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deep dish peat moss

uploading your rowing team's rowboat to google sheets and it turns the row into a column

# ? Nov 1, 2021 04:29

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# ? May 10, 2024 13:16

frump truck: hello... again!

google THIS posted:

# ? Nov 1, 2021 05:01

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Wish I got as much sex as sex Ed does.

Sex Ed doesn't get down nearly as freaky as that Ho Mec.

# ? Nov 1, 2021 05:03

Code Jockey: 69420 basic bytes free

deep dish peat moss posted:

Reading three "how to juggle" books at the same time by juggling them and then suddenly realizing you already know how

# ? Nov 1, 2021 05:04

Karate Bastard

Huh, I guess an old Roman galley slave would be part of a spredsheet, for he rows in columns, you see

# ? Nov 1, 2021 12:46

biosterous

an action hero overcompensating for having a huge swingin D by carrying a tiny little revolver and driving a wood-panel sedan

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Nov 1, 2021 13:18

Stoner Sloth

Jestery posted:

Pro tip , use a notes app

I have a shared notes page with a mate that we both out these thoughts into

Eg
Lethal masculinity

Integer underflow Strat to achieve immortality

Become a dracula and stand naked in front of a mirror and do a crap onto the floor so it looks like a turd appears from nowhere

Tactical moonwalking

"hey welcome to grog the caveman's YouTube channel, today I show you 4 tricks to play on friend while hunting for mammut"

Really dumb Black mirror episode where everyone wakes up with big tiddies

Live Action Akira slide fail *Wilhelm scream*

Mr Bean X Forrest Gump

Visual novel Haram anime in North Korean prison

Schrodinger's Dog dick, the superposition of nudity in the twilight series

Jaws porno parody

Time traveler comedy where they have a bank of Hitler clones to replace time travelers coming back in time to kill hitler, but there is a breach in the containment facility and 100-1000 Hitler's are unleashed unto WW2 era europe

lol these are great

loved Lethal Masculinity - also it made me think of LD50 Masculinity

# ? Nov 1, 2021 13:32

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Gowron restoring honour to various groups and individuals that were badmouthed through history.

# ? Nov 1, 2021 16:01

free Trapt CD: *~~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings
*~~*

guy who chases a ghost out of his house like it's a stray cat

# ? Nov 1, 2021 17:18

Karate Bastard

Stoner Sloth posted:

lol these are great

loved Lethal Masculinity - also it made me think of LD50 Masculinity

How many cigars and whisky are the perfect balance of deadly to safe? How much bbq sauce? How many thermostats?

# ? Nov 1, 2021 17:21

free Trapt CD: *~~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings
*~~*

git! git. go on and skedaddle on out of here. you little rascal. begone with you

e: brandishing a broom etc

# ? Nov 1, 2021 17:22

Karate Bastard

Oh sweet mary mother of god, how Big a thermostat???

# ? Nov 1, 2021 17:22

Karate Bastard

Cats are like ghosts in that if you just throw out the fish or bones or whatever into the driveway you can slam the door behind them when they dart out

# ? Nov 1, 2021 17:30

free Trapt CD: *~~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings
*~~*

Karate Bastard posted:

Cats are like ghosts in that if you just throw out the fish or bones or whatever into the driveway you can slam the door behind them when they dart out

ONE NIGHT I forget to weigh down the trash can lid and of course the next morning there's weegie boards and ventriloquist's dummies scattered all over the dang patio

# ? Nov 1, 2021 17:41

Karate Bastard

My cat keeps bringing poltergeists into the house

# ? Nov 1, 2021 17:44

free Trapt CD: *~~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings
*~~*

Karate Bastard posted:

My cat keeps bringing poltergeists into the house

# ? Nov 1, 2021 17:55

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Karate Bastard posted:

My cat keeps bringing poultrygeists into the house

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Nov 1, 2021 18:31

google THIS

My cat leaves animal entrails on the doorstep and always looks really put out that I throw them away instead of reading them

# ? Nov 1, 2021 18:36

Karate Bastard

Ok ok fine, I'll read it, ugh!

"FEED ME"

Really. That's cute, shitstain.

How long were you planning to just sit there staring at me?

# ? Nov 1, 2021 19:15

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Tony Soprano trying to play Mario Kart 8 with AJ, and he gets so mad at being blue shelled he has his own home demolished

# ? Nov 2, 2021 06:08

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*Carmella leans out the window from the half of the home still standing and screams* TONAAAYYY WHAT THE gently caress

*Tony replies back screaming angry incomprehensible pseudo-Italian about a blue turtle and various other Italian Gamer words about turtles and his own son*

# ? Nov 2, 2021 06:19

Karate Bastard

Help me doctor, I have youtube personality disorder

Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 15:27 on Nov 2, 2021

# ? Nov 2, 2021 12:31

Jestery: Not a Dickman, just a shape

Describing food via the Bristol stool scale

# ? Nov 2, 2021 13:20

google THIS

Karate Bastard posted:

Help me doctor, I have youtube personality disorder

Please watch this entire therapy session to find out why

# ? Nov 2, 2021 22:12

deep dish peat moss

Someone who is Perfectly Mentally Healthy watching youtube therapy because they like the ASMR of the doctor's voice sound and they transcend to the next stage of humanity

# ? Nov 2, 2021 22:43

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Getting ASMR from The Whisper Song.

# ? Nov 3, 2021 12:50

ChubbyChecker

Karate Bastard posted:

Huh, I guess an old Roman galley slave would be part of a spredsheet, for he rows in columns, you see

# ? Nov 3, 2021 13:35

Karate Bastard

I'm serious about gaming

# ? Nov 3, 2021 18:42

Karate Bastard

Here is my gaming chair

Here is my mouse mat, for gaming.

# ? Nov 3, 2021 18:43

alnilam

You know those gatorade / nike / whatever commercials showing how super serious a gatorade / nike consumer is about sports, like it's their life, shows them getting ready for the game in slow motion, practicing, pulling on a sweatband, very serious narrator and big booming percussive sound effects, etc. That but about gaming

# ? Nov 3, 2021 18:49

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

I think those ads already exist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b44ZsW1H3wU

# ? Nov 3, 2021 19:00

more falafel please: forums poster

alnilam posted:

You know those gatorade / nike / whatever commercials showing how super serious a gatorade / nike consumer is about sports, like it's their life, shows them getting ready for the game in slow motion, practicing, pulling on a sweatband, very serious narrator and big booming percussive sound effects, etc. That but about gaming

my 13yo brother in law is convinced he needs a 240Hz monitor if he wants to be elite

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Nov 3, 2021 19:26

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Viginti Septem posted:

I'd venture that most people cannot tell the differences in refresh rates over 60Hz.

on top of that most people's reaction times are well over 100ms

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Nov 3, 2021 19:42

deep dish peat moss

Super high refresh rates always make me feel like I'm watching a soap opera

# ? Nov 3, 2021 19:52

deep dish peat moss

Karate Bastard posted:

Here is my gaming chair

Here is my mouse mat, for gaming.

Here's my Razer Gaming Thimbles

# ? Nov 3, 2021 19:53

more falafel please: forums poster

deep dish peat moss posted:

Super high refresh rates always make me feel like I'm watching a soap opera

super high refresh rates on TV are pointless because tv signals are 30 or 60 fps, so TVs helpfully interpolate (read: make up) tweener frames to make everything look better (read: like you're going to throw up)

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Nov 3, 2021 20:02

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

alnilam posted:

SPIDER'S WEB ZONE

# ? Nov 3, 2021 20:13

Karate Bastard

deep dish peat moss posted:

Here's my Razer Gaming Thimbles

Holy loving assholes way to nail the punchline I was going for

A man dips his fingers in fetid rear end sweat and draws a line across my forehead. "Razer", he murmurs.

# ? Nov 3, 2021 20:14

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# ? May 10, 2024 13:16

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

competitive tetris gamer is happy that new tetris titles are bringing in a bigger, younger fanbase but is bothered that nobody seems to care about or respect the game's lore

# ? Nov 3, 2021 20:15

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