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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:laffo:

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Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


EorayMel posted:

:allbuttons: Terrible poster. :allbuttons:
I don't get it, is there funny context?

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Ever since I started and cooking and gardening, I came to view gathering food from nature whenever possible as a fundamental principle, especially with mushrooms. I had a bad experience with a misidentification about a year ago (morchella claviformis, to be exact) that made me reconsider how important mycology in general and wild harvesting in particular really were to me, and whether the benefits outweighed the potential to do grievous harm with a simple error. I decided to give it up because I just couldn't handle the morel ambiguity

elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
To be fair if you’re too fuckin dumb to correctly identify morchella species you probably shouldn’t eat anything that isn’t clearly labeled EDIBLE in large letters anyway

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

[furious ape sounds]

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Booooooooooooooooooo

Get off the stage

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

elise the great posted:

To be fair if you’re too fuckin dumb to correctly identify morchella species you probably shouldn’t eat anything that isn’t clearly labeled EDIBLE in large letters anyway

I mean it's super easy to tell poisonous mushrooms from edible ones anyways. If they have little skulls all over them then they're poisonous, if they don't (or are yellow) then they're fine to eat. If they have yellow skulls on them, then they're probably OK but I still avoid them just in case.

Hokkaido Anxiety
May 21, 2007

slub club 2013

Robobot posted:

If they have yellow skulls on them, then they're probably OK but I still avoid them just in case.

You CAN eat them, but then you're left-handed all of a sudden and just nothing feels right for a couple hours.

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

Hokkaido Anxiety posted:

You CAN eat them, but then you're left-handed all of a sudden and just nothing feels right for a couple hours.

A very sinister mushroom, that.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

No-Nut November's a far-right psy-op anyway, so it's far better to crank it through November knowing you're making sex-hating fundies mad.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Neddy Seagoon posted:

No-Nut November's a far-right psy-op anyway, so it's far better to crank it through November knowing you're making sex-hating fundies mad.

Yeah, that's why you do it

elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
NO Nut November? I thought it was NINETY Nut November. Oh no.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Never Not Nut November

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

No, Nut November!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



No Nut November
No, Nut November!

e: :negative:

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
No Nut, No Vember

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

no nut november is a Mourn Nob Event

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Your member, your member, don't touch in November

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Donut November?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

no nut november is still better than movember was

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

elise the great posted:

NO Nut November? I thought it was NINETY Nut November. Oh no.

Knowing your feral child background I can’t help but imagine your cheeks stuffed full as you prepare caches for the winter

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

RFC2324 posted:

no nut november is still better than movember was

Oh wait, they're different things? It seemed a little strange when that guy from Marketing came around doing his pledge drive. Makes more sense now.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Lobok posted:

Oh wait, they're different things? It seemed a little strange when that guy from Marketing came around doing his pledge drive. Makes more sense now.

I guess both end with something unsightly on your upper lip that shouldn't be seen in public

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
November really is lousy. Can't nut, can't shave, and you have to write a novel.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Dareon posted:

November really is lousy. Can't nut, can't shave, and you have to write a novel.

Check out Ernest Hemingway over here

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Lobok posted:

Oh wait, they're different things? It seemed a little strange when that guy from Marketing came around doing his pledge drive. Makes more sense now.

Getting a moustache invariably leads to having to masturbate, so they are actually competing concepts.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

some plague rats posted:

Check out Ernest Hemingway over here

November: don't nut, don't shave, write a novel

Me, realistic: you can ape Hemingway, but you're not Hemingway until you put in the work. Go lead a communist revolt and then fist fight a lion.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Actually I think you'll find I've done the work already. Let's run that comparison:

Me: alive
Hemingway: dead, like an idiot

Pretty clear winner there!

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:

November: don't nut, don't shave, write a novel

Me, realistic: you can ape Hemingway, but you're not Hemingway until you put in the work. Go lead a communist revolt and then fist fight a lion.

And the suicide?

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

oldpainless posted:

And the suicide?

You have to get to pro level drinking status.

Like an actual rum company just based on your desire for a clean well-lighted place.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

oldpainless posted:

And the suicide?

Mods don't read this:

I said don't read this you loving fascist spies

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:

Mods don't read this:

I said don't read this you loving fascist spies

Empty quote: spoiler text, never read

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

sebmojo posted:

Empty quote: spoiler text, never read

baby shoes never worn

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

baby shoes never worn

Of course they are never worn, babies don't need shoes. They can't even walk!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I hope you guys are having a nutty November so far!

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Three times so far!

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

flavor.flv posted:

Three times so far!

Amateur

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

NFT: New Fraud Technology

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

some plague rats posted:

Check out Ernest Hemingway over here

You mean Katherine?

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Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



some plague rats posted:

Check out Ernest Hemingway over here

And there, and there and also over that wall.
Shotguns are messy.

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