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Robobot posted:Well personally I only piss and poo poo into diapers which I then microwave to sterilize, so all of this is foreign to me. Nothing better than a hot, sweet Pamp to snoof after a hard day at the cub party Edit: a proude snype
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"Please, Fister Smith is my father. Call me Tim."
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To all you stand-pissers (maybe just applies to Americans since our toilet bowl water levels are higher): don't you get little splashes of pee-water on your legs? The last time I had to pee standing up was at a restaurant, and I was wearing shorts. Definitely felt the splash and hated it.
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LargeHadron posted:To all you stand-pissers (maybe just applies to Americans since our toilet bowl water levels are higher): don't you get little splashes of pee-water on your legs? The last time I had to pee standing up was at a restaurant, and I was wearing shorts. Definitely felt the splash and hated it. Why were you within five feet of the bowl is the real question
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If you dip your weener below the water there's no splashback secret of the pros 
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LargeHadron posted:To all you stand-pissers (maybe just applies to Americans since our toilet bowl water levels are higher): don't you get little splashes of pee-water on your legs? The last time I had to pee standing up was at a restaurant, and I was wearing shorts. Definitely felt the splash and hated it. look at this little baby cant stand a lil toilet water on their legs. pft
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I just go swimming in a public pool when I need to pee. The chlorine makes it clean. Well, cleaner, as we all know urine is sterile anyway.
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If you get up in the night to pee, nothing beats sitting down because then you don't have to turn on lights or worry about aiming and you can keep sleepign while pee.
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It's not so much that I stand while pissing as it is that I piss while standing
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Shai-Hulud posted:No idea why dudes piss while standing. There's like no advantage to it, only disadvantages. Its some weird toxic masculinity thing isn't it? you are wholly correct - standing up to piss is clearly a weird toxic masculinity thing
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The pro move is to stand on the seat and piss in the tank.
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Deteriorata posted:The pro move is to stand on the seat and piss in the tank. Yes yes, we all know about upper decking.
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How else would you piss if the national anthem started playing?
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Maybe I'm wired in some hosed up way, but when I sit down to piss I can't feel what the hell is happening. Am I done pissing? Have I even started pissing? gently caress knows! Standing up at least I have some idea of what's going on.
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I've pooped into an open, roaring campfire. Luckily I had enough pressure to kinda-arc it in so I didn't singe my sensitive bits. Have a funny pic: 
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Android Apocalypse posted:
Clever Parker. This kids going places.
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Standing to piss whilst on an airplane makes sense because there's urine everywhere. There's urine everywhere because people stand to piss whilst on an airplane. Please just sit down. Unless it's a military plane, pissing out the back of an open loading ramp is perfectly fine.
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Has every single person with a dick in this thread just realised that they're not the only sit down to piss person around? Does make me wonder what the gently caress y'all are doing that gets piss everywhere, this is seriously not a problem for me
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Android Apocalypse posted:I've pooped into an open, roaring campfire. Luckily I had enough pressure to kinda-arc it in so I didn't singe my sensitive bits. I’ve never had a dog that ate paper but I have a cat that does
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bike tory posted:Has every single person with a dick in this thread just realised that they're not the only sit down to piss person around? Helicopter+piss It's all I can imagine when I see the state of some bathrooms
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Shai-Hulud posted:No idea why dudes piss while standing. There's like no advantage to it, only disadvantages. Its some weird toxic masculinity thing isn't it? Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:i think pissing sitting down is something penis havers do when they start to realize having a toilet caked in urine stains is really gross, and also you don't have to clean a toilet as often if you're not constantly blasting piss spray all over it What the gently caress is the entire last two pages First, actual piss splashing is rare. Over a decent period of time a speckle here and there will add up on the rim, but if you're already cleaning your toilet bowl even once a week it'll never be a problem barring some catastrophic failure. Second, sitting down to pee does have two major problems: First of all, on many toilets, your dingus will go directly on the toilet bowl or even in the toilet water, which is bad enough to deal with when you're taking a poo poo, I don't want to add an extra penis-washing to my standard toilet trip, I'd rather just wipe the bowl down like I already do. Second, because of this, sometime the peehole is pointing UP or FORWARD rather than down, and then the piss goes on the UNDERSIDE of the seat, sometimes splashing out the front in the small gap between the toilet seat and bowl, and then you've made a real loving mess because you were trying to avoid the risk of a small one. Third, who really gives a gently caress how somebody else pisses? Its fuckin' weird as poo poo to be like "Ah, another problem with people, sometimes they piss in a way I disagree with" It's convenient, you just stand there and pee? Like, chill
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Bunch of Sitzpinklers in this thread. Bet yall're also Warmduschers!
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I just piss in my mouth.
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Capt.Whorebags posted:Standing to piss whilst on an airplane makes sense because there's urine everywhere. 2m tall checking in. Legit impossible for me not to piss standing (well, hunched over) in an airplane. That said, pissitting is a nice break and the vastly better option. Unless you're outside. Pic!: 
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Lookit these 2m persons whose dicks aren't long enough to reach below the rim of the bowl while standing thus preventing splashback
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Data Graham posted:Lookit these 2m persons whose dicks aren't long enough to reach below the rim of the bowl while standing thus preventing splashback Just get a tall toilet dummy. For your health
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Sorry, "hunks"
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At home you are paying for the whole toilet, you should utilize it to its maximum capacity, sit when pissing.
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Do you not have a target with a hole to piss in that makes the little monkey climb up a tree when you get your pee in the hole? Like a carnival game to play when you go for a piss?
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OwlFancier posted:At home you are paying for the whole toilet, you should utilize it to its maximum capacity, sit when pissing. This is why I piss in the tank on the back.
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I know I asked this same question mere weeks ago, but where's forums poster holepisser1982 when you need them?
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John Lee posted:What the gently caress is the entire last two pages I'm not trying to be rude here, but I am legit curious about your dingus situation. I have a hard time conceiving of the first two scenarios. Like all I am imagining is some "U" shaped device that must have to be "taco'd in" during intercourse.
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No. Bad Ellie Trashcakes
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My Stillsuit takes care of it.
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