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Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦
I think the funniest part of the story is they were “helping me trouble shoot a problem we thought we were having”.

Dude got phished like someone’s grandma clicking a link that says her phone has viruses.

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
We've got a response from the hackers.

https://twitter.com/WyvernGoulash/status/1455134880166187015?s=20

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
I want to see a script for Ocean's Eleven but with NFT's.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Put me down as liking the dumb ape a lot more now that it's the heist of the century.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/1455135929971191811

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Croccers posted:

I want to see a script for Ocean's Eleven but with NFT's.

You'd have to film it like the hacking scenes in Hackers. I fully support this endeavor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn2cf_wJ4f4

Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣

Wasn't it actually like a weird cum magic power-saving thing that incels were doing, then a weird nazi thing of only cumming for procreation?

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Data Graham posted:

"It's still mine even though it's been stolen! Nobody use it!!"

Which, of course, is loving hilarious since it invalidates their entire argument.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Not the idiot

https://twitter.com/GoingMedieval/status/1455178539477651463?t=s4piA3RY5j4YnUmVUB983g&s=19

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Count Uvula posted:

"No one wants to buy stolen art"

Yeah I'm sure that belief will hold up now that you've taken some lovely monkeys and given them an interesting history in the form of a high profile art heist, NFT dude...

There's a non-zero chance that this whole thing is an elaborate act. You've now got several things for sale that had a made-up price tag that has now only increased further. That "note" itself is on sale for nearly half a mil so all they'd need is just one single rube to shell out for it and right now it's the focus of the NFT community

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Kit Walker posted:

There's a non-zero chance that this whole thing is an elaborate act. You've now got several things for sale that had a made-up price tag that has now only increased further. That "note" itself is on sale for nearly half a mil so all they'd need is just one single rube to shell out for it and right now it's the focus of the NFT community

Everything about nfts is a scam. Even the scams

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

I mean I do agree that less people should post about their cum habits

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The one loving redeeming feature in this writhing sack of hell meat that I was forced into against my will is that I can crank the hog and it floods my brain with good chemicals.

If you think for one thrice accursed second that I am not going to be smashing that button every possible second until I die, you are utterly deranged, insane, a fool and a danger to society and yourself.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


goblin week posted:

I mean I do agree that less people should post about their cum habits

"But the people must know!!!!!!11!"

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Douche Wolf 89 posted:

Wasn't it actually like a weird cum magic power-saving thing that incels were doing, then a weird nazi thing of only cumming for procreation?

I remember it as a "porno (and thus women) have TOO MUCH POWER over men, go a month without jerking it and you'll never be manipulated by a woman again". Like one of those "Let's phase out the 'need' for women" things.

OwlFancier posted:

The one loving redeeming feature in this writhing sack of hell meat that I was forced into against my will is that I can crank the hog and it floods my brain with good chemicals.

If you think for one thrice accursed second that I am not going to be smashing that button every possible second until I die, you are utterly deranged, insane, a fool and a danger to society and yourself.

Unironically :same:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Kit Walker posted:

There's a non-zero chance that this whole thing is an elaborate act. You've now got several things for sale that had a made-up price tag that has now only increased further. That "note" itself is on sale for nearly half a mil so all they'd need is just one single rube to shell out for it and right now it's the focus of the NFT community

I know my first instinct when I'm dealing with scammers and hackers who have absolutely rolled me is to post through it for the maximum attention possible.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Data Graham posted:

"It's still mine even though it's been stolen! Nobody use it!!"

It's literally 'original character DO NOT STEAL' without the excuse of being twelve year olds trying to stand out in the recolour webcomic market

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Paging Dr. Kellogg to the thread, Dr. Kellogg to the thread, we have a code pearl

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Tony the Tiger thanks you for your jerkvice

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Ghost Leviathan posted:

It's literally 'original character DO NOT STEAL' without the excuse of being twelve year olds trying to stand out in the recolour webcomic market

Image © Google

Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣

Yup there we go thanks for dunking my alley-oop

The anti-jacking it people are just nazi breatharians. Shut up, you are jacking it, you all know each other is jacking it, how is this your personality

Edit: VVV *angrily crosses off another name from "possible WNBA goons" list*

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Douche Wolf 89 posted:

dunking my alley-oop
I am not that kind of girl

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


Read After Burning posted:

I remember it as a "porno (and thus women) have TOO MUCH POWER over men, go a month without jerking it and you'll never be manipulated by a woman again". Like one of those "Let's phase out the 'need' for women" things.

Secessio penis

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.




Ben Garrison is still very good.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
This has to be a psy-op.
https://twitter.com/Celtic_Films/status/1454677943695790080?s=20
Or just someone being an rear end in a top hat on twitter for engagement, and I've shared it so now I'm part of the problem.

This is how it's pronounced
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdeiG9GnUYE
in case you haven't seen the word before. borrow words are pronounced in as close as your local language can to the original pronunciation. Kinda want to see this guy pronounce hors d'oeuvres and quesadilla

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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
it's pronounced croissant.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Maybe in Seltic

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

it's pronounced croissant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1wqpTakGsE

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

it's pronounced croissant.

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Oct 15, 2012

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Skwirl posted:

This has to be a psy-op.
https://twitter.com/Celtic_Films/status/1454677943695790080?s=20
Or just someone being an rear end in a top hat on twitter for engagement, and I've shared it so now I'm part of the problem.

This is how it's pronounced
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdeiG9GnUYE
in case you haven't seen the word before. borrow words are pronounced in as close as your local language can to the original pronunciation. Kinda want to see this guy pronounce hors d'oeuvres and quesadilla

This is what I tell people about “hors d’oeuvres”

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Oh my god I've never seen this before but this is how my childhood was.

cage-free egghead
Mar 8, 2004

christmas boots posted:

This is what I tell people about “hors d’oeuvres”

https://youtu.be/o1-ndsRPxbM

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Shishkahuben posted:

I could watch NFT dudes lose their life savings every day for the rest of my life.

https://twitter.com/Padgriffin_/status/1455029505123180547





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Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

Elissimpark posted:

Its very clearly "A Nightmare on ELM STREET".

Just don't live on Elm Street.

Sorted.

Just rename the street. Imagine how embarrassed Freddy would be to be in Nightmare on Dipshit Street

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Yeah, but then you have to live on Dipshit Street

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Wait, what?

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Skwirl posted:

Wait, what?

Are you givin' us the frooty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3_DjiLLDfo

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz5UP9G4YCM

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RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

christmas boots posted:

This is what I tell people about “hors d’oeuvres”

This is one of those words that I heard aloud and saw in print and did not connect for years that they were the same word.

Generally I'm not in favour of jokes that are just saying a word wrong, as they are at best just kind of lazy, but "horse doovers" is my one exception.

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