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Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




lobster shirt posted:

lol we have a big front yard and my wife doesn't want our kid to play in it ever because what if he runs into the street and gets murdered by a driver. which, fair, but why is this situation allowed to persist!!! front yard is nothing but a time suck, the kid can't play there so it just exists for me to mow. bad society. and neighborhood deed restrictions do not allow fences for front yards lol

I hate lawns almost as much as I hate cars. Next year I'm tilling mine up to plant wildflowers.

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ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

lobster shirt posted:

lol we have a big front yard and my wife doesn't want our kid to play in it ever because what if he runs into the street and gets murdered by a driver. which, fair, but why is this situation allowed to persist!!! front yard is nothing but a time suck, the kid can't play there so it just exists for me to mow. bad society. and neighborhood deed restrictions do not allow fences for front yards lol

get out of the suburbs, you are directly enabling car culture. if you move to a place with "neighborhood deed restrictions" you have willingly encouraged car culture.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
counterpoint: living next to fast giant expansive strips of imminent death narrowly outside your tracthouse house, and everywhere else, is cool af

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Lastgirl posted:

things i hate:

1) car

Cat Puke
Apr 15, 2017
I too hate lawns.
I woul murder for a greenhouse and a place to plant a tree though.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
just watched got a bit of charlie brown's Halloween special.
Boomers "it's so simple"
All I can think was, "why the gently caress aren't these kids being hit by cars?"

mazzi Chart Czar has issued a correction as of 03:00 on Oct 30, 2021

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
at her urging, charlie brown runs across the street again to trick or treat at the other side


lucy runs him over with her dodge ram 4500

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Gets acquitted by the jury because it has Ram right in the name

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.
re:furniture chat, if you want cheap Real furniture that all matches, just go to estate sales. it'll smell like boomer with medical condition for a few days before the smell goes away but you can buy entire sets of matching hardwood furniture for insanely cheap. i got a set of super nice wicker chairs for my apartment balcony this summer for a hundred bucks and i'm super happy with them, and there was a ton of other really nice Actual Furniture i coulda picked up from the one estate sale i've had time to go to. probably gonna start checking some out to find some christmas decorations and a new coffee table here soon.

take advantage of boomers who have alienated all their loved ones and dying. it's your due.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Junkozeyne posted:

Did he have 50 greyhounds with him? I heard that excuses loving car culture

stfu bitch

Minrad posted:

re:furniture chat, if you want cheap Real furniture that all matches, just go to estate sales. it'll smell like boomer with medical condition for a few days before the smell goes away but you can buy entire sets of matching hardwood furniture for insanely cheap. i got a set of super nice wicker chairs for my apartment balcony this summer for a hundred bucks and i'm super happy with them, and there was a ton of other really nice Actual Furniture i coulda picked up from the one estate sale i've had time to go to. probably gonna start checking some out to find some christmas decorations and a new coffee table here soon.

take advantage of boomers who have alienated all their loved ones and dying. it's your due.

prob a lot of those insanely overstuffed sportsdadsofas with multiple cup holders

actionjackson has issued a correction as of 04:35 on Oct 30, 2021

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

actionjackson posted:

stfu bitch

prob a lot of those insanely overstuffed sportsdadsofas with multiple cup holders

those things loving suck. and my parents have them. it makes tge living room exceptionslly uncomfortable, when i go visit.

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Dolphin posted:

we could just segregate the walkers and bikers from the car and suv folk and let natural selection take its place

no, more space for car

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



SKULL.GIF posted:

car! give me car! car! fatphobe!!! give car! car now y'all!

https://twitter.com/molliekatie/status/1451074392646107140

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

SKULL.GIF posted:

car! give me car! car! fatphobe!!! give car! car now y'all!

https://twitter.com/molliekatie/status/1451074392646107140

*guitar riff*

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

ben shapino posted:

*guitar riff*

What did I unlock in cod?

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Cars loving suck! new furniture also sucks

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
cars are really just fancy wheelchairs and should therefore only ever be allowed to be driven by people with disabilities

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

:barf:

this is repulsive to me on a physical level

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Dolphin posted:

cars are really just fancy wheelchairs and should therefore only ever be allowed to be driven by people with disabilities

:hmmyes: dolphin's are the smartest mammals

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Cad bad

LonsomeSon
Nov 22, 2009

A fishperson in an intimidating hat!

car bar!

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

the only Cadillac I'll buy is a cadillac margarita

cool av
Mar 2, 2013

Dolphin posted:

cars are really just fancy wheelchairs and should therefore only ever be allowed to be driven by people with disabilities

they already are only driven by people with disabilities.

LonsomeSon
Nov 22, 2009

A fishperson in an intimidating hat!

autophilia is a derangement not a disability

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

get out of the suburbs, you are directly enabling car culture. if you move to a place with "neighborhood deed restrictions" you have willingly encouraged car culture.

im not in the suburbs im like five miles from downtown lol

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

lawns and cars are both very bad however

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

lobster shirt posted:

lawns and cars are both very bad however

our condo/townhome org is going to replace all our kentucky bluegrass with fescue or something, turf grass sucks rear end

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



death 2 cars

El Pollo Blanco
Jun 12, 2013

by sebmojo

lobster shirt posted:

lol we have a big front yard and my wife doesn't want our kid to play in it ever because what if he runs into the street and gets murdered by a driver. which, fair, but why is this situation allowed to persist!!! front yard is nothing but a time suck, the kid can't play there so it just exists for me to mow. bad society. and neighborhood deed restrictions do not allow fences for front yards lol

Build a fence out of cars

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

ArmZ posted:

:hmmyes: dolphin's are the smartest mammals

they better start killing more humans then

with cars, like a reverse water car for land

like an inverse submarine

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




Went to a Halloween parade tonight. Several streets were blocked off for people to walk. At some point some cars got through, got stuck in the crowd, and everyone booed them and threw things at them. It was funny as poo poo

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Vroom Vroom look at me I'm a piece of poo poo

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

Fitzy Fitz posted:

Went to a Halloween parade tonight. Several streets were blocked off for people to walk. At some point some cars got through, got stuck in the crowd, and everyone booed them and threw things at them. It was funny as poo poo

lucky there wasn’t vehicular manslaughter

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Radirot posted:

lucky there wasn’t vehicular manslaughter

vehicle involved accident

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Fat people can still walk though. How is that fatphobic?

LonsomeSon
Nov 22, 2009

A fishperson in an intimidating hat!

Lastgirl posted:

they better start killing more humans then

with cars, like a reverse water car for land

like an inverse submarine

[Goon Project] build a fleet of porpoise-piloted craft known as “supermarines” in order to assist in the extinction of humanity

Jokerpilled Drudge
Jan 27, 2010

by Pragmatica
landed a really cool job that's all about getting people to ride bikes/walk/take public transit but tbh it feels like pissing in the wind compared to literally just destroying cars one by one

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



My dream job, just hucking bikes and bus passes into peoples windshields.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Fat people can still walk though. How is that fatphobic?

I'm not sure if I would call their movement walking

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Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

I hate cars. And I've got two. The reason is that I live in the center of Athens, and work in Marousi, a place about 10km away. The center of Athens has a stupid car traffic rule, where you can only use a car if the last digit of the license plate is odd on an odd day and vice versa (alternate day entrance regulation).

Presumably, the reason for it is to have less cars move around downtown etc. In reality, most families living in the center have two cars for that reason. The measure was suspended for two years now due to covid, but came back last week again.. :v:

Dante80 has issued a correction as of 15:57 on Oct 31, 2021

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