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KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Whybird posted:

When everything sucks, sometimes the only way to stay sane is to convince yourself that actually this poo poo sandwich you're eating is delicious filet steak, and it's everybody else who is wrong.

It's less about the actual British people doing it and more about my internal sense of American exceptionalism going "Ha! You think your country matters anymore and you're being salty about it by being extremely Britishly passive aggressive. That's cute. When my country stopped mattering, we tried to overthrow democracy about it!"

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Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


KillHour posted:

I don't know why, but the idea of British people being super nationalist is so quaint to me.

it's actually really loving awful just fyi, it's bellowing red faced racists who look like they've been carved from angry ham that will lick any boot so long as someone else suffers, they're in the majority and the Tories will be in power forever.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

you people have very strange reactions to sausages

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

you people have very strange reactions to sausages

They're the wurst

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Haven't met a memorial sausage I liked.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

The Bloop posted:

They're the wurst

someone already did that one

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

KillHour posted:

I don't know why, but the idea of British people being super nationalist is so quaint to me.

I always notice this even on Brit shows and sitcoms. Everything good is referred to as a "proper british X".

*makes an egg* "Ahh, there we are, a proper british egg." *watches sunrise "Lovely, a proper british sunrise." *catches fish* "I've got him. Look at this, a proper british fish."

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I always notice this even on Brit shows and sitcoms. Everything good is referred to as a "proper british X".

When I visited London a few years ago I lolled my rear end off to see that there is a chain called "Byron's Proper Hamburgers :wotwot:"

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Data Graham posted:

When I visited London a few years ago I lolled my rear end off to see that there is a chain called "Byron's Proper Hamburgers :wotwot:"

Were they mad, bad, and dangerous to eat?

Fat Loser
May 27, 2004

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

someone already did that one

We will keep making that joke until it's funny and then speed right past funny and back into annoying and unfunny on a continuous loop.

Like all jokes here.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

someone already did that one

Really? I'd like to meat that person and shake their hamd.

Capt.Whorebags
Jan 10, 2005

KillHour posted:

It's less about the actual British people doing it and more about my internal sense of American exceptionalism going "Ha! You think your country matters anymore and you're being salty about it by being extremely Britishly passive aggressive."

Tell you what, it's fun watching the USA do the same as China, a resurgent Russia, and its own population grinds it into a fine paste - except replace "passive aggressive" with "aggressive aggressive".

- from a country that calls itself a "respectable middle power" to convince ourselves that we matter, at all.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

someone already did that one

I never sausage an error

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Fat Loser posted:

We will keep making that joke until it's funny and then speed right past funny and back into annoying and unfunny on a continuous loop.

Like all jokes here.

That's a Wurst Käse Szenario, btw.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Capt.Whorebags posted:

- from a country that calls itself a "respectable middle power" to convince ourselves that we matter, at all.

:canada:

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Data Graham posted:

When I visited London a few years ago I lolled my rear end off to see that there is a chain called "Byron's Proper Hamburgers :wotwot:"

So was it a burger place or a sit-down that specialized in beef hamburg?

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011



flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Five pound sterling for one pound sausage, cor.

Lord Nelson would be rolling in his grave if the boffins hadn't built that giant granite spike to keep his soul down in hell

He does keep fighting it, mind. Almost an eighth of it is poking out of the ground now and I've heard tell it moves a few more inches every year

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

someone already did that one
Seeing jokes repeated like that is the wurst.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Knormal posted:

Seeing jokes repeated like that is the wurst.

Have you ever watched a German sausage go bad?
It goes from brat to wurst.

What did the German sausage say to the French bread?
Gluten tag!

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I always notice this even on Brit shows and sitcoms. Everything good is referred to as a "proper british X".

*makes an egg* "Ahh, there we are, a proper british egg." *watches sunrise "Lovely, a proper british sunrise." *catches fish* "I've got him. Look at this, a proper british fish."

I think this is done intentionally in a lot of media to try to strengthen the rapidly fading bonds holding the UK together. Its blatantly obvious that its not a union of equals, its "England etc" Scoltand is champing at the bit to get out and NI is in a very awkward position because of the land border. Brexit just made the internal strains much much stronger.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Thread synergy.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


I'm way younger than 100 and can draw better than her. Sarah has had so long to practice and still pumping out this garbage. Absolutely embarrassing.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Pookah posted:

I think this is done intentionally in a lot of media to try to strengthen the rapidly fading bonds holding the UK together. Its blatantly obvious that its not a union of equals, its "England etc" Scoltand is champing at the bit to get out and NI is in a very awkward position because of the land border. Brexit just made the internal strains much much stronger.

I don't think I've ever seen this said not as a joke.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Inceltown posted:

I'm way younger than 100 and can draw better than her. Sarah has had so long to practice and still pumping out this garbage. Absolutely embarrassing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1qBSKnl4kE

Pretend I linked to the actual Beef And Dairy Network episode that gag is from, I can't find which one it was :(

double spoiler: click through to see the description. Amazing.

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

I was already a big doughy kid at 15 when I discovered weed and took my first step into the kitchen, one of the first things I experimented with was the “Heartbreaker”. Big slices from a whole loaf of sour dough, coat with cream cheese and a layer of original farmer John sausages. Cut off the crust and use a fork to seal the edges like a giant ravioli, then cook like you would a grilled cheese. I’m 36 now and I don’t expect to live much longer

a sexual elk has a new favorite as of 10:24 on Nov 1, 2021

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Hyperlynx posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1qBSKnl4kE

Pretend I linked to the actual Beef And Dairy Network episode that gag is from, I can't find which one it was :(

double spoiler: click through to see the description. Amazing.

That's hilarious (the description)

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://youtu.be/3ChvxsVgT8c

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Inceltown posted:

I'm way younger than 100 and can draw better than her. Sarah has had so long to practice and still pumping out this garbage. Absolutely embarrassing.

You shut your mouth! That's the perfect representation of Happiness right there. Don't you have any dignity???

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Aramoro posted:

I don't think I've ever seen this said not as a joke.

The problem was that people didn't get that it was a joke, and now you have folk who sympathize with Basil Fawltey.

Hollow Talk
Feb 2, 2014

Karate Bastard posted:

You shut your mouth! That's the perfect representation of Happiness right there. Don't you have any dignity???

At Sarah's age it's more likely time for Dignitas...

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Karate Bastard posted:

You shut your mouth! That's the perfect representation of Happiness right there. Don't you have any dignity???

It was supposed to be a clock though

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Caedus posted:

fuckin eat an edible. drug dogs can't narc on your stomach for fucks sake. poop, piss or wank in an airplane bathroom ripped as gently caress as you please or don't. every toilet is exactly as disgusting as every other one so just wash your loving hands when you're done? you don't get sick from a dirty rear end you get sick from touching your dirty rear end and not washing your hands.

you're goddamn right I took my opportunity to die small at 30,000 ft and everyone else should too

This is a post

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

He just shot Scott Adams!

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Apr 28, 2009

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Philippe posted:

He just shot Scott Adams!

God, I wish...

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