Blooster posted:

https://twitter.com/NRA/status/1453453542170284042?t=FD0WSUM7O60xeUkNEQMDcg&s=19

Volmarias posted:

If only a good guy with an exploit was there too...

Ur Getting Fatter posted:

oh I’m sure there were some white hats there

Tatsuta Age posted:

https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1453480618600374274

extremely good

Kavros posted:

The Human Centrist Screed

Snowy posted:

I love that drawing but the poo poo looks more like a curly hair wig, thereby ruining my immersion

Heath posted:

Just picture it as a merkin

Outrail posted:

I assume all this political poo poo is merkin

Outrail posted:

I assume all this political poo poo is merkin

Flint_Paper posted:

I tried to understand this maths poo poo and it made me a virgin again so hard that all the cum I've ever put up a lady whizzed back into into my dick like a hoover in a bath of custard and now my balls are like space hoppers complete with the face and the two handles. Thanks for nothing ultrafilter

kazil posted:

At least now you have clean socks.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Seraph's been doing this rereg bitcoin bullshit for six years now. Good grief.

Douche Wolf 89 posted:

6 more years and he'll defend his right to date it

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Plebian Parasite posted:

I had a stupid thing happen to me at work today. One of my co workers is a real 'get-ahead' type. He's been angling for a serious job at the place I work for years and has been schmoozing his bosses and taking it upon himself to do all sorts of 'team-bonding' empty gestures. I like the guy well enough, he's not a bad guy and he has a really positive attitude all the time, he's not even that much of a chore to work with, but he has the energy of that one kid in class that never tones it down; he's probably never gonna see that promotion.

Well today, for everyone in our little department, he made team t-shirts with matching baseball caps. They're customized, and each one has the person's name, their year of birth, and a keyword with a quote (the keywords are all things like 'reliability', 'perfection', 'leadership' and the quotes are all his own quotes, he attributed them to himself.) My problem comes with the years, I was born in 1988 so now I'm the proud owner of a shirt with a giant 88 on the back and a hat to match. He, and most of the people there are completely oblivious to what has happened here (at least I would hope he is oblivious) but now I gotta find the most tactful way to tell him I'm not wearing the neo nazi shirt he had made for me.

Plebian Parasite posted:

I have a german last name, and let me tell you, it does not help.

Zeroisanumber posted:

I figured that blaming everything on the French was reflexive to the nature of British character.

Like all youse get in a fender bender and then both drivers get out and start screaming the St. Crispen's Day speech at each other.

flavor.flv posted:

https://twitter.com/EvilIguana966/status/1452833274464702465?s=20

Chitin posted:

The day the network died

Loden Taylor posted:

The blades of grass live or die at my whim, and it pleases me. Any man can be a god if he finds an organism small enough to torment.

AnimeIsTrash posted:

https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/1453477669291581447

exmarx posted:

gandlethorpe posted:

exmarx posted:

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/Aella_Girl/status/1453040463775141892

Tenebrais posted:

Of course the people that like licking boot are into feet

Inceltown posted:

How is "sex positions besides missionary" a fetish?

Cream-of-Plenty posted:

I subscribe to a horseshoe theory that says, after our buttholes are stretched and our poo is played with and the clown makeup has washed away, gormless humping and the missionary position will become the most exotic and fetishized things of all.

snaporaz posted:

oh jesus. i'm not a trouble maker. but if i get banned or whatever for this stupid poo poo, i'll take it as a badge of honor you snotty goddamned fucks.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Cartoon Man posted:

I refuse to google whether this is Onion or not, I’m just gonna accept it’s true.

Lobok posted:

I've heard of drinking & driving, but making beer while you drive? Hardcore.

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

No, it's when you can suck ur own bock

Cream-of-Plenty posted:

I subscribe to a horseshoe theory that says, after our buttholes are stretched and our poo is played with and the clown makeup has washed away, gormless humping and the missionary position will become the most exotic and fetishized things of all.

EorayMel posted:

If you won't take the 2 milliseconds to hit the shift key when typing, it's a fairly good indication that you weren't putting any effort into your posts either. At least that's what I hope, because if you were putting effort into them I feel bad for you. (Because they were bad)

Galewolf posted:

"EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A BENEGESERRIT HOLODISK INTO A PLAYER THEN I START DOING THE PRANA BINDU MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER REVEREND MOTHER GAIUS HELEN MOIHAM AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. I MAKE WEIRDING WAY SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN HARKONNEN BASTARDS EVEN WHEN I MESS UP THE TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON PLANET, SALUSA SECUNDUS. I CAN, I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUT LOUD EVERYDAY TO LORDS IN MY LANDSRAAD COUNCIL AND ALL THEY PROVE IS PEOPLE CAN BE IMMATURE JERKS AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY SIETCH LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LOOK INTO THE FUTURE”

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

It isn't a true OPEN PALM SLAM screed without JEKRS.

Blue Footed Booby posted:

And the last couple letters being lower case.

Ferret Faucet posted:

Holy gently caress I am incredibly high.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

ultrafilter posted:

OwlFancier posted:

The one loving redeeming feature in this writhing sack of hell meat that I was forced into against my will is that I can crank the hog and it floods my brain with good chemicals.

If you think for one thrice accursed second that I am not going to be smashing that button every possible second until I die, you are utterly deranged, insane, a fool and a danger to society and yourself.

ultrafilter posted:

canyoneer posted:

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Warhammer 401k