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bedpan posted:im waiting for the day when the president of the united states is also the monarch of the united kingdom  
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frankenfreak posted:Madam President, Elizabeth III potential marriage there in the next few years
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Oct 29, 2021 20:25
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frankenfreak posted:She will decree that she be hooked up to increasingly complex life support machinery Warhammer style just so he does. and when she does go all her subjects must be buried with her
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Oct 29, 2021 20:25
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Do you guys end daylight savings on the last sunday of october? because i don't care if they fudge it a little, let the queen formally pass during the phantom hour of october 31st "sorry chuck, her madge was alive at 1:59 and at 2 AM she had been dead for half an hour, so we cannot specify the time at which the title should have passed to her heir. It's all sorta up in the air. We'll get this sorted out before you pop your clogs for sure *wink*"
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Do you guys end daylight savings on the last sunday of october?
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Oct 29, 2021 20:34
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also acceptable; just go full north korea and make the ghost of Liz 2 monarch for "life"
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Oct 29, 2021 20:35
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Oct 29, 2021 20:48
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I knew there would be Christmas shortages but this is ridiculous!!!
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Oct 29, 2021 20:48
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*looks at dead liz* why would jeremy corbyn do this
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Oct 30, 2021 02:24
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please stop teasing me. once she's dead, the hive dies
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Oct 30, 2021 03:01
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Abdicate already you dumb bitch, we simply cannot function one more day with an absent monarch
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Oct 30, 2021 03:18
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Brenda is a real lass, salt of the earth and whatnot.
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Oct 30, 2021 03:20
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Zisky posted:Can you guys please keep her alive so us yanks don't have to suffer from 24/7 coverage of whether or not Harry and Meghan are going to the coronation? Harry's gonna land in Wales, proclaim himself King, then lead an army into the Midlands and consolidate his position, before advancing on London. Charles, finding his support evaporating, will attempt to flee to the Continent but will be detained by the London militias, before being handing over to Harry as he enters the city in triumph. Imprisoned in the Tower, he will conveniently die shortly afterwards, as Harry is crowned at Westminister Abbey, among popular acclaim.
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Oct 30, 2021 06:30
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Lets have a proper, old-fashioned succession is what I'm saying.
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Oct 30, 2021 06:31
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Do you guys end daylight savings on the last sunday of october? Schrodinger's queen until we open this door she exists in a state both dead and alive
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Oct 30, 2021 06:32
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how far down the royal line of succession is Boris again
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Oct 30, 2021 06:42
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Venomous posted:how far down the royal line of succession is Boris again Not far enough.
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Oct 30, 2021 06:44
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Pistol_Pete posted:Lets have a proper, old-fashioned succession is what I'm saying. Quexit
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Oct 30, 2021 15:24
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i long for queen death now that it seems attainable every moment she lives or they lie that she lives seems like agony
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Oct 30, 2021 15:43
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PawParole posted:God save our gracious King! you'll be able to put the bit about crushing rebellious Scots back in too
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Oct 30, 2021 16:14
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PawParole posted:O Lord our God arise, this rhyme is the UK's greatest crime
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Oct 30, 2021 16:19
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Zoran posted:this rhyme is the UK's greatest crime we'll be saying lol when they're off to the gaol wait
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Oct 30, 2021 16:25
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quick someone post that ww1 poem. an excstacy of fumbling like i dont 'get' shakespere, theer meaning is lost on me. but I get that war poem. GAS. GAS. GAS an extacy of fumbling
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it owned when the poets were ex soldiers who were like gently caress this loving sucks what poem can I do to make nobody want to ever do this again Bent double, like old beggars under sacks, Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge, Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs, And towards our distant rest began to trudge. Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots, But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind; Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots Of gas-shells dropping softly behind. Gas! GAS! Quick, boys!—An ecstasy of fumbling Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time, But someone still was yelling out and stumbling And flound’ring like a man in fire or lime.— Dim through the misty panes and thick green light, As under a green sea, I saw him drowning. In all my dreams before my helpless sight, He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning. If in some smothering dreams, you too could pace Behind the wagon that we flung him in, And watch the white eyes writhing in his face, His hanging face, like a devil’s sick of sin; If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs, Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,— My friend, you would not tell with such high zest To children ardent for some desperate glory, The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est Pro patria mori.
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Oct 30, 2021 18:40
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god save the queen/we mean it man we love our queen/god saves
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Oct 30, 2021 18:41
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Corbyn is killing the queen!
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Oct 30, 2021 19:15
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blimey a commie corbyn nicked me queen
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Oct 30, 2021 19:39
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cyril sneeeer posted:quick someone post that ww1 poem. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM, BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM, BOOM BOOM BOOM
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Oct 30, 2021 20:09
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bedpan posted:im waiting for the day when the president of the united states is also the monarch of the united kingdom Not possible. You can't be an American citizen and have noble titles. If you ascend to the throne you forfeit your citizenship, rendering you ineligible for the Presidency.
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Oct 30, 2021 20:26
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Relevant Tangent posted:Not possible. You can't be an American citizen and have noble titles. If you ascend to the throne you forfeit your citizenship, rendering you ineligible for the Presidency. This amendment was unfortunately never passed
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Oct 30, 2021 20:27
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I thought that was the emolmaments claus
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Oct 30, 2021 21:04
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if you get a president thats also the king/queen i think that triggers instrumentality??
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Oct 30, 2021 21:08
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You can have a King-President, as long as you get consent from congress.
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Oct 30, 2021 21:10
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Nationalise the monarchy
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Oct 30, 2021 21:50
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30.5 Days posted:I thought that was the emolmaments claus Nerd, nobody pays attention to that stuff anymore.
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Oct 30, 2021 22:42
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Has anyone ever offered a congressman or senator or whatever a fancy title?
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Oct 30, 2021 22:48
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Viscount Manchin of Charleston
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Oct 30, 2021 22:50
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happyhippy posted:BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM, Goosebumps
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Oct 30, 2021 23:12
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happyhippy posted:BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM, I want you in my ROOM
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I think it would be a choice move to blast out some Vengaboys when the black ties come out on the news
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