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God: "Hey, son! Come here and see what poo poo I'm getting up to with these sorry motherfuckers!" Jesus: "Dad, are you drunk again?" "Drunk on power, lol. Sky Cock!" "Please, don't make me go down there again. I should have stayed with mom. She wouldn't have made me pay for their sins." "Oh, here we go again. Mom, this, mom, that. Virgin, my rear end. Ingrate prophet. I should have left my kingdom to Mohammed!" "Oh-oh-oh! Playing favorites, for the third loving time! Dick."
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Oct 28, 2021 17:35
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I'll have to believe those are contrails left by one of them pilots about to quit Or do the airplane equivalent of ever givening the suez canal
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Oct 28, 2021 17:39
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Schizophrenic Orb posted:
I think, actually, it is not OK to fall when rock climbing. Other than in the way that everything will be in a sense "OK" if you do.
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Oct 28, 2021 17:41
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OwlFancier posted:I think, actually, it is not OK to fall when rock climbing. Other than in the way that everything will be in a sense "OK" if you do. Not falling is one of the most important things about rock climbing!
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Oct 28, 2021 17:46
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Schizophrenic Orb posted:
It's a mile long
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Oct 28, 2021 17:47
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Yeah but you know what they always say: What do we do when we fall off the dick rock?
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Oct 28, 2021 18:04
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Milo and POTUS posted:It's a mile long At that girth, I'll believe you!
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Oct 28, 2021 18:12
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DandyLion posted:Yeah but you know what they always say: What do we do when we fall off the dick rock? Get back onnNNGGGGGGGGhHHHHhhh.... phew.... the dick rock.
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Oct 28, 2021 18:15
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OwlFancier posted:I think, actually, it is not OK to fall when rock climbing. Other than in the way that everything will be in a sense "OK" if you do. If you haven't had a huge whipper then you haven't really climbed.
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Oct 28, 2021 18:27
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Huge opportunities to wear someone's rear end as a hat.
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Oct 28, 2021 21:39
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https://i.imgur.com/Vcq7QMg.mp4
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Oct 28, 2021 22:03
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E: No, too easy.
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Oct 28, 2021 22:09
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Paladinus posted:E: No, too easy.
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Oct 28, 2021 22:20
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madeintaipei posted:God: "Hey, son! Come here and see what poo poo I'm getting up to with these sorry motherfuckers!" 
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Oct 28, 2021 23:04
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OwlFancier posted:I think, actually, it is not OK to fall when rock climbing. Other than in the way that everything will be in a sense "OK" if you do. I know you're just being facetious, but I am going to continue anyways. Not being okay with falling can seriously get you hurt. You need to be okay with it, and you should be practiced at doing it.
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Oct 28, 2021 23:13
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He makes love like a footballer; he dribbles before he shoots
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Oct 29, 2021 12:34
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Is that the nozzle ?
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Oct 29, 2021 17:21
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Oct 29, 2021 23:26
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this does not accidentally arouse me at all, i demand a refund!
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Please don't tip-shame
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Oct 30, 2021 17:57
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*sigh* I should call him
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Oct 30, 2021 18:14
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The General posted:I know you're just being facetious, but I am going to continue anyways. Not being okay with falling can seriously get you hurt. You need to be okay with it, and you should be practiced at doing it. I wasn't being facetious but I suppose it is possible that if you keep falling off increasingly large things you will eventually become immune to fall damage.
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Indeed! The technical term for it is ‘dead’.
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Oct 30, 2021 21:05
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OwlFancier posted:I wasn't being facetious but I suppose it is possible that if you keep falling off increasingly large things you will eventually become immune to fall damage. This only really applied to free solo climbing. Climbing with no gear. Though I think the first 20-30' of lead climbing can also be rather dangerous as you don't have enough rope to catch you before you fall. But if you're above that line, flailing around scared shitless as you fall is only going to get you hurt.
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Oct 31, 2021 09:28
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Big mood 
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Oct 31, 2021 09:32
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Big mood
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Big mood Yeah I was thinking of that Anakin Skywalker's Darth Vader shadow image ;D
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Oct 31, 2021 09:42
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OwlFancier posted:I wasn't being facetious but I suppose it is possible that if you keep falling off increasingly large things you will eventually become immune to fall damage. You end up with a viscosity of 94 centipoise https://www.ohio.edu/mechanical/thermo/Intro/Chapt.1_6/energy/CookingPE.pdf
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Oct 31, 2021 13:18
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:You end up with a viscosity of 94 centipoise The graph is choice. 
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Oct 31, 2021 13:45
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Platystemon posted:The graph is choice. It really is wonderful. My physics professor in college used to pass this out every semester at thanksgiving.
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#oneperfectshot
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:You end up with a viscosity of 94 centipoise Not that I don't find it funny but didn't the turkey just warm up from being at room temperature and being handled? I mean I know you can cook something by smacking it for like 6 hours, i saw that youtube video
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Large Testicles posted:Not that I don't find it funny but didn't the turkey just warm up from being at room temperature and being handled? I mean I know you can cook something by smacking it for like 6 hours, i saw that youtube video 
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Karate Bastard posted:Is that Please do not look away from The nozzle
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