Fantastic Foreskin posted:

What (if anything) happened to CLAM DOWN (mod of IYG I just noticed was modless)?

Cream-of-Plenty posted:

I’d like to hear more about enpenised goon sagas however.

Antivehicular posted:

The current Ask/Tell sex Q&A thread had a guy come in and write a lengthy trip report about wearing a silk bag over his penis as a fake foreskin, and how great it was for restoring sensitivity or something? I'm on my phone and can't really go spelunking for the post right now, but it's a good Goon Dick Saga. Same dude had a lot of really stupid questions in that thread, unsurprisingly enough.

Fantastic Foreskin posted:

What (if anything) happened to CLAM DOWN (mod of IYG I just noticed was modless)?

The Shortest Path posted:

He retired to spend more time posting about how bad video games he doesn't like are, as far as I can tell

Fantastic Foreskin posted:

What (if anything) happened to CLAM DOWN (mod of IYG I just noticed was modless)?

CLAM DOWN posted:

I had emails implicating Hillary Clinton.

CLAM DOWN posted:

I had emails implicating Hillary Clinton.

Antivehicular posted:

The current Ask/Tell sex Q&A thread had a guy come in and write a lengthy trip report about wearing a silk bag over his penis as a fake foreskin, and how great it was for restoring sensitivity or something? I'm on my phone and can't really go spelunking for the post right now, but it's a good Goon Dick Saga. Same dude had a lot of really stupid questions in that thread, unsurprisingly enough.

shelley posted:

the dick sock poster starts off here and there are just an incredible few pages after that where he argues with people about the merits of constantly wearing a silk sock on one’s dick

Qubee posted:

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I went and got myself a Manhood cover. It arrived in time to start wearing it on the 1st of October. I've worn it religiously every day since then.

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My dick became noticeably smoother too, and it was shocking just how conditioned I was to seeing my dick so dry and leathery looking and never thinking much of it, the smoothness stuck out. If I didn't wear the Manhood for 30 minutes, my skin would start looking very dry and dark and leathery, to the point where I thought it'd peel off.

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It's also insane how easier it is to actually have sex, my dick won't suck the moisture out of her in one minute,

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I've also noticed a penis smell that I never used to have before, and for a few weeks I was washing religiously and it'd just be back after an hour or so.

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I didn't think that'd be something I'd ever deal with. So I guess the hard keratinized skin is breaking off on my glans and exposing the mucous membrane thing, or??? I don't know. Is this something you guys have?

Final note on progress: I used to be able to roughly dry with a towel after a shower, and I'd be able to run my nail along the head or shaft and it wouldn't hurt. Now, I need to dab with a towel otherwise it's painfully sensitive. I've also accidentally clipped it with a nail whilst swinging my hand and it's painful when that happens, whereas in the past, I wouldn't even register it.

The Saddest Rhino posted:

this website allows me to read some of the best sentences in the world

enpenised sentences

The Saddest Rhino posted:

this website allows me to read some of the best sentences in the world

enpenised sentences

MarcusSA posted:

If you criticize something I like and or agree with you are a chud.

pentyne posted:

Its like watching a tech bro try to rediscover sterilization. Goon gave himself a UTI from not cleaning his dick sock in his quest to...make himself so sensitive that a light tap almost drops him on his rear end?

sexpig by night posted:

hey my uncle really did a hack job on my hog and now I gently caress with one of those grower sponge dinosaurs, goons help???

Antivehicular posted:

This can only end in a tearful conversation with his parents where they admit his uncle accidentally chopped his dick off and they had it replaced with a sea-cucumber-based prosthetic, sourced directly from Innsmouth

BRB, pitching HP Fuckcraft's The Donger Out of Space to SyFy

Qubee posted:

I went when I was 16 years old (a decade ago) complaining about lack of sensitivity and that it just felt like a piece of wood.

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My parents kept trying to get me to talk to my uncle about it as he's the one who performed the circumcision, but I didn't. He's gung-ho religious so no poo poo he probably took as much off as he could.

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NSFW Fun fact, it's held closed with velcro and when I first started, I could rub the scratchy bit of velcro on my skin and not flinch, but now if I accidentally brush the velcro on my skin, that can be painful.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Hug in a Can posted:

Thanks for showing us your dick, this is what we all wanted on Monday, and helps us, somehow, to understand where you're coming from

Qubee posted:

Saw a doc at sixteen, he just looked at my junk and poked it and said it looked fine, I don't understand how it would be different going at 26.

Qubee posted:

Anyways, unless things start burning / itching / hurting / discharging, I'm not going to the doc, cause right now it's a case of saying "Hey doc, I used to not be able to feel my penis and couldn't climax no matter what. It was also very dry-looking, but now I wear a small silken sock, and sensitivity is at a good place and I'm feeling fulfilled and happy in the bedroom, I think my girlfriend has started coming onto me more often because it no longer takes me an age to get off. Oh, my penis reflects light off it's head like a polished doorknob now, what should I do?".

Qubee posted:

No that's literally every circumcised dick. You're not meant to walk around with your junk exposed to constant stimulus, wouldn't that be akin to a woman walking around with her clitoral hood pulled back or a dude with his foreskin taped back?

pentyne posted:

Up until the mid 2010s there were active bdsm/kink threads where the absolute weirdest mf'ers ended up running the thread and casually discussing things like how to take plant pills so when taking a massive dump on your partner's chest it won't smell as bad.

The Saddest Rhino posted:

HiroProtagonist posted:

its incredibly funny to me that D&D interprets criticism of hillary clinton as right wing talking points lmao it owns

pentyne posted:

Like holy poo poo are uncircumcised people so sensitive that cleaning is painful? That cant be true.

Fantastic Foreskin posted:

No, but its not exactly pleasant.

The Saddest Rhino posted: