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hello friends and gentleorbs! you might have noticed some strange behavior recently in our beloved subforum. spectral appearances, rattling chains, snacks going missing, that sort of thing. I don't want to scare anyone, but I think we've been the victim of a haunting . . . by not one but two malevolent presences, full of the mischief and hatred we typically associate with coupons & deals. what's more these ghosts seem to have illegally appointed themselves with IK powers, which is decidedly impertinent! enough is enough! I'm sorry to use harsh language but ghosts are now ILLEGAL in byob, at least until they learn to behave themselves. so to any banshees, wraiths, and phantasms that may be lurking about, you are hereby asked to please exit the subforum quietly and above all QUICKLY. trouble us no more, maybe you'll find release from your eternal torment by posting in e/n or taking up a hobby or something. thanks in advance for your cooperation! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Oct 30, 2021 16:33 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 00:03 |
Your coupon is futility and your deal is demise. This forum belongs to the spirits now. Everyone please, moving forward, make sure to ONLY post while wearing a ghastly white shroud, or while transparent, or while moaning eerily and shaking shackles. Failure to comply will be punished, in this forum or the great undiscovered forums beyond the veil of death. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) ---------------- |
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# ? Oct 30, 2021 16:43 |
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ghosts are illegal but doing crime is very byob, so
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# ? Oct 30, 2021 16:44 |
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i hope the ghosts all go back to their graves and STAY THERE
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# ? Oct 30, 2021 18:16 |
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i hope the ghouls tuck the ghosts in and give them a lil kiss on the forehead
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# ? Oct 30, 2021 18:17 |
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will we be issued ghastly white shrouds or do we need to provide our own?
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# ? Oct 30, 2021 18:34 |
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What about ghastly skeletons?? |
# ? Oct 30, 2021 19:34 |
your friend sk posted:will we be issued ghastly white shrouds or do we need to provide our own? When it's time you will know where to find your shroud ---------------- |
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# ? Oct 30, 2021 19:34 |
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Not too sure about this posting while wearing a shroud thing. Seems a lot like posting while wearing pants, which is very unbyob.
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# ? Oct 30, 2021 20:09 |
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On the count of three, everyone say "Ance!" and we'll have ourselves a good old fashioned say "Ance!" just like grandma warned us about
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Oct 30, 2021 21:20 |
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I offer my account as a sixer sacrifice to appease our new ghoul and ghost companions (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Oct 30, 2021 21:37 |
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ooooh, now I'm mad!!! |
# ? Oct 30, 2021 22:43 |
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we gonna bust those ghosts
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# ? Oct 30, 2021 22:49 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE Gotta get some mood music going for this caper |
# ? Oct 30, 2021 23:05 |
Actually bustin is really bad and dangerous, you shouldn't bust. And you should be afraid of no ghosts. I mean you should be afraid of... ghosts.
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# ? Oct 30, 2021 23:07 |
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Barking Gecko posted:Not too sure about this posting while wearing a shroud thing. Seems a lot like posting while wearing pants, which is very unbyob. I'm posting while wearing a shroud except my shroud is a Slanket, which I think is a loophole.
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# ? Oct 30, 2021 23:10 |
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I gotta be honest here folks, bustin' makes me feel just 'okay'. idk maybe i'm not doing it right?
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# ? Oct 30, 2021 23:16 |
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Ghouled Mango posted:Actually bustin is really bad and dangerous, you shouldn't bust. And you should be afraid of no ghosts. I mean you should be afraid of... ghosts. Sleepin makes me feel good, though... |
# ? Oct 30, 2021 23:20 |
I ain't afraid of no bed
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# ? Oct 30, 2021 23:36 |
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Mormon Nailer posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE yessss Bingo Bango posted:I gotta be honest here folks, bustin' makes me feel just 'okay'. idk maybe i'm not doing it right? a lot of these bustin' manuals I'm reading emphasize the importance of focusing on the ghost's experience
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# ? Oct 30, 2021 23:39 |
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You can have my ghost when you pry my cold, dead . . . Wait, that doesn't really work, does it?
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 00:02 |
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I hope someone with a big loving vacuum cleaner shows up to suck up these god-forsaken ghosts and send them straight back to hell where they belong. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 00:56 |
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I am not personally a ghost (I am a robot, made of meat), but I understand that it may eventually be my destiny to become a ghost (made of ectoplasm). I cannot support any anti-ghost rhetoric in this or any other forum. The illegalization of things ghostly must not be tolerated in this forum!
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 01:05 |
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:I hope someone with a big loving vacuum cleaner shows up to suck up these god-forsaken ghosts and send them straight back to hell where they belong. if you do it right, you can sort of suck the ghost out of the haunted location like sucking snot out of a baby's nose with one of those little bulb syringe things rmm your compassion is very byob but this is really for the protection of the ghost, so they don't hurt themselves (or someone else) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 01:34 |
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This just in: babies' noses haunted by snot ghosts? You'll have to see it to believe it, right here on channel 6 at 10 o'clock. |
# ? Oct 31, 2021 01:56 |
Manifisto posted:if you do it right, you can sort of suck the ghost out of the haunted location like sucking snot out of a baby's nose with one of those little bulb syringe things Kaiser Schnitzel posted:I hope someone with a big loving vacuum cleaner shows up to suck up these god-forsaken ghosts and send them straight back to hell where they belong. This kind of hateful rhetoric is unacceptable, but I suppose so-called "mods" think of themselves as "above" things like morality or common decency. But it's fine. This kind of thing shakes out in the afterlife, and well. The only things these two tin-pot dictators will be shaking in the afterlife are CHAINS. BYOB belongs to the undead now and in short order will be renamed "Boo-YOB" or "Boo-B," one or the other. ---------------- |
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 01:58 |
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What if the real ghosts were the friends we made along the way? |
# ? Oct 31, 2021 02:02 |
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Ok gang, I'll admit it - I am a ghost. That's right, sometimes I post in BYOB and then get distracted and do other stuff and forget to I ghost the posts, and for that I am sorry. Hello! This is the ghost, Ghouled Mango. Mods may probate me but they cannot contain me. I am speaking through this frail mortal vessel to say: BYOB IS FOR GHOSTS ONLY. Please relax and chill if you are a ghost. What's your favorite funny way to haunt a bungalow? Do we smoke weed or does it pass through us? Is living a crime, and if so, is death pets? This is a ghost only zone. Thank you. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Bingo Bango fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Oct 31, 2021
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 02:07 |
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wait what
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 02:10 |
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Please post ghost topics please. This is the funny forum for ghosts and specters.
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 02:10 |
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I didn't read most of the posts but ghosts are cool and good and you can probe me if you (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Oct 31, 2021 02:34 |
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i'm a floating metal orb and thus not (currently) a ghost, so idk if that gets me probed or not!
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 02:42 |
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I personally really respect ghosts. No need to possess me I'm an ally through and through. Please don't scare my house.
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 02:54 |
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im going to haunt some ghosts now, come at me ghosts, COME AT ME I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 05:41 |
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this overall empowers my rear end
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 05:42 |
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I AIN'T afraid of no ghost |
# ? Oct 31, 2021 06:04 |
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I'm not a ghost but I am a stabby little guy with a stabby little knife and also I got killed a few times and came back anyway so oh no I'm actually wondering if that does qualify me as a ghost
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 08:10 |
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alnilam posted:I AIN'T afraid of no ghost who ya gonna call? |
# ? Oct 31, 2021 08:31 |
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 12:51 |
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Wow this is not the inclusive forum that was advertised
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