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Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
mUrDeReD By wOrDs

https://old.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/comments/qj5bup/little_dicks/

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Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
Can't tell who reddit hates more kids or women.

rockinsaki
Feb 6, 2004

Skinless Half-Asian Wonder

..The Rider of a white horse. This rider wears a crown and will deceive many with talks of peace, but he will wage war against the saints.
Bad parenting?

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

rockinsaki posted:

Bad parenting?

Who would be the bad parent in that exchange?

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008
I don't see any hate or bad parenting there, but parents who won't admit kids can be dicks sometimes scare the hell out of me. What kind of weird rear end clone children are you raising where they've never drawn on a wall or looked you right in the eye before throwing a huge tantrum at exactly the wrong time?

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

It's fair to say don't call my kids dicks, it's also fair to point out kids can be dicks.

Now if someone refers to their kid(s) as "my little angel(s)" then you run the gently caress away as quick as possible.

Unless they're saying it through gritted teeth, with bags under the eyes bigger than Santa's sack.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
Here's the thing: The woman didn't make *any* claim regarding her kids even after his rude rear end question. For all we know she could be very cognizant and upfront about her kids dickishness.

The dude is just mad she put him in his place and tried to spin it like she is saying her kids can do no wrong (she didn't).

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!
He mad

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

teen witch posted:

Something about calling yourself spayed is unsettling.

I do that because the reactions are funny as gently caress, and also they did take my balls away so it’s 100% more accurate than whatever that chick got going on

The Sausages
Sep 30, 2012

What do you want to do? Who do you want to be?
It's 100% ok to not like or want kids and be honest about it but "are your children dicks?" out of nowhere is a massive red flag.

Call me old-fashioned but maybe real talk about how dickish children can be is best done in private between friends, or maybe on dead gay comedy forums, not as part of a pickup spiel targeting single parents that you want to scold on social media for upturds.

And yet that creep is still less insufferable than delusional parents

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆
https://twitter.com/GoodReddit/status/1454993554149945344?s=20

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
In the last two years the number of anime or video game themed welcome mats in my building has increased from zero to six (out of of 12).

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

withak posted:

In the last two years the number of anime or video game themed welcome mats in my building has increased from zero to six (out of of 12).

drat, thats a real bad streak of romantic luck

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

I step on a big welcome mat with my wife.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

So hard to guess why that marriage failed

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



How often do you think "the cake is a lie" was uttered in that household?

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Zil posted:

How often do you think "the cake is a lie" was uttered in that household?

my guess is one time too many

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

Workaday Wizard posted:

Can't tell who reddit hates more kids or women.
if person bool(female) xor bool(child) hate else gently caress

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

SatansOnion posted:

my guess is one time too many

Only once, huh?

Yellow Yoshi
Apr 29, 2020

Figure 1: Mario's weird dog

pleasurable reddit
good reddit

two words combined that cant make sense

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

This Is the Zodiac posted:

if person bool(female) xor bool(child) hate else gently caress

I don't think else is the right operator there

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018


RFC2324 posted:

I don't think else is the right operator there

Based on Srgrapho’s popularity i would argue it parses correctly at least when it comes to women and child both being true.

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

SMEGMA_MAIL posted:

Based on Srgrapho’s popularity i would argue it parses correctly at least when it comes to women and child both being true.

Hold on, I am drawing a custom reply with a cute anime character for you as a response to this

I just have to finish drawing my child porn first

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

Wait a second here you’re supposed to be a mod of the anime forum before you do that.

El Jeffe
Dec 24, 2009

The Weeknd's Halloween costume provokes some valuable discussion!

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
:chloe:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

That's like


That's pretty much his natural skin color with some age makeup and latex bits, they didn't exactly slather white paint on him

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer
How dare Chapelle mock white people, in that one single sketch where he mocked white people.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
White chicks is the greatest movie of all time

dangerstepp
Apr 8, 2019
Any good "Reddit, no one knew what my costume was!" posts from this past weekend?

It's always some chick dressed up as some obscure side character from some bullshit no one watches.


345k Upvotes

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

This talks to the dire need for a complete educational overhaul in the U.S.

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
i'm fully okay with modern whiteface minstrel shows, cause whites have no culture, but doing it with an i-talian is a bit touchy maybe?? what do you think guys???

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Don't be Sicily

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆
an italian would stick out like a sore thumb when all your minstrel show's other characters are white

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin
Everything I know about Italians I learned from this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkx1FbldYyM

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
https://old.reddit.com/r/AskThe_Donald/comments/ql6uwy/mcconnell_inflation_just_hit_another_30year/

Front page content, just like everything else I've posted lol

Vinny Possum
Sep 21, 2015

THUNDERDOME LOSER



A very normal redditor


Making very normal things

u/bdaydragon posted:

-What happens to a hybrid if the father refuses it? Usually they are killed, they can be left with the mother (the sow) but they can't survive in those conditions so they would die anyway.

-Is it put up for adoption? No, just in very particular cases.

-Is there a ‘market’ for hybrids? Yeah it may be, they can be used as incubators for organs like in real life.

-Are they truly intellectually stunted or is that a stereotype enforced to keep them out of society? No, they are actually not very developed brain-wise, of course they could have some skills if they could get the proper education and attention, but they would still be limited in their capacities.

-How old do they grow to? Around 30 years in the best conditions.

-Why can’t human women become pregnant by a male pig? I should've written that, pig sperm has protaglandin that is the active lipid to induce labor (and abortions) which has the effect of a plan b pill.

u/bdaydragon posted:

-What does their childhood life and adult life look like? In my story, the protagonist has several hybrids and he doesn't let them go out but they aren't very interested in that either, I'd just spend time watching colorful drawings or trying to figure out how things around them work, chewing things, fighting with each other and they end up dying (part of them murdered by their father out of frustration). If they reach adulthood they still need a caretaker to look after their needs, and pretty much continue having a limited panorama of the world.

-Why would someone make them, and how are things made for them different from things made for us? It was a little hard for me to understand this question, sorry, correct me if the answer isn't quite what you wanted to know. In this alternate reality, it is a consequence of the satisfaction of a fetish, and maybe a fetish as a whole. What I meant with the "things made for them" was that there aren't clothes, facilities, schools that can help them fullfill their mental and physical needs.

u/bdaydragon posted:

The first concept was completely based off chimerism but as the project progressed I decided they would be hybrids, in my first post there's more information about the rules for Human-pig reproduction but the main idea is that only men can impregnate sows (because pig sperm would make the human uterus to contract and thus, cause miscarriages), and just one of the several ova that the sow has will produce a hybrid. If you are 18 or older I can send you the story that I wrote about all this :)

Vinny Possum fucked around with this message at 10:52 on Nov 3, 2021

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



reddit: the consequence of the satisfaction of a fetish

yeah no poo poo

Vinny Possum
Sep 21, 2015

THUNDERDOME LOSER

TK8325 posted:

reddit: the consequence of the satisfaction of a fetish

yeah no poo poo

Their post history is DIRE

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realbez
Mar 23, 2005

Fun Shoe
I hate that post

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