ever after.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 07:34 |
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Evil Willow posted:
r/relationships: how can you LEGALLY not give me photos of ME
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 08:24 |
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Quackles posted:r/relationships: how can you LEGALLY not give me photos of ME As someone who works with freelancers, I truly hate this OP. Like, on a “the rings are coming off” way.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 08:42 |
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teen witch posted:As someone who works with freelancers, I truly hate this OP. Like, on a “the rings are coming off” way. OP posted:No other photographer will work with me! I tried everyone I could find but one of them said the photography community is pretty small and she posted about it in a fb group with my name is that slander? commenter posted:Not when it’s accurate.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 08:48 |
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AAAAA I gotta find the original as OP nuked it from orbit, she is so wrong wrong wrong on so many levels
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 08:49 |
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teen witch posted:AAAAA I gotta find the original as OP nuked it from orbit, she is so wrong wrong wrong on so many levels rareddit.com (eg just prepend "ra" to the original url) has it
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 09:04 |
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Getting professional boudoir pregnancy photos is for douchebags and belongs in the white people thread. My wife is currently pregnant and if I told her I sprung $500 on booking a photographer to take classy b/w photos of her holding her belly she would probably punch me in the face.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 09:20 |
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checks out, my sister got pregnancy boudoir photos and that bitch the whitest girl i know
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 09:34 |
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what did she name her kids
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 09:36 |
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I don’t think one race has ownership of pregnancy boudoir photos, barring they’re like, not with a big swastika on the womb or in grand wizard robes.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 09:36 |
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it's always been a yuppie waspy thing in my head
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 09:38 |
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AITA For not going to my moms Christmas party because my husband isn’t going to be invited?quote:I was talking to my mom on the phone a few days ago about random things. I always hosted Christmas at my house, but she told me she wanted to do it this year at her place. I was completely fine with it and I was happy she let me know in advanced.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 09:38 |
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Mx. posted:AITA For not going to my moms Christmas party because my husband isn’t going to be invited? It's coming with good intentions but if the idea is to get Katie to not think about how she doesn't have a father then this may not have the desired effect
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 09:43 |
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AITA for making GBS threads on the bed?quote:i have chronic ibs. i was eating dinner at a wedding with my partner who is aware of my condition. he kept on telling me to eat different foods because all the bread and cream sauce would make me sick. i was a little wasted, so i told him “no” and “gently caress off”. this escalated into an argument. later when we got home he brought up how i was disrespectful at the wedding. i farted in my pants and before i could get up to use the bathroom, poo poo out diarrhea all over the bed. he said “wtf dude”. i cried and then left left. he hasn’t come back yet. i texted him 39 times apologizing and still no response. AITA?
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 09:47 |
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kntfkr posted:AITA for making GBS threads on the bed? lol
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 09:50 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Did you miss last thread when an Irishman complained about a Karen they dealt with at work and another poster immediately identified the specific individual? The entire country’s one small town. That was me (irish woman btw) ! I did finally remember who the journalist was too, I must go and update the thread https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3980996
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 09:52 |
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Mx. posted:checks out, my sister got pregnancy boudoir photos and that bitch the whitest girl i know I misread this as "pregnancy boulder photos" initially and I will never be able to call them anything else again.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 09:58 |
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kntfkr posted:AITA for making GBS threads on the bed? Just the absolute worst person (the shitter, not the guy who presumably asked her to stop eating food that would poison her and got told to gently caress off)
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 10:00 |
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Given what pregnancy does to your body I'm not gonna begrudge someone for wanting to look pretty, though people can def get weird about it.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 10:05 |
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teen witch posted:As someone who works with freelancers, I truly hate this OP. Like, on a “the rings are coming off” way. Please tell me you're removing them in order to replace them with bigger, chunkier rings.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 11:00 |
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AITA for walking out on my boyfriend after he told me to do the dishes myself?quote:I (19 female) recently moved in with my boyfriend (20 male). Most of the expenses such as rent, food and furniture were paid from my money I've saved throughout my years in high school since it took some time for both of us to find a job.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 11:33 |
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teen witch posted:AAAAA I gotta find the original as OP nuked it from orbit, she is so wrong wrong wrong on so many levels Can you explain why you think you're entitled to show up early and get started early despite only paying for an hour of the two hour studio time? quote:The session cost was almost $600 and it has a list of what it includes. I was supposed to have a one hour session but I only got 25 minutes and she spent some of the studio time with someone else who was also paying! I paid for some one else’s time in the studio! She wouldn’t give me more time saying we had to vacate the studio by 12:30! How is that not her fault! Wait, did she send you the policies or not? quote:I should say she did send over the policies and I even looked at it because it had photos of the inside of the studio but I didn’t read anything I thought it was just more paperwork like her welcome packet and dos and donts thing she just didn’t specifically tell me kids weren’t allowed but it did say in the email quote:She did but I didn’t know they were policies because it said something like “welcome to honeycomb studios” and I only looked at the pictures to see what the studio looked like I didn’t read anything else she could have told me to read the whole email or given me the important parts separate Why would you bring your kid to a sexy photo shoot? quote:I didn’t even think about it because my kid has seen me naked all the time but the owner said that she doesn’t know for sure this is my kid which was just INSULTING of her and it’s a blanket policy and she doesn’t care if my kid has seen me naked because she hasn’t seen me posing prevocativly before but I just didn’t think about it and thought it would be fine
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 11:40 |
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She literally said that the photographer paid half the price for the studio so she’s not even right about that part either lmao
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 11:54 |
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purplestuffedworm posted:I misread this as "pregnancy boulder photos" initially and I will never be able to call them anything else again.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 12:02 |
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I want to see the pictures now just so I can see if I can see how stupid op is
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 13:29 |
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WARNING: Dead Pet Ahead! My [22 F] boyfriend's [22 M] brother [19M] is responsible for the death of his pet parrot, boyfriend will be home in a week and on the warpath. quote:My boyfriend "Roy" had a parrot that had been his grandfather's before Papa passed away. Roy and his Papa had been super close their whole lives, similar interests (including birds), and Roy gave up a lot of his time to help Papa as he got older, cumulating with Papa giving Roy his parrot when it got to the point that he couldn't take care of the bird himself. Because of this, that bird was incredibly important to Roy, more so after Papa died unexpectedly.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 14:02 |
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Zurtilik posted:WARNING: Dead Pet Ahead! I bet it was a rare Norwegian Blue parrot, too. RIP, avian homie.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 14:12 |
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Zurtilik posted:WARNING: Dead Pet Ahead! What you can do is go ahead and find a nice place to hide the brother’s body.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 14:15 |
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Zurtilik posted:WARNING: Dead Pet Ahead! Let Roy kill the worthless load and then help him dispose of the body. Everyone will be better off and it'll be a good bonding experience for the two of you. Edit: beaten like Chris should be.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 14:16 |
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Zurtilik posted:tl;dr: boyfriend's brother killed boyfriend's pet parrot that their grandfather gave him through negligence and boyfriend will be home in a week and is on a warpath, what can I do? Prepare a nice cool compress for Roy's knuckles.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 14:20 |
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I would entertain a swerve where dad hosed up, forgot the window, and finally finds some upside in raising a fuckup.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 14:22 |
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With a keen eye for details. ONE TRUTH WILL PREVAIL!
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 14:23 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:I bet it was a rare Norwegian Blue parrot, too. RIP, avian homie. Pining for the Fjords no longer.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 14:23 |
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He's just resting...
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 14:28 |
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for walking out on my boyfriend after he told me to do the dishes myself? Every. loving. Time. My unemployed AITA? DIPAC.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 14:31 |
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Lol at that boudoir rear end in a top hat for thinking they should have told her separately about anything important in the policies packet. The whole purpose of the packet is so they don't have to write tailored instructions for every session, which would take up enough time that they'd have to charge more. I'm planning a creative services business right now, and stories like this are exactly why I'm going to require a meeting to go over my process & policies. Evil Willow posted:AITA for walking out on my boyfriend after he told me to do the dishes myself? My boyfriend has everything else I need... except for a current job, respect for me, and respect for our shared space!
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 14:34 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Every. loving. Time. The comments on that one were depressing. OP kept reiterating that she wasn't going to dump him over a "pile of dishes". No matter how many times people pointed out that it wasn't about the dishes, she never listened. Well, she'll figure it out. Hopefully before she has a kid with him...
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 14:43 |
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deety posted:Lol at that boudoir rear end in a top hat for thinking they should have told her separately about anything important in the policies packet. The whole purpose of the packet is so they don't have to write tailored instructions for every session, which would take up enough time that they'd have to charge more. I recently hired a creative freelancer for a thing. The policies packet had a sentence "btw remember this code phrase form the contract". Then the contract itself had not only the "initial here to say you read the policies" box but asked for the code phrase from the policies packet. I thought it was a brilliant idea.
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# ? Oct 27, 2021 14:52 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 13:00 |
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Fiancee(27f) made new friends asked us to be swingers then cheated and asked me reclaim herquote:So my(25m) fiancee(27f) just moved to a new apartment and made friends with a couple who lived in the same block. One night while hanging out with me she asked me if I ever wondered about missing out on having other sexual partners beside her? I said no, why? Do you? She said well I wont lie, it has crossed my mind. I said well we got together young so a lot of people experience fomo. Do you want to break up? She said no, we could become swingers. Then she said that the new friends she made were swingers and how they say that its very fun and keeps their marriage exciting and strong. I said its not for me, and it will never be for me. So you have to make call here if you can live our monogamous lifestyle or not? She said it was just a fantasy, we should be allowed to confess to our fantasies even if we are not going to act on it. I said fair enough. Jesus Christ. This for some reason reminded me of my bio-father telling me a couple years ago about his failed marriage with my step-mother and then ending the story with "But I want you to know that poly relationships can still work, if you're both considering that." and I told him "I think this proves that outside of very specific circumstances they very much do not, and also my gf (now fiancée) and I are not considering that whatsoever. I don't have enough attention or patience for more than one person at a time."
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