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Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Khizan posted:

My favorite Obama nickname was Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers.

Also, here it is:

I always forget about T-Von and Mook-Mook the Bushman

The turban-wearing Mexicans will always be my favorite

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Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

TinTower posted:

Bonnie "Ginny Weasley" Wright seems to have been spending way too much time with JK Rowling…



https://twitter.com/HPANA/status/1455346245254406147

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
Looking her up/reading her timeline that looks like a goof or dumb social media handler at best (or one intentionally sabotaging her) like she literally has tweets about human rights abuses and supporting transwomen.
But celebrities are goofy. Maybe she's gonna be a gay exclusionary LBQT+ activist.

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~

Coolness Averted posted:

Looking her up/reading her timeline that looks like a goof or dumb social media handler at best (or one intentionally sabotaging her) like she literally has tweets about human rights abuses and supporting transwomen.
But celebrities are goofy. Maybe she's gonna be a gay exclusionary LBQT+ activist.

"Marriage is between one man and one woman, regardless of how they were assigned at birth!!!!"

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Olanphonia posted:

"Marriage is between one man and one woman, regardless of how they were assigned at birth!!!!"

Coolness Averted posted:

But celebrities are goofy. Maybe she's gonna be a gay exclusionary LBQT+ activist.

Y'all joke, but this is (at least at one point) how it was in certain countries like Iran. They (as in like, the government) are more friendly to trans women (so long as you fully transition) than they are same-sex relationships. Like, the government will even pay for your transition.

Now, granted, this is because they see being trans as a disease to be cured (and fully transitioning is that cure), but still, it's...interesting, to say the least.

https://qz.com/889548/everyone-treated-me-like-a-saint-in-iran-theres-only-one-way-to-survive-as-a-transgender-person/
https://www.economist.com/middle-east-and-africa/2019/04/04/why-iran-is-a-hub-for-sex-reassignment-surgery
https://www.dw.com/en/iran-how-transgender-people-survive-ultraconservative-rule/a-57480850

Wikipedia posted:

In Iran there is a strict gender binary. The government enforces the gender binary by suppressing information about homosexuality and encouraging people questioning their sexuality to undergo sex reassignment surgery. Since the sex reassignment surgery is accepted by the government and religious institutions along with obtaining funding from the government for the surgery many Iranians who are attracted to the same sex see this as a way to be public about their sexual orientation without being persecuted by the government. Since being homosexual is not an option presented to Iranians there has been a surge in the amount of Iranians who undergo gender reassignment surgery when their sexual orientation is towards the same sex. Sex reassignment surgery is encouraged by clerics, psychologists, and the government as homosexuality is illegal and punishable by lashing or execution. This has led to a bolstering transgender community in Iran as homosexuality has been removed from society as an identity leading homosexuals and transsexuals to all seek gender reassignment surgery. The people who undergo these surgeries are fully accepted by the government but families still often reject family members who undergo gender reassignment surgery. Family members are a primary resource for job acquisition in Iran. Without a social network to call on for job leads it is increasingly difficult to find work, and transsexuals are discriminated against in the job market forcing them into sex work.

Read After Burning has a new favorite as of 20:39 on Nov 3, 2021

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Maybe the main character of her book is named Killgays as an homage to Kilgore Trout?

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

CaptainBeefart posted:

Muslim: as all hell cracks me up Everytime.

I'd forgotten about Captivatingly Kenyan and Honkie

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Push El Burrito posted:

Maybe the main character of her book is named Killgays as an homage to Kilgore Trout?

If Looks Could Kill: A Hugo Killgaze Adventure

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

The uruk-hai defender has logged on.

Khizan posted:

My favorite Obama nickname was Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers.

Also, here it is:

What does the second half of Shariaventalism refer to?

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://twitter.com/ACPocketNews/status/1456019389870915591?t=lcbNnREWKreQtWDry-W0OQ&s=19

Vanant
Mar 27, 2010

Kevin DuBrow posted:

What does the second half of Shariaventalism refer to?

Environmentalism I'm guessing.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
He will make Sharia blow across the plains like the wind

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

No ring.

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Does anybody else see Suezo from Monster Rancher? Or perhaps Medama-Oyaji from GeGeGe no Kitaro? Does anybody else see that? Suezo or Medama-Oyaji??

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

1stGear posted:

"Race: Honkie" still gets me after all these years.

I still lose it at Muslim: AS ALL HELL & Captivatingly Kenyan

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
I liked the LF story where Barack turned into a giant and Muslims lived on the moon.

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

Yeah, that was a good one.

Khizan
Jul 30, 2013


That one is probably my favorite of them.

quote:

12:05 PM eastern standard time, the Muslims have vanished.

Check for yourself if you don’t believe me. Where have they gone to?

There is speculation, of course. Scientists mention a cosmic storm that passed the Earth on January 20. A man says they are all in caves. Certain groups lament a faulty Rapture. A woman says he has taken their power and absorbed it into himself. She means Barack Obama. I doubt it, but he does seem somehow taller. The ground rumbles at times. The breaking news says WASHINGTON DC, with red concentric circles. I’m uneasy, but what can we do? Terror is defeated and if Obama were a Muslim, he’d be just as gone as them. There’s no cause for alarm.

Within months, Barack Obama has declared a war on vague unease. It’s a good idea, because frankly we could all use some peace of mind. Approval rating is higher than ever now that the Muslims had left, but I don’t think we are happy yet. His eyes are shining sometimes, as a deer’s eyes shine in a flashlight beam. Small fissures criss-cross the pavement. Trees are swaying, but the breeze is gone. Something is changing in our world.

Aeroplanes don’t exist anymore. Scientists explain that the density of the air is too low to support their wings. Then how do we breathe?! We should have died by now, but I think we are evolving. Our bodies haven’t changed, but the atmosphere..

One man says it was the rapture after all, and we have since entered the Kingdom of God. Barack is now the size of an oak tree. He sleeps outside since the rains have ceased, and his skin is thick to bullets. Now he wanders through he countryside impassively. He ignores a rural photo-op. He studies a leaf for twenty days. Only a fool would call this Heaven.

Satellites fall to earth like rain used to. No friction burns them away, so we trudge past countless flecks of solar panel and ribbons of golden cloth. It’s a silent car crash every few hours, though cars themselves no longer run. No oxygen remains to ignite their fuel. Obama strides across the landscape, taller than the Freedom Tower. We’ve given up on assassination; all men are immortal now, and guns no longer fire.

I’m starting to wish the Muslims were back.

We found them with a telescope. Images of a colony on the right side of the moon. See the parts that jut from the lower right? I think they’re mosques. Soon they are visible to the naked eye, but how? Their cities are enormous. We watch them as they live and die. They have our former atmosphere; the moon is fringed with blue. “Look at how they wield their guns,” writes a man. “I always said he’d take our guns away.” They eat and sleep like we once did, building worthless ziggurats. We have everything we wanted, but oh how we envy their strife!

It’s long been clear that Obama brought this uncomfortable perfection upon us, but I can’t bring myself to blame him for it. He’s reminded us all of how our lives had been discarded out of fear. I know now why he grows each day. In time, when we are ready he will reach out into space. He will raise us up in his great hand, to this new Earth that gleams like a frozen star. And if Obama does not carry us, we can climb…

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/OvO_OvX/status/1456163027649277952

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Weird replies too
https://twitter.com/thisisbwright/status/1455318007824060416?s=20

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Olanphonia posted:

"Marriage is between one man and one woman, regardless of how they were assigned at birth!!!!"

I listened to a podcast about Joe Pyne (invented the talk radio format, the first right wing tv host. Nowhere near as caustic as the modern ones, but you looking back he basically invented what Tucker Carlson would perfect). And he interviewed Christine Jorgenson, one of the first openly trans women in America, and part of how she tried to get people to accept her as a woman was a blatant appeal to homophobia. Like "if you make me live as a man then I'll probably be a homosexual, so it's much better to let me exist as a woman" type stuff (not an exact quote).

It was the 60s, so pretty much everyone is super homophobic, so not surprising, and even if she wasn't homophobic in real life it would absolutely make sense to go that way publicly as a base survival tactic. But it was an interesting thing to observe.

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/shaun_vids/status/1456283587658067971

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Not sure if that last tweet is confirmation, or threat.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

https://twitter.com/dril/status/660644922744262656

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

How the gently caress does Porn produce so many broke brained people?

Or did I anwser my own question?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Not sure I can adequately express how much I hate the BBC to be honest but I hope they eat as much poo poo as possible for that stunt.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

BigRed0427 posted:

How the gently caress does Porn produce so many broke brained people?

Or did I anwser my own question?
Because porn stars are easy targets with low social status relative to their celebrity. The dozens of professors from the nearby college loving undergrads don't have nearly the notoriety.

OwlFancier posted:

Not sure I can adequately express how much I hate the BBC to be honest but I hope they eat as much poo poo as possible for that stunt.

They won't. If modern journalism was anything more than a place to park failsons and daughters and manufacture consent, this would result in the author of the piece being sacked, discipline for the editors who were asleep at the wheel (also potentially including termination), and a public explanation of what went wrong along with the systemic changes to prevent it going forward.Especially since the BBC is taxpayer funded and not just a trash rag you could opt out of buying.

Coolness Averted has a new favorite as of 20:44 on Nov 4, 2021

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

BigRed0427 posted:

How the gently caress does Porn produce so many broke brained people?

Or did I anwser my own question?

Does porn break people or do broken people do more porn?

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

OwlFancier posted:

Not sure I can adequately express how much I hate the BBC to be honest but I hope they eat as much poo poo as possible for that stunt.

Wow, fetishposting much

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/cactus__flower_/status/1456081253292298249/photo/1

https://twitter.com/cactus__flower_/status/1456289704886820866

"Her heart is pure and it belongs to me." - Ganondorf, probably.

Is "That is the best" also what Billy Bush said to Trump on that hot mic?

Read After Burning has a new favorite as of 21:57 on Nov 4, 2021

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Coolness Averted posted:

They won't. If modern journalism was anything more than a place to park failsons and daughters and manufacture consent, this would result in the author of the piece being sacked, discipline for the editors who were asleep at the wheel (also potentially including termination), and a public explanation of what went wrong along with the systemic changes to prevent it going forward.Especially since the BBC is taxpayer funded and not just a trash rag you could opt out of buying.

Obviously it's not going to crash them or anything not least because they are just pushing the government line, but everything that harms their credibility as a news organization is good, IMO.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://twitter.com/dotjenna/status/1456370503543840776?s=20

"OK! Fine! I was found guilty of participating in an insurrection and am going to federal prison for it! Now can you meanies leave me alone?"

hahahahahaha no

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Read After Burning posted:

https://twitter.com/cactus__flower_/status/1456081253292298249/photo/1

https://twitter.com/cactus__flower_/status/1456289704886820866

"Her heart is pure and it belongs to me." - Ganondorf, probably.

Is "That is the best" also what Billy Bush said to Trump on that hot mic?

I love that the entire internet basically sprung up and said "ANNA FARIS IS A SAINT YOU loving SCUM".

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Lol how can anyone have their illusions shattered about Tulsi of all people.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Just because I'm going to federal prison doesn't mean I should be shamed for it!!!

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Scratch Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/dotjenna/status/1456370503543840776?s=20

"OK! Fine! I was found guilty of participating in an insurrection and am going to federal prison for it! Now can you meanies leave me alone?"

hahahahahaha no

Do I look like I know what a jay peg is?



AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
We’re not scared of you loving Hitler, we’re disgusted by it. Nobody has to let you take a smelly, hateful poo poo on their private website.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



AlbieQuirky posted:

We’re not scared of you loving Hitler, we’re disgusted by it. Nobody has to let you take a smelly, hateful poo poo on their private website.

aka We're not scared of you loving Hitler, we're scared of you openly loving Hitler on our platform where our advertisers take a dim view of such things.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Read After Burning posted:

https://twitter.com/cactus__flower_/status/1456081253292298249/photo/1

https://twitter.com/cactus__flower_/status/1456289704886820866

"Her heart is pure and it belongs to me." - Ganondorf, probably.

Is "That is the best" also what Billy Bush said to Trump on that hot mic?



Lol I did not realize that was real I thought that was just a parody of weird christians

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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

rodbeard posted:

Lol I did not realize that was real I thought that was just a parody of weird christians

Chris Pratt is an irl weird christian. The worst of the hunky Marvel Chrises.

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