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YggiDee
Sep 12, 2007

WASP CREW
https://twitter.com/sandiegozoo/status/1453799768602251289?s=19

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Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!


"What's your PayPal? If I send you a couple of quid can you shunt me up your list a bit please?"

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
There's actually a book series about that, where a guy will save your life and get the contract removed or taken off for 10x the price on your head. By Chris Holm. He also wrote the collector series. Both are really good.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Lol these motherfuckers are not ready for the millennials and zoomers who are gonna be like "wait, you want me to pay you not to kill me? how much for expedited death?"

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
https://twitter.com/lukejostins/status/1453828115369766913

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

Large Testicles posted:

Lol these motherfuckers are not ready for the millennials and zoomers who are gonna be like "wait, you want me to pay you not to kill me? how much for expedited death?"

the best way to respond to any death threat is to go dennis farina in snatch "you'd be doin' me a fuckin' favour!"

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

the best way to respond to any death threat is to go dennis farina in snatch "you'd be doin' me a fuckin' favour!"

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Badger of Basra posted:

that's not an oxford comma problem that's a sentence that needs to be re-written

You could say this literally every time someone claims to have demonstrated the value of the oxford comma and you would never be wrong.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Tiggum posted:

You could say this literally every time someone claims to have demonstrated the value of the oxford comma and you would never be wrong.
In this case there's absolutely nowhere you could insert a comma to fix it

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass


Roll tide btich. If you click though it seems they had a picture of the Edward pumpkin just deadass in the sun with no candle as the one they used for voting, so that kind of blows for that person. This said, Paul fucks.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

The Oxford comma is for lists of three or more items, not for any sentence that has "and" in it. Putting a comma there isn't going to change the meaning of the sentence at all.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://twitter.com/DylanGelula/status/1453528090697551872

https://twitter.com/livdeadgrll/status/1453066415242551297

https://twitter.com/BAKKOOONN/status/974460852349829120

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/e_clare5/status/1453417595500126216?s=21

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Splicer posted:

In this case there's absolutely nowhere you could insert a comma to fix it

yeah this

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/pardoguerra/status/1453884303968915465

https://twitter.com/YFeyman/status/1453726903991353350

https://twitter.com/clareblackwood/status/1453890254537113610

https://twitter.com/nyman11209/status/1453525904043347968

https://twitter.com/elle_hunt/status/1453672655320666112

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


Oh no

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
What's P and where is it stored

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

I’ll tell you my p value is WAY past one at the moment. I’m going to cut the toilet in half like a water jet cutter

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!


I tried to understand this maths poo poo and it made me a virgin again so hard that all the cum I've ever put up a lady whizzed back into into my dick like a hoover in a bath of custard and now my balls are like space hoppers complete with the face and the two handles. Thanks for nothing ultrafilter

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Flint_Paper posted:

I tried to understand this maths poo poo and it made me a virgin again so hard that all the cum I've ever put up a lady whizzed back into into my dick like a hoover in a bath of custard and now my balls are like space hoppers complete with the face and the two handles. Thanks for nothing ultrafilter

I have only just googled this but it looks like a p-value measures 'how likely was this result given the conditions?' and a p-value of 1 would mean '100% certain' so it can't be more than 1.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

HopperUK posted:

I have only just googled this but it looks like a p-value measures 'how likely was this result given the conditions?' and a p-value of 1 would mean '100% certain' so it can't be more than 1.

It's the chance of getting the results you got if your hypothesis is wrong and the null hypothesis is right. In other words, what are the chances you could get results that extreme as a random fluke.

End result is still the same: the professor doesn't know his rear end from a hole in the ground.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
i'm really stupid, just terrible, can barely dress myself, but i've had to write out p≤0.05 over 69×104 times

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Flint_Paper posted:

I tried to understand this maths poo poo and it made me a virgin again so hard that all the cum I've ever put up a lady whizzed back into into my dick like a hoover in a bath of custard and now my balls are like space hoppers complete with the face and the two handles. Thanks for nothing ultrafilter

:goofy:

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Blue Footed Booby posted:

It's the chance of getting the results you got if your hypothesis is wrong and the null hypothesis is right. In other words, what are the chances you could get results that extreme as a random fluke.

End result is still the same: the professor doesn't know his rear end from a hole in the ground.

Why would you want to settle for being 100% wrong when you can go to business school and give it 110%?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Flint_Paper posted:

I tried to understand this maths poo poo and it made me a virgin again so hard that all the cum I've ever put up a lady whizzed back into into my dick like a hoover in a bath of custard and now my balls are like space hoppers complete with the face and the two handles. Thanks for nothing ultrafilter

At least now you have clean socks.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Mauser posted:

Why would you want to settle for being 100% wrong when you can go to business school and give it 110%?

This week I got a very nice call from my engineer grandfather who told me he supports me no matter what but only 100%, not 110% "like some people say" because that's ridiculous.

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005


why do they do these like they have to fit into a 4 panel format

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1454116794726330369?s=21

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨


I know it’s clichéd, but he really is the most incredible poster.

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

don "the mon" fiscal strikes again

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


*sounds of my little girl and a chicken screaming wildly as I rush back into the room after telling her no, she doesn't have to worry about eating eggs because they're all unfertilized*

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Mescal posted:

why do they do these like they have to fit into a 4 panel format

Get rid of panels 2 and 3; ditch the speech bubble in 4.

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/jeanlucpeakhard/status/1454170849821396993?s=20

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

Get rid of panels 2 and 3; ditch the speech bubble in 4.

I think you need the speech bubble in panel four to make the joke clear, but otherwise, yeah.

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



Skwirl posted:

I think you need the speech bubble in panel four to make the joke clear, but otherwise, yeah.

You really don’t. Wallet out, gun to head.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Oppa squidgame style

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Squid Game is more like The Host because squids also live in water.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/GammaCounter/status/1454174999711993856

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

gently caress yeah I'm buying

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