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The previous thread had a multipage fight about hotswapping cats. No matter how absurd a jokey a post about the subject was, a cat owner would insist on responding. Please be careful thread! 
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Mx. posted:(21) bf (22) is very upset about a sex toy i bought There are very few things less attractive in a sexual partner than being insecure that you might feel pleasure they didn't cause.
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Nov 3, 2021 08:34
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Bug Squash posted:The previous thread had a multipage fight about hotswapping cats. No matter how absurd a jokey a post about the subject was, a cat owner would insist on responding. I'm a cat owner and wtf, hotswapping cats is just a cruel thing to do. please tell me it was a fake post
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Nov 3, 2021 08:37
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Cowslips Warren posted:some Flannery O'Connor short stories. "No, I'm not racist, that's the title!" Lovecraft's cat strikes again!
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Nov 3, 2021 08:38
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Mx. posted:(21) bf (22) is very upset about a sex toy i bought
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Nov 3, 2021 08:44
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BabyFur Denny posted:I'm a cat owner and wtf, hotswapping cats is just a cruel thing to do. please tell me it was a fake post Of course, they safely powered down the cat before switching it.
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Nov 3, 2021 08:44
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Me 26M my gf 26F cheated on me with a friend 27M and have left me for him, they both want me to remain friendly with them so does all my other friends.quote:So I am in hell people I thought I knew since elementary have decided that my gf and my friend cheating on me is just fine they were just more compatible and you will find someone don't worry they say. Luckily, it only took a couple hours before Reddit got him to put his head on straight: quote:Yes they know she cheated and the guy is not some random but one that was part of our social group and who I had known since I was a kid. What always gets me about these stories (and its happened to me too!) is where someone is clearly disliked by the rest of the friend group, or at least liked the least, but the group tries desperately to keep them around when they try to leave Although I guess in this case they don't want to feel guilty so they think being friends will make it go away
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Nov 3, 2021 08:48
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Reminds me of an observation I saw that most groups need one or two people pretty clearly at the top, and one or two pretty clearly at the bottom. Everyone else is then able to define themselves as vaguely in the middle without fighting for status.
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Nov 3, 2021 08:56
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Given the previous cat's behaviour, I suspect that the wife in question probably isn't the best or most attentive cat owner. The situation might have actually worked out for the best for all involved, including the cats. Possibly a terrible cat owner but you'd basically have to treat a cat as a living accessory to not notice any change in its behavior. Also you would have to have no sense of smell to have a cat who doesn't use its box half the time. Cats are desert animals and they evolved to retain water, which is why their piss is so concentrated and smelly. It speaks worse of the OP if he married someone who lived in a cat piss soaked apartment. If a cat isn't using its box half the time you are sure as hell going to smell it. And if you marry someone who lives in that then you aren't the hero, you just have low standards.
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Nov 3, 2021 09:17
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She did notice though, I feel like most people wouldn't think of a switcheroo as a possibility and just assume something else changed. I love the idea that they both know and it'll be a deathbed confession.
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Nov 3, 2021 09:22
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OP says she suspects nothing. However, I would not fault a lady who lives in a cat piss soaked apartment from buying into the lie and marrying a guy who walked straight out of a sitcom plot. She's not going to do better.
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Nov 3, 2021 09:26
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Leaving posters around town like: Have you seen this cat? <photo of cat> He sucks
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Nov 3, 2021 09:35
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Captain Fargle posted:Simple answer: You are the Red Army and their house is Berlin. 
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Nov 3, 2021 10:24
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sullat posted:He said it was taxes, and let's be honest, the IRS isn't going to take your house for $1500. The state of Georgia might, I guess. If grandma is paying taxes directly rather than having it go through escrow, she probably owns it free and clear, and thanks to step-up basis on death, the kid is gonna get a huge tax-free windfall if he sells now. I kinda need to say though, it's a dick move for your will to say "Congratulations X, you win the house! Of course to actually enjoy it you will need to issue eviction proceedings against your single mother extended family member, I'm definitely not doing that before I shuffle off! I'm sure everyone will see it as a fun surprise and that will work out fine for you, byeeeee!"
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Nov 3, 2021 10:27
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AITA for pulling my daughter out of a wedding?quote:So the short story for background is that I have bad anxiety that runs from okay to severe. I had a miscarriage several months ago and that really hasn’t helped at all.
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Nov 3, 2021 11:57
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Barudak posted:Counterpoint: we talk a lot about bad pet owners but what if the cat has "bad vibes"? teen witch why didn't this catch a probe?!
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Nov 3, 2021 12:09
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Advice not really needed, just a question: Are intoxicated people not at all aware of their actions or words?quote:I’m (18m) bIack and my girlfriend (31f) is whte. She sort of has an aIcohol problem and sometimes takes her anger out on me when she’s that way. She called me n***** several times in an argument and it upset me. I wanted to talk about my feelings but she said she was drunk so it technically doesn’t mean anything because she wasn’t herself. If you’re intoxicated are you really unaware about your speech and such?
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Nov 3, 2021 12:20
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theflyingexecutive posted:She did notice though, I feel like most people wouldn't think of a switcheroo as a possibility and just assume something else changed. I love the idea that they both know and it'll be a deathbed confession. every time my cat changes his behaviour too much i take him to the vet and they tell me "it's ok he's just very stupid" i hope nobody switcheroos him for a smarter cat e: Whorelord posted:Advice not really needed, just a question: Are intoxicated people not at all aware of their actions or words? jesus christ
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Nov 3, 2021 12:22
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Whorelord posted:Advice not really needed, just a question: Are intoxicated people not at all aware of their actions or words? When the red flags your girlfriend is waving has the stars and bars on them
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Nov 3, 2021 12:22
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spouse posted:There are very few things less attractive in a sexual partner than being insecure that you might feel pleasure they didn't cause.
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Nov 3, 2021 12:34
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Tell me you're into racist sex fantasies without telling me you're into racist sex fantasies.
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Nov 3, 2021 12:36
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AITA for throwing my boyfriend a surprise party?quote:My bf and I have been together for 3 years and we have never celebrated his birthday. The reason is that his parents sadly passed away on the day he turned 5 so he basically hates his birthdays. So every year when that day comes around he gets into a depressive mood and stays in his bed all day. It’s very sad to watch. (Oddly enough he doesn’t have a problem attending other people’s birthdays. And he threw amazing parties for me in the past).
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Nov 3, 2021 13:03
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*Chemical brothers voice* BACK WITH ANOTHER OF THOSE HOT-SWAPPIN' CATS
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Nov 3, 2021 13:10
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for throwing my boyfriend a surprise party? Oops
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Nov 3, 2021 13:13
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for throwing my boyfriend a surprise party? quote:(Oddly enough he doesn’t have a problem attending other people’s birthdays. And he threw amazing parties for me in the past). BIRTHDAY PARTIES ARE NOT THE ISSUE HE HAS
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Nov 3, 2021 13:24
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You read the first paragraph of that and know exactly how it's going to go. Yeah your girlfriend should totally not make your parents death anniversary about herself.
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Nov 3, 2021 13:33
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for throwing my boyfriend a surprise party? Voice your opinion of his issues  Actually, this could cover both Dick the Birthday Boy and the OP whose BF's parrot was killed by his brother:  At least the OP didn't flip out and pound a ring into a metal nugget using a convenient hammer Pigsfeet on Rye fucked around with this message at 13:46 on Nov 3, 2021 |
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Nov 3, 2021 13:37
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Brawnfire posted:*Chemical brothers voice* BACK WITH ANOTHER OF THOSE HOT-SWAPPIN' CATS WIBTA for taking someone to small claims court for vet bills + car damage for trying to save my dog who didn't need saving? quote:2nd Edit/Conclusion: My dogs feets will be fine! The glass didn't manage to dig into anything vital and apparently tissue glue is akin to magic. He'll actually be cone-free in a few days! Looked into how to file a case in small claims court, will proceed with that on Monday. Will be a hot minute before that resolves though, these things take time.
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Nov 3, 2021 13:52
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theflyingexecutive posted:She did notice though, I feel like most people wouldn't think of a switcheroo as a possibility and just assume something else changed. I love the idea that they both know and it'll be a deathbed confession. My theory: there were actually three cats in this story, and they both did a switch without realizing the other partner did the same.
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Nov 3, 2021 13:58
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The cat swapping will come to light because the dude is so proud of his scheme. Feels terrible my rear end. It's a good scheme though, would probably work with a bunch of cats; especially cats owned by goons reading this thread.
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Nov 3, 2021 14:01
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thotsky posted:The cat swapping will come to light because the dude is so proud of his scheme. Feels terrible my rear end. Are you trying to gaslight the thread into suspecting that their cats have been swapped out with impostors?
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Nov 3, 2021 14:10
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spouse posted:There are very few things less attractive in a sexual partner than being insecure that you might feel pleasure they didn't cause. I wish this would fit as a thread title. gently caress, there should be a whole chapter in Sex Ed with this title.
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Nov 3, 2021 14:11
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My cat was swapped out for two identical cats 2:3 the size.
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Nov 3, 2021 14:17
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I had two cats and they got brundlefly'd into one cat
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Nov 3, 2021 14:18
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The cat swapping one grosses me out, ngl He did it so quickly, what the gently caress else of importance to her would he be willing to take into his own hands and 'fix' for his own convenience?? Cat was a member of her family, even if he was a little poo poo. loving terrifying. \/\/\/ Maybe? That's some weird justification. We don't really know what happened to it, we could make up stories about how once freed from his clearly neglectful mother (who didn't even notice he was replaced), he became Puss in Boots and everyone loved him and then he danced on a rainbow, if we'd like. It's not about whether the cat was 'better off' or not, it's about OP unilaterally deciding to swap out a member of her family once he got it in his head to do so. He should feel like poo poo, at minimum. That's creepy AF. StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 14:53 on Nov 3, 2021 |
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Nov 3, 2021 14:22
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If you don't love your cat enough to notice it's been swapped, it's better off somewhere else. If you don't love your lady enough to let her buzz herself, she's better off with someone else.
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Nov 3, 2021 14:22
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Try reading this one without hearing Cave Johnson's voice. AITA For telling people not to take my lemons? quote:This is probably the pettiest problem on this whole site, but here we go. On my street, in front of every house, there is a lemon tree, probably around five to ten years old (they aren't super big). They are planted right againt the front fence of every house. While they are on council land and the council planted them, the upkeep (fertilising, trimming, weeding, removal of fallen lemons) is the responsibility of the home owners. I love to cook, so I was really excited when we moved in at how many lemons we'd have at our disposal; except I haven't gotten one. I live in Australia, and because our farmers mainly rely on the underpaid labour of internationals to do the fruit picking, a lot of fruit was not picked this year, driving up to price of fruit in stores. Every day people stop in front of our house, and pick the lemons. Not one or two, but bags of them, and often the ones that haven't even ripened yet. They have picked the lower tree clean, and I was talking to my husband about how maybe they'll stop since there are none in their reach. Today an elderly couple pulled up in front of our house with a ladder and began picking lemons. I confronted them, and they were very rude, telling me to mind my own business and that the lemons are for the people. I said that I take care of the tree, and that several lemons are fine, but please don't take anymore, as they are depriving us from having any. They left, but after how they laughed at me while leaving, I'm tempted to go out and take all the lemons off my tree so people will stop coming by. Honestly, if people just took a couple or asked to take some, I wouldn't care, but I feel like these people are taking advantage of my hard work because they are too cheap to by some at the local shop.
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Nov 3, 2021 14:23
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haveblue posted:I hope the story is fake too but this is why you should always chip your cats I was figuring out how to replace a lost key for a late 90s Suzuki, specifically how to code a new key transponder to the immobiliser. Lots of shady key cloning devices that have all sorts of functions that I don't need for $$$$. Turns out pet id chips and this specific model of key transponder are functionally identical. Vet buddy let me borrow his writer, a day or so of software fiddling , ta-da, new working key! and my spare key is currently asleep under a mango tree.
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Nov 3, 2021 14:28
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Indiana Jones replacing things moral weights: ok: ketchup, favorite mug weird: stuffed animal wrong: pets wtf: wife 3 months after death
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Nov 3, 2021 14:28
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Soylent Pudding posted:Try reading this one without hearing Cave Johnson's voice. Lemon Stealing Whores gets the gritty reboot nobody asked for
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