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tgacon
Mar 22, 2009

frankenfreak posted:

Can't sleep, shark will eat me

Sounds like an important life lesson

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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Baby, shark doo doo, doo doo doo doo

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

tgacon posted:

Sounds like an important life lesson

Not really, odds are pretty slim it will ever come up.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/JohnHinckley20/status/1452355248018886670

https://twitter.com/DEVO/status/1453327419897696257

The fight of the century!

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



John Hinckley has unexpectedly become an incredible poster.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Kenning posted:

John Hinckley has unexpectedly become an incredible poster.

Normally you'd say he just doesn't miss but...

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

Lobok posted:

Normally you'd say he just doesn't miss but...

i'm too lazy to check but are people in clowning on him in replies for not having parodied old ronnie to a permanent end? i think it'd be funny for him to have to defend his actions from the perspective of the attempt having failed

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

i'm too lazy to check but are people in clowning on him in replies for not having parodied old ronnie to a permanent end? i think it'd be funny for him to have to defend his actions from the perspective of the attempt having failed

it's straight up 50/50 between 'this is actually WB's issue not the band's' and https://twitter.com/JimmyTrillstein/status/1452488928104046592

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆
He didn't try to kill Reagan for political reasons though. He was just deeply delusional and thought assassinating the president of the United States would make him famous enough to get with the actress he was obsessed with / stalking.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

No time like the present~

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

He didn't try to kill Reagan for political reasons though. He was just deeply delusional and thought assassinating the president of the United States would make him famous enough to get with the actress he was obsessed with / stalking.

Means to an end

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

He didn't try to kill Reagan for political reasons though. He was just deeply delusional and thought assassinating the president of the United States would make him famous enough to get with the actress he was obsessed with / stalking.

The medium is the message

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/weed_mouse/status/1453462789264138243?s=21

EVERY GAME I OPEN PALM SLAM THE DARK KNIGHT INTO MY DVD PLAYER

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Yeah let's not stan a stalker here. If he'd known where jodie foster lived he probably would have shot her.

I mean, yeah, covid killed herman cain but that doesn't mean you should follow it on twitter

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
It’s been thirty years, whatever your opinion on the dude doesn’t really matter

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



I'm glad I'm going to a punk festival this weekend, as it finally gives me the opportunity to wear my Goon designed John Hinckley T-shirt which I realized might not be appropriate for the workplace.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Skwirl posted:

Not really, odds are pretty slim it will ever come up.

think we've got a shark here

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Yeah let's not stan a stalker here.
More followers he gets, the greater the chances of the OG stan getting his own stan, who'd do something drastic to impress him.


And then it's turtles all the way down.

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters

minato posted:

More followers he gets, the greater the chances of the OG stan getting his own stan, who'd do something drastic to impress him.


And then it's turtles all the way down.

I mean, this happens frequently with serial killers.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

christmas boots posted:

The medium is the message

Hot and cold media? More like spicy and icy media, amirite?

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan


This favorite came up in conversation today

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



CharlestheHammer posted:

It’s been thirty years, whatever your opinion on the dude doesn’t really matter

im a big fan of the guy who killed hitler

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://twitter.com/Rose0fthorns/status/1452787483297697800

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Yeah let's not stan a stalker here. If he'd known where jodie foster lived he probably would have shot her.

I mean, yeah, covid killed herman cain but that doesn't mean you should follow it on twitter

do you think he's gonna do it again

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/_love_holly_/status/1453204557455052802

freemandela
Apr 18, 2007


that's the off brand flametongue kavu you get in the fun size candy

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

I wonder how many hours he spent polishing the shark to make it as smooth as possible...

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


freemandela posted:

that's the off brand flametongue kavu you get in the fun size candy

Ain’t nothing fun about less candy

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/Monstrous_Rick/status/1316886068428480512?s=20

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/SaeedDiCaprio/status/1453338552973119491

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Yeah let's not stan a stalker here. If he'd known where jodie foster lived he probably would have shot her.

I mean, yeah, covid killed herman cain but that doesn't mean you should follow it on twitter

Maybe you just need to know a different side of him:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb3G0VscT6o

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/NanoRaptor/status/1453650909838200832

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Atticus_1354 posted:

gently caress off with the fake poo poo, how about you try to cross a teamster picket line and see how far you get you scab fuckface

i work for a loving living and i'm happy to see people finally standing up for themselves, if you're going to snipe from a flying elevator, lets see where you stand and what candyman to whom you're first oompa loompa why not

what

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

He’s posting as an Oompa Loompa

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters
Cross the oompa picket line and you're going to find yourself in the chocolate river with some lollipop shoes.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Oompa-loompa doopity doo,
If you cross us
They will never find you.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

ultrafilter posted:

Oompa-loompa doopity doo,
If you cross us
They will never find you.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

ultrafilter posted:

Oompa-loompa doopity doo,
If you cross us
They will never find you.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Frank Frank posted:

He’s posting as an Oompa Loompa

that's what i was having trouble parsing

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Mar 27, 2010

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ultrafilter posted:

Oompa-loompa doopity doo,
If you cross us
They will never find you.

Jesus, inevitably goons are awful at poetic meter, and you were just inches away from

They'll never find you

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