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Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Crain posted:

That's just commerce. A big mac isn't worth $10 or whatever your local cost is based on just materials.

It's true, I buy my dates Big Macs instead of McDoubles because it's a little bit of a flex. Unless the McRib is available, then I buy us each a couple of McRibs (one for dinner, one to freeze and save for later).

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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



I right click and save your mcrib

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



The NFT thing seems to be based around "uniqueness" having inherent value.

Uniqueness is not the same thing as scarcity

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

"THAR'S GOLD IN THEM THAR HILLS! A vein of Lazy Nuggies Goldbar Gang!"

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

OwlFancier posted:

"lily cade" apparently. I strongly, strongly advise not clicking the link unless you really want to damage yourself.

https://twitter.com/christapeterso/status/1455574098717913096?s=21
Or if you want to know how scary being openly trans can be

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Good god, that's vile.

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010

i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride
Yeah, I've already seen more than a few terf sock accounts on twitter defending Cade and trying to excuse her call for mass genocide. The only mainstream news site reporting on this is Newsmax.

Meanwhile a BBC reporter spent the day trying to make a connection between trans people and Jimmy Savile.

edit: I'm loving tired y'all.

Filthy Haiku has a new favorite as of 04:18 on Nov 3, 2021

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Filthy Haiku posted:

Yeah, I've already seen more than a few terf sock accounts on twitter defending Cade and trying to excuse her call for mass genocide. The only mainstream news site reporting on this is Newsmax.

Meanwhile a BBC reporter spent the day trying to make a connection between trans people and Jimmy Savile.

edit: I'm loving tired y'all.

was the bbc not instrumental in protecting saville when they absolutely knew what he was doing at the time?

Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣
Yeah don't focus on him hanging out with the royals who resisted stripping his knighthood or anything

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010

i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride

The Saddest Rhino posted:

was the bbc not instrumental in protecting saville when they absolutely knew what he was doing at the time?

Not just that; but this is that guy when the Savile stuff was breaking: https://twitter.com/tfirstelizabeth/status/1455518987241000965?s=20

aardwolf
Apr 27, 2013

Lumbermouth posted:

Why the gently caress do these people care so much about the Kennedies?

Skwirl posted:

Because they're obsessed with the deep state and that's who killed JFK.

I heard that after all, it was you and me :ohdear:

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

The Saddest Rhino posted:

was the bbc not instrumental in protecting saville when they absolutely knew what he was doing at the time?

remembering things is doxxing

Capt.Whorebags
Jan 10, 2005

Data Graham posted:

The NFT thing seems to be based around "uniqueness" having inherent value.

Uniqueness is not the same thing as scarcity

Somebody posted a picture of the peak of Everest in the Schad thread and NFTs are a bit like that.

For spending lots of money you get the "clout" of showing someone a picture of a human on Everest, and saying "that's me!". Except with climbing Everest there is some risk involved.

Either way most people will be silently waiting for you to shut up and go away.

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010

i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride

Capt.Whorebags posted:

Somebody posted a picture of the peak of Everest in the Schad thread and NFTs are a bit like that.

For spending lots of money you get the "clout" of showing someone a picture of a human on Everest, and saying "that's me!". Except with climbing Everest there is some risk involved.

Either way most people will be silently waiting for you to shut up and go away.

https://twitter.com/Brainmage/status/1455613087357231104?s=20

Technocrat
Jan 30, 2011

I always finish what I sta
Luke-dashjr is the iosm

https://twitter.com/CoinersTakingLs/status/1455709045927464967?t=_h3TRgmRTZDopyWK-tqo4w&s=19

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Philippe posted:

Barfsack O'Crumbo

pyf wrong obama name. no racism, obvs

The one that still sticks with me after all these years is "Obozo." Not because it's particularly clever or funny, it isn't, but because it's obtuse enough that I had no idea to whom it referred. I read at least one whole IoSM screed without ever knowing who the gently caress it was railing against.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Philippe posted:

pyf wrong obama name. no racism, obvs

Obungler felt like the only real innovation after Obamailure tbh, everything else has just been pale imitations of LF

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The man’s middle name is literally “Hussein”, and his last name is letter off fromAmerica’s top foreign enemy.

Anyone who messed with his name was trying way too hard.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Agreed. Barack HUSSEIN Obama was always my favorite because of the elegance in its simplicity

GB Luxury Hamper
Nov 27, 2002

Scratch Monkey posted:

He made three features about gulags?!

edit: I'm googling here and notice he always calls them "Marxist USSR gulags."

edit edit: yeah this dude is a turbo chud

And they're all about "strong women" getting raped in the gulag. Because he just wants to tell their stories of survival and stuff!

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~

christmas boots posted:

Agreed. Barack HUSSEIN Obama was always my favorite because of the elegance in its simplicity

Agreed. The capitalization is really what makes it.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

"Race: Honkie" still gets me after all these years.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

1stGear posted:

"Race: Honkie" still gets me after all these years.

For me it's "Religion: Eh."

DreadUnknown
Nov 4, 2020

Bird is the word.

jkk posted:

And they're all about "strong women" getting raped in the gulag. Because he just wants to tell their stories of survival and stuff!

I still can't get over the "Oirish" accents in that Celtic abomination, holy gently caress.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Philippe posted:

Barfsack O'Crumbo

pyf wrong obama name. no racism, obvs

https://twitter.com/barackobungler/status/576174553803677696?s=21

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Elephant Ambush posted:

This is my favorite too and all the best ones came from the Freep thread :freep:
I tracked down this list from the thread, although I know it's missing some (like Obi Wan Nairobi):

quote:

Affirmative Action President
America's Nobel Prize-winning statesman
Anti-Midas
Bama-Rama-Ding-Dong
Bammy
Bar-Ack
Barry
Barry Soetoro
Boobamba
Caliph Baraq
Clown Prince
Current Occupant
Fundraiser in Chief
GayMuzzie
Halfrican
Hussein
Ill Douce
Jive-rear end
Jug-eared Jackass
Kenyan Dog Eater
Kenyan King
Kenyan POS
Kenyan Squatter
Liberal Messiah
Long-legged Mack daddy
Lyin’ King
MaoObama
Nobama
Obama the Undocumented
Obamadork
Obamao
Obamatollah
Obamaumao
Obambi
Obongo
Obozo
Obozo the National Clown
Obumbler
Obummer
Obungler
Odingding
OhVomit
Our Little Man Child
President Buckwheat
President Smidgen
pResident
QIC
Queer-In-Charge
Resident in Chief
Retardo the Presinator
SAIC (Supreme Agitator In Chief)
Satan's Favorite Son
Sheikh Barack Obama
Shitstain on the American-character
Soetoro
Squatter ín Chief
Squatter in the White Hut
The Annointed One
The Anti-Christ
The Beast
The Big Choomer
The Community Organizer
The Great Do-Nothing Mystifier
The Islamo Bolshevik
The Kenyan
The Puppet'
The Won
TOTUS Teleprompter in Chief
Utama
zer0
Zero
zerobama
Zippy

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


mods please change my username to The Big Choomer, tyvm

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Zero_Grade posted:

I tracked down this list from the thread, although I know it's missing some (like Obi Wan Nairobi):

loving legend. Thank you for digging that up :tipshat:

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

Zero_Grade posted:

I tracked down this list from the thread, although I know it's missing some (like Obi Wan Nairobi):

My dad floated calling Obama “Jughead Jones” a couple of times.

I guess this is because if all you know about the character is his existence, you’d think “Jughead” would be the kind of name given to a dumb guy.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Dr Christmas posted:

My dad floated calling Obama “Jughead Jones” a couple of times.

I guess this is because if all you know about the character is his existence, you’d think “Jughead” would be the kind of name given to a dumb guy.

Obama known for his huge appetite.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Henchman of Santa posted:

Obama known for his huge appetite.

He only shovels burgers in his mouth if there's DIJON MUSTARD on them.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
I feel like Queer-In-Chief is wasted on Obama. What is freep gonna do when there’s an actual queer POTUS?

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Arivia posted:

I feel like Queer-In-Chief is wasted on Obama. What is freep gonna do when there’s an actual queer POTUS?

We already had James Buchanan though?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Arivia posted:

I feel like Queer-In-Chief is wasted on Obama. What is freep gonna do when there’s an actual queer POTUS?
Cum Handler in Chief if they're a dude

e: I kind of want to be POTUS now, get the cool name

Splicer has a new favorite as of 19:02 on Nov 3, 2021

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Muslim: as all hell cracks me up Everytime.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Somebody post King Hussein I Obama and his dancewalking posse

Khizan
Jul 30, 2013


My favorite Obama nickname was Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers.

Also, here it is:

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

King Hussein Obama I, flanked by his bodyguards, stepped out of his blinged Limoscalade and marched up the gold-lined marble steps of Washington Palace. It should have been a glorious day, yet under his heavy yet exquisite crown of carved human fetus-ivory his brow was ridged deeply as he silently brooded. Still, his posse, boomboxes on their shoulders, dance-walked up the steps, chains and gats jangling over the din as they grabbed their crotches.

As his trusted associates T-Von and Mook-Mook the Bushman pushed open the grand organic farm-grown cruelty-free redwood doors paid for by his 95% tax rate, he stepped into the antechamber of the gold-domed palace. Outside, ShariaVentalism reigned, but in here his word was law, and all his white teen sex slaves cowered before his glare more than even the hemp whips of their latte-drinking tweeded atheist masters.

He walked down the hallway toward his office and a prisoner in chains passed before him, lead by two turban-wearing Mexicans. He spotted the King and began shouting curses.

"You loving fascist! I knew it! I knew it! I told them, but they wouldn't listen, that your health care platform was a slippery slope to all this! You won't get away with this! The will of the Free Market will not be denied!"
"Seelenceo een the prezence of the Keeng, preesoner!"

King Obama spotted a chance to improve his ill mood.

"Bring him here. Good. Give me his file." The king looked over the prisoner's dossier. A long list of crimes against the state, and a repeat offender.
"You'll never get away with this! Never!"
"Hush now, Mr. Jack. We have ways of dealing with unruly sorts such as yourself."
"Praise be to Allah, seenyor."
"Peh! I spit at your torture! The Free Market gives me strength!"
"Oh, no, not anything as gauche as that."

The King grabbed a syringe from the outstretched hand of one of his nearby breakdancing bodyguards, and plunged it into the man's helpless neck.

"Now you are immune to rubella."

Kyle's lingering, echoing screams of tormented horror brought a slight smile like a crack in Obama's stony brown face as he walked into his lavish velvet-lined office and shut the door behind him. He motioned for his bodyguards to leave the room, and he addressed the giant screens hanging over his desk.

"Screen one on. Connect to Emperor bin Laden of Eurabia. Screen two: Hugo Chavez of the U.S.S.A.R.. Screen three: The High Elder of Zion."

The three figures appeared live via satelite.

"Gentlemen," began Obama darkly, "it's time to have...a conversation."

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TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Bonnie "Ginny Weasley" Wright seems to have been spending way too much time with JK Rowling…

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