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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:I'm kind of late to this but apparently some man has become obsessed with garfield and is now having a public meltdown about the intersection of his suppressed sexuality and his faith? Also he appears to be a narcissist. Sorry, this is a lot to process. Also he's selling Garfield themed lasagnas after the Garfield themed pizza restaurant he opened failed in two different locations and tried to get back at Garfield license holders when they tried to push him out of his license by making Scooby Doo hotdogs. Lol. This really happened.
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Also all of this is bankrolled by his dad, who is oil money adjacent.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:I'm kind of late to this but apparently some man has become obsessed with garfield and is now having a public meltdown about the intersection of his suppressed sexuality and his faith? Also he appears to be a narcissist. Sorry, this is a lot to process. The future is a BIG COW LASAGNA entergaging with a human face, forever
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Nathen has finally become what he always wanted, a living version of Garfield who doesn't have sex. I guess dreams do come true, assuming you're hosed in the head and have limitless amounts of money!
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So... He's going full on celibate furry? How long until he joins a furcon?
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Mega64 posted:Nathen has finally become what he always wanted, a living version of Garfield who doesn't have sex. We all have. We all have.
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Oct 31, 2021 14:10
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$14,000? What happened to all that dad's oil money Nathen 
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If he spent more on it or debuted it riding in his custom Garf-Mobile down the Vegas strip while firing the lasagnas out of cannons mounted in it which is what he truly EARNED, here, he couldn't have avoided having sex. He needs to keep it low-key so 14k plush garf suit is fine...for now.
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Sex sells... but who's buying? Honestly I can't believe how this thing keeps getting more and more stupid.
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Garfield is apparently a big fan of lynchings/murder. I would not have guessed.
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Escape From Noise posted:Also he's selling Garfield themed lasagnas after the Garfield themed pizza restaurant he opened failed in two different locations and tried to get back at Garfield license holders when they tried to push him out of his license by making Scooby Doo hotdogs. Don’t forget that he’s insanely wealthy and also posts in-character as Garfield sometimes
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On one hand the $14,000 Garfield costume truly is the perfect suit of celibacy armor, sex unable to get in or out, but on the other hand it would seem to be impossible to eat Big Cow Lasagna once sealed inside. Kind of a twisted fate if you think about it.
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Amorphous Abode posted:On one hand the $14,000 Garfield costume truly is the perfect suit of celibacy armor, sex unable to get in or out, but on the other hand it would seem to be impossible to eat Big Cow Lasagna once sealed inside. Kind of a twisted fate if you think about it. My friend you haven't begun to think about the possibilities of what can be sealed inside that Garfsuit with you.
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Arbuckles Smaller Garf plushies Lasagnas Long Dead Odie Your own voice taunting you eternally It could be anything trapped in there in downy warmth. Forever.
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Oct 31, 2021 16:37
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Sayeth the garfsuit: Love me Feed me NEVER LEAVE ME
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...sometimes, all you can do is gaze into the abyss and find yourself reflexively saying "Holy loving poo poo!"
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I'm glad he's finally decided to admit he's a furry. Makes the short lived rebound fling with Scooby make a lot more sense.
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Amorphous Abode posted:On one hand the $14,000 Garfield costume truly is the perfect suit of celibacy armor, sex unable to get in or out... A lot of these fursuits have trapdoors for easy access in the rear end/crotch area. Seth Pecksniff posted:So... He's going full on celibate furry? I hope he does go to one, to meet some like (deranged) minds. If word of his convention hotel room activities there got out, Nathen might argue that a handjob doesn't count as sex, or that it was Garfield having the sex, not him.
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its really important for this thread to know that this plush, irl, is digustingly dirty and faded when garfieldeats was closing and everything looked up for grabs to the curious passer-by, NOBODY took this thing edit: wait maybe this is a costume and not just a stuffed animal. the stuffed animal is gross. the costume will soon be gross im sure.
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CodfishCartographer posted:https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1454539199613394946?t=a1rQr8ITw3XThoQC183KMQ&s=19
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The Instagram post goes into a lot more um... detail. Edit: I wonder who owns the ugly and cheap quality Garfield mascot costume.
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finding out that he's celibate garfield is such a twist
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Sherbert Hoover posted:finding out that he's celibate garfield is such a twist Every time I don't think he can top the last twist he somehow does.
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Sherbert Hoover posted:finding out that he's celibate garfield is such a twist especially since theres no way this can be true
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What's wrong with a little celebate, just friends humping?
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He just called us munchkins
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Escape From Noise posted:Every time I don't think he can top the last twist he somehow does. Honestly at the rate he's going he's gonna get massive amounts of plastic surgery to BE Garfield No more suit. No more.playing around. The Garf is real
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Honestly at the rate he's going he's gonna get massive amounts of plastic surgery to BE Garfield Okay, but how is he going to tie it in with Qanon?
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something that is "worth $14k" is not the same as it costing $14kAmorphous Abode posted:the perfect suit of celibacy armor, sex unable to get in or out lol
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Futanari Damacy posted:something that is "worth $14k" is not the same as it costing $14k This is not how most people use language though.
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Futanari Damacy posted:something that is "worth $14k" is not the same as it costing $14k  Owner of the ugly and cheap quality Garfield mascot costume spotted!
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I have no trouble believing that Nathen whether it was worth that price is entirely a different question SatansOnion fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Oct 31, 2021 |
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It's a minor thing, but I just want to point out "#Holloween"
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Akratic Method posted:It's a minor thing, but I just want to point out "#Holloween" It's so clever that I can't believe it's on purpose, I'm sure it's just a typo. Araboliosis is riddled with them.
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Escape From Noise posted:I have been here from the beginning somehow and it's a wild ride. Still can barely believe all the wild stuff that's come out of it. I thought this thread was going to get closed and goldmined over a year ago. I also cannot believe it's been over two years. I think if anything, this is a case example that one should never underestimate just how bonkers rich brats playing business mogul games with daddy's money can be. GolfHole posted:especially since theres no way this can be true Garfield fucks. Spacedad fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Oct 31, 2021 |
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Akratic Method posted:It's a minor thing, but I just want to point out "#Holloween" Hollow Mind. Hollow Suit. Celibate. Hollow Ween.
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This pivot to celibacy is hilarious because Nathan hit me up on Grindr multiple times this summer. His profile photo is obviously not him and it's written like a bot but it was actually him in other photos he sent. He really wanted a sugar baby. I honestly considered going on a date for the thread story but I didn't know he was out.
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