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Leon Sumbitches posted:Jesus, inevitably goons are awful at poetic meter, and you were just inches away from Oompa loompa dupa de doo I have poetic meter for you Oopma loompa dupa Dee dee Leon sumbitches can't you understand me Seth Pecksniff has a new favorite as of 16:54 on Oct 28, 2021 |
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Crazy moral panic ladies used to be blue haired septuagenarians, now they're all middle aged bottle blonde wine moms
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Oct 28, 2021 16:51
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Dollar Store Krysten Sinema having a normal one
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Oct 28, 2021 18:00
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https://twitter.com/greg_doucette/status/1453764469524508677?s=20
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So thin skinned lmao Of all the things I didn't expect to see in the tweet thread today
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Milo and POTUS posted:So thin skinned lmao Musk is obviously a jackass but why would he not block people whose only interest in him is dunking on him?
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Beeswax posted:Musk is obviously a jackass but why would he not block people whose only interest in him is dunking on him? The dude has millions of followers, the fact he even engages people dunking on him is really sad
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Oct 28, 2021 20:15
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You just lack the vigor (drugs), focus (drugs), ability to think out of the box (drugs), and ability to work 20 hours a day (drugs) that has made Musk so successful. You're just not on his level (or his drugs).
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:You just lack the vigor (drugs), focus (drugs), ability to think out of the box (drugs), and ability to work 20 hours a day (drugs) that has made Musk so successful. You're just not on his level (or his drugs). This seems to imply musk has worked (on drugs) to get to where he is?
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Oct 28, 2021 20:29
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Also it means the richest man on planet earth is name searching, lol
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Further billionaire idiocy https://twitter.com/jrhennessy/status/1453807590203277317 Yes. That is a con of it.
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Oct 28, 2021 20:36
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Oct 28, 2021 20:47
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That’s teeet is bullshit. When was the last time a kid logged into Facebook
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Christopher Cantwell, the crying nazi from charlottesville, is representing himself in his court case which began today. https://twitter.com/wyatt_privilege/status/1453808765678010374 The whole thread is full of poo poo like that
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Oct 28, 2021 21:00
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zoux posted:Further billionaire idiocy loving lol. I didn't realize Metaverse was first from the proto Second Life in Snow Crash. Zuckerberg definitely read that in high school or college.
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Oct 28, 2021 21:05
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It's like when they invented Soylent or Palantir. How do you miss the point that badly?
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Oct 28, 2021 21:08
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CharlestheHammer posted:That’s teeet is bullshit. This is something Zuckerberg is worried about, and in fact has set as a goal, getting the kids back on Facebook. Good luck with that. The water of social media runs only downhill. Once you're unhip, it's for good (or until you become a nostalgia thing).
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Arsenic Lupin posted:This is something Zuckerberg is worried about, and in fact has set as a goal, getting the kids back on Facebook. Good luck with that. The water of social media runs only downhill. Once you're unhip, it's for good (or until you become a nostalgia thing). Letting people without a college email make accounts was a mistake.
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Skwirl posted:Letting people without a college email make accounts was a mistake. Would have been funny if it locked you out after you got out of college.
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Oct 28, 2021 21:15
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One of the other parents at my kids' school was asking me about facebook kids messenger or whatever it is and, knowing that I am terminally online, asked me if I'd be getting it for my kids. After I had finished laughing he said "oh so that's a no then". They want the kids pretty badly and it is everyone's responsibility to make sure that doesn't happen.
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Oct 28, 2021 21:15
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If I ever have kids I'm gonna severely limit their access to the internet until it starts actively interfering with their social life. I guess until their friends get smart phones.
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Oct 28, 2021 21:19
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So, first grade?
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Oct 28, 2021 21:24
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zoux posted:It's like when they invented Soylent or Palantir. How do you miss the point that badly?
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Oct 28, 2021 21:25
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zoux posted:So, first grade? I figured middle school, but gently caress if I know what kids are like these days.
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Memento posted:One of the other parents at my kids' school was asking me about facebook kids messenger or whatever it is and, knowing that I am terminally online, asked me if I'd be getting it for my kids. After I had finished laughing he said "oh so that's a no then". I'm no expert but friend with two little ones reports it's nonstop minecraft, informing the cat they'll be watching minecraft con, getting upset because of what sister did to them in minecraft. Don't believe they care what FB is.
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Oct 28, 2021 22:07
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:You just lack the vigor (drugs), focus (drugs), ability to think out of the box (drugs), and ability to work 20 hours a day (drugs) that has made Musk so successful. You're just not on his level (or his drugs). I've got enough money to buy drugs if I had the inclination, but I don't think they're gonna be as good as Musk's "be the heir to an Emerald mine fortune" card
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Oct 28, 2021 23:08
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Warbird posted:https://twitter.com/crafty_consumer/status/1452636065873944586 As a MSU alumna and die hard Spartan, thank you for this.
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Oct 29, 2021 02:22
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zoux posted:It's like when they invented Soylent or Palantir. How do you miss the point that badly? Or the company that was named after Ozymandias because the founder thought the moral of the poem was "Just try your best"
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Ozymandias as a ted talk And on the pedestal [smirks, crowd laughs] these words [paces dynamically] appear, my name is Ozymandias [pauses, stares intently at the crowd, one eyebrow slightly raised]
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Gravitee posted:As a MSU alumna and die hard Spartan, thank you for this.  my pleasure fiend. gently caress Michigan and thank you for the 2015 Cotton Bowl.
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For a moment I misparsed that and was like "Wait, was there a pumpkin-carving contest in Edward Scissorhands?" ...There should have been a pumpkin-carving scene in Edward Scissorhands. Someone call Tim Burton, I've got sequel material for him.
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