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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/RichardHanania/status/1455693721219911681?s=20

That guy is going to get Trump elected.

https://twitter.com/zei_squirrel/status/1361521864548507649?s=20

So he's a think tank chud also.

Nonsense fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Nov 3, 2021

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J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


CommieGIR posted:

https://twitter.com/SawyerHackett/status/1455611962478505991?s=20

QAnon went to Texas to try to see the second coming of JFK.

Surprisingly, JFK didn't rise from the dead.

Trump and MAGA. Harold Camping and the apocalypse. White terror in the 90s to herald the end times. James Webb saying in front of Congress that we don't need to worry about the environment since 'we don't know how many more generations will be until the Lord returns.'

So many people just want it to be over rather than deal with a messy and confusing reality. It's been going on for decades now, if not longer, and I'm not sure how you counter it or stop it from growing.

It's depressing as hell.

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.

J.A.B.C. posted:

Trump and MAGA. Harold Camping and the apocalypse. White terror in the 90s to herald the end times. James Webb saying in front of Congress that we don't need to worry about the environment since 'we don't know how many more generations will be until the Lord returns.'

So many people just want it to be over rather than deal with a messy and confusing reality. It's been going on for decades now, if not longer, and I'm not sure how you counter it or stop it from growing.

It's depressing as hell.

Makes me want to read demon haunted world again.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

CommieGIR posted:

https://twitter.com/SawyerHackett/status/1455611962478505991?s=20

QAnon went to Texas to try to see the second coming of JFK.

Surprisingly, JFK didn't rise from the dead.

It's adorable watching people pretend we're not the exact same animal we were during the middle ages. If a king under the mountain was good for them than it must be good for us to have a king under the ocean

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
I caught an earful of what I think was Laura Ingrahm the other day, talking about the "empty virtue signaling" of Biden at COP26. She snidely mentioned a "race to find the next Solyndra." God, how can they maintain anger over such tiny poo poo? I feel like a weirdo when I get the urge to stew about something from Trump's initial campaign.

My dad's a recently retired clinical microbiologist who takes COVID seriously and is baffled by antivaxxers, but it certainly hasn't gotten him to turn off Fox. I've been trying to get out of my dead-end job and start an actual career in computer touching for years now, and he busted out the "No one wants to work" thing as a reason why it should be easier.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Wow, Solyndra is a deep cut at this point

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Inghram wasn't wrong. None of those old fucks were going to do anything.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
It's fun how usually risking getting your skull bashed in by riot cops to affect change is virtue signaling, while corporate pandering is the bottom of the slippery slope to radical Marxism.

duck.exe
Apr 14, 2012

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/thetomzone/status/1456414848435335168?s=21

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!




I don't know what I was expecting from his experience, but... it wasn't that.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

quote:

What Carlson, who said he will never take opioids again if he can help it, found most interesting was what the drugs did to his spirit.

“I had this spirit of fear within me, which I don’t have,” he said. “I’m not bragging, I don’t have it. And I think you can feel it. I don’t have it, I think that’s why I’m successful, cause I’m just not afraid. I felt afraid just of like life or something. It’s interesting.



Just lmao that he either doesn't have or wants to act like he doesn't have existential dread

Explains so much

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
He's like a cat, he literally cannot feel proper human fear because he does not comprehend concepts like mortality.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I hope he gets hooked and dies from it.

Gucci Loafers
May 20, 2006

Ask yourself, do you really want to talk to pair of really nice gaudy shoes?


Takoluka posted:

I don't know what I was expecting from his experience, but... it wasn't that.

I'm not surprised, that's the general thing that happens to conservative pundits but only after they've personally experienced the issue.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



He might go the Rush route: I have a problem and deserve your sympathy, but those people are just useless drug abusers who should subsist on bread and water.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

He might go the Rush route: I have a problem and deserve your sympathy, but those people are just useless drug abusers who should subsist on bread and water.

He's such a privileged little prep school poo poo that he thinks he 'doesn't experience fear' like he's "built different" or whatever people tell themselves when they've never been hit in the mouth.

He absolutely will excuse it and move forward pushing his fascist bullshit.

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010
That Tucker Carlson is a sociopath who can’t understand normal human interaction is hardly surprising.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
If he doesn't have the spirit of fear then why is he always freaking out about immigrants and trans people?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Thats hate not fear.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Casimir Radon posted:

I hope he gets hooked and dies from it.

As I was reading the headline I was immediately disappointed that it wasn't "Tucker Carlson Gets Pumped Full of Fentanyl and Dies"

Cat Puke
Apr 15, 2017
I don't know what to make of this. Maybe he doesn't know how often his staff change the sheets. Maybe he never changes the sheets and is protesting too much.

Tucker Carlson posted:

in real life, I wash the sheets every day. I’m that guy.


It seems like his takeaway is mostly that people don't take care of themselves as well as he does because they're hooked on drugs, and not because he inherited immense wealth and privilege.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous




quote:

To illustrate caring, he told a story in which he said, “I don’t eat in bed, cause I’m not a loving animal.” It ended with a dog vomiting ham on him. 

Somebody get that dog a medal

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*
This is probably the first time he's felt any real hardship in his entire life

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Fox assured me I'd never die?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


His conversations with Bubba the Lovesponge, in addition to him defending Warren Jeffs, are chock full of him calling poor people ‘peasants’, saying he never has to work, and self identifying as an ‘elitist’. But because we live in Hellworld dumb poor rurals think he’s their populist champion.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Remember when Glenn Back came out in favour of healthcare reform after a bad stay in a hospital? Or when Megyn Kelly came out in favour of paid maternity leave after having a baby? Conservatives ALWAYS do this whenever It, capital letters, happens to them.

And then they forget all about it in about two weeks. This too shall pass, don't expect any life-altering change out of Tuck.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
I half believe that Tuck doesnt do some other sort of rich people drugs. (booze counts)

But the other half is he legit is the biggest straight edge sqaure.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


making GBS threads up the world is his drug.

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
Supposedly Mike also has an interview with world president Trump but you'd have to watch it on his site so, no.

Mike now seems to be suing Skynet or something.
https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1456664062331219970

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



nine-gear crow posted:

Remember when Glenn Back came out in favour of healthcare reform after a bad stay in a hospital? Or when Megyn Kelly came out in favour of paid maternity leave after having a baby? Conservatives ALWAYS do this whenever It, capital letters, happens to them.

And then they forget all about it in about two weeks. This too shall pass, don't expect any life-altering change out of Tuck.

See, I didn't get that kind of vibe from Tucker. I thought he would come back with some different and much more sympathetic mindset, if only for a moment, but instead, he came back with some weird stories about he's super cool and makes his bed everyday and how opiods make people not clean their lawn and that's craaaaaazy. It's baffling.

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

Brawnfire posted:

Just lmao that he either doesn't have or wants to act like he doesn't have existential dread

Explains so much

I've done a bunch of psychedelics over the years and they've pretty much ground down my old existential dread. Good stuff.

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015

Twelve by Pies posted:

If he doesn't have the spirit of fear then why is he always freaking out about immigrants and trans people?

He isn't, it's theater. Immigrants won't negatively impact his life in the least, but he knows what his audience is afraid of.

PeterWeller
Apr 21, 2003

I told you that story so I could tell you this one.

Twelve by Pies posted:

If he doesn't have the spirit of fear then why is he always freaking out about immigrants and trans people?

He absolutely feels fear. That video of him being confronted in the Montana fishing shop demonstrated that clearly.

Dr. Gargunza
May 19, 2011

He damned me for a eunuch,
and my mother for a whore.



Fun Shoe

Takoluka posted:

See, I didn't get that kind of vibe from Tucker. I thought he would come back with some different and much more sympathetic mindset, if only for a moment, but instead, he came back with some weird stories about he's super cool and makes his bed everyday and how opiods make people not clean their lawn and that's craaaaaazy. It's baffling.

I'm reminded of Dr. Chilton's first line in Silence of the Lambs: "Oh, he's a monster. Pure psychopath. So rare to catch one alive." Fox knows they've got a precious beast in Tuck, but you never really want them to let the mask slip, y'know?

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Dr. Gargunza posted:

I'm reminded of Dr. Chilton's first line in Silence of the Lambs: "Oh, he's a monster. Pure psychopath. So rare to catch one alive." Fox knows they've got a precious beast in Tuck, but you never really want them to let the mask slip, y'know?

The way they've literally warped the network around Tucker to try and protect him speaks to this in spades.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

nine-gear crow posted:

The way they've literally warped the network around Tucker to try and protect him speaks to this in spades.

They would sacrifice Hannity to save Tucker, probably

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


I wish someone else would agree to go on and do like Rutger Bregman did. Carlson is so easy to get to meltdown. I mean he won't air it just like with Bregman but I bet that felt amazing.

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015

Angry_Ed posted:

They would sacrifice Hannity to save Tucker, probably

Tucker Carlson was a 3rd-tier pundit bouncing around all three cable news networks for 15 years until settling on Fox. And he would have remained doing the occasional guest host roles until Bill O'Reily was ousted for sexual harassment. O'Reily was their previous titan and it's kind of amazing that they would axe him, but the incident is the only reason why Tucker was given a primetime slot. O'Reily's producers and writers didn't leave with him, they just went onto backing Tucker. It's the same show that's been getting millions of viewers 5 nights a week for 20 years now, just with a different talking head. But the purpose is to maintain the illusion that we're seeing and hearing the genuinely-held beliefs of one man, instead of the carefully-workshopped scripts and segments which have been refined by a team of writers to best appeal to an audience of high school equivalents (white) that don't watch the news


I can't see them ever sacrificing Hannity. Tucker and Laura Ingram have occasionally said things that cost them sponsors, yet Hannity's managed to avoid any similar issues while still topping his timeslot consistently for over a decade now. His only flaw (from a network perspective) is that his massive audience is geriatric, which aren't worth as much to marketers.

But by going into streaming with Fox Nation, they can build up a new bench of future replacements.

Which reminds me, remember when Fox Nation originally launched in 2008 as some weird response to Fox blaming the internet for Obama's victory? It was like a blog, except with comment sections filled with racists, which might seem ordinary but was a cutting edge thing for Fox at the time!

je1 healthcare fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Nov 6, 2021

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Reminder that Tucker’s head writer had to resign last year because it turned out he was writing the same kind of poo poo, albeit not in dog whistles online.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/10/media/tucker-carlson-writer-blake-neff/index.html

quote:

Just this week, the writer, Blake Neff, responded to a thread started by another user in 2018 with the subject line, "Would u let a JET BLACK congo n****er do lasik eye surgery on u for 50% off?" Neff wrote, "I wouldn't get LASIK from an Asian for free, so no." (The subject line was not censored on the forum.) On June 5, Neff wrote, "Black doods staying inside playing Call of Duty is probably one of the biggest factors keeping crime down." On June 24, Neff commented, "Honestly given how tired black people always claim to be, maybe the real crisis is their lack of sleep." On June 26, Neff wrote that the only people who care about changing the name of the NFL's Washington Redskins are "white libs and their university-'educated' pets."

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Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

je1 healthcare posted:

I can't see them ever sacrificing Hannity.

I can and they absolutely would sacrifice him if it came down to them having to drop either him or Tucker. You're right that Hannity has avoided the same kind of controversies that Tucker has, and that's why they would drop him, as weird as that sounds. Tucker having controversies gets eyeballs. Twitter is flooded with constant "Have you seen this Tucker Carlson clip? I can't believe he said that poo poo!" from the more left side of Twitter and "Hell yeah, Tucker telling it like it is!" from the right side. Hannity doesn't get that poo poo. The most Hannity gets is like, when that stinkbug landed on him and crawled into his suit. He's just not as good as drawing attention that Tucker is.

The sponsors also don't matter, it's been mentioned that Fox News makes almost all their money from cable subscriptions. They want sponsors, sure, and sponsors are nice, but losing sponsors isn't a death sentence for a host now like it was back in the O'Reilly days. Especially now that "cancel culture" is a hot right wing buzzword and they can exploit even more anger from their base by framing lost sponsors as liberal socialist Dems gone crazy and trying to cancel them.

So yeah, if Fox was in a situation where it came down to axing Hannity or Tucker, they would kick Hannity out on his rear end in half a second and not think twice about it.

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