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Amazing levels of "elderly white people wearing Snuggies" energy coming off this fine Bolivian pizza. 
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I enjoy how they're relaxing on large-scale representations of the crust
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Nov 3, 2021 03:10
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shadow puppet of a posted:Amazing levels of "elderly white people wearing Snuggies" energy coming off this fine Bolivian pizza. They’re naked under those snuggies
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Nov 3, 2021 03:31
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:They’re naked under those snuggies Cause they gently caress. A lot
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Big avatar potential in each face
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And you may ask yourself, "Am I right? Am I wrong?" And you may say to yourself, "My God! What have I done?" 
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Schrödinger's Pizza 
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uber_stoat posted:And you may ask yourself, "Am I right? Am I wrong?" You may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful house You may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful wife
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Nov 3, 2021 17:41
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Cowman posted:who is this crazy man and where can I find more of his abominations? I am sorry, I dont know, I just found them reposted somewhere else  
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Nov 3, 2021 17:56
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I used to be of the opinion that there was no such thing as bad pizza, just some pizzas are better than others. This thread has completely and utterly destroyed that opinion.
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https://i.imgur.com/Zka23Ub.mp4 Why the hell did he cube it with a knife at the end? What the gently caress? 
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Cartoon Man posted:https://i.imgur.com/Zka23Ub.mp4 To make sure it was dead
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Cartoon Man posted:https://i.imgur.com/Zka23Ub.mp4 That might not be a bad pizza, until the point you can't pick it up and eat it like pizza. I'd grind peppercorns on each slice, but i'd walk away if I gotta use a fork to eat it.
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The other war crime is when he leaves that giant sliver of cheese alone and doesn’t add it back.
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Nov 4, 2021 00:01
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Cartoon Man posted:https://i.imgur.com/Zka23Ub.mp4 At first I was also going "woooah! wooah!" like the man in the video, then all the magic was killed when the guy murdered the pizza slice. RIP fine slice of pizza, you looked yummy and I would still eat you.
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*wet fart noise*
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I like how he spins the whole thing around to very carefully choose the perfect slice to absolutely gently caress up
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Cartoon Man posted:The other war crime is when he leaves that giant sliver of cheese alone and doesn’t add it back. I saw that too and I'd legit be telling someone I want my cheese if I saw it cut. They plan on just throwing away that good cheese or what?
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Linux Pirate posted:*wet fart noise* Nice nachos.
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Cartoon Man posted:The other war crime is when he leaves that giant sliver of cheese alone and doesn’t add it back. That was far worse for me. Like fine, cut my pizza into bite-size bits like I'm a toddler, I'm probably too high to function, but don't you dare think for one second I don't need that cheese.
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Cartoon Man posted:The other war crime is when he leaves that giant sliver of cheese alone and doesn’t add it back. This is a bad war crime.
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I've seen that technique done for cheesy bread bites so I'm assuming its that. The cheese strap being casually thrown out is a loving horror show
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This one's Guatemala 
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They are gonna cook those, right
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:They are gonna cook those, right attackoftheclonesmeme.jpg
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Hey guys! Hey! Do you know what goes well with pineapple pizza? Canned peaches.
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Desperado Bones posted:Hey guys! Hey! Do you know what goes well with pineapple pizza? Yuck! Season those peaches! Like this.  This will also do.  But save room for a slice of Corn on Rumpled Bedsheet. 
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Nov 4, 2021 05:43
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shadow puppet of a posted:
The first one looks like another mouse poop pizza. The second one looks like they forgot to take the plastic wrapping off before baking.
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So does the rest of the world just love runny cum pizza that gets all soggy and gross in the box and drips all over the place when you’re trying to eat it and it’s the US that’s wrong?
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The US invented the modern pizza. So they're wrong. I don't see these people making Italian neapolitan pizzas. And they eat that poo poo with a knife and fork. These other countries are making sewer pizzas.
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Desperado Bones posted:
one of my favorite threads. such beautiful horror. like watching maggots getting tweezed out of someone's nose.
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uber_stoat posted:one of my favorite threads. such beautiful horror. like watching maggots getting tweezed out of someone's nose. Maggots you say? https://i.imgur.com/C4VZ14f.gifv   https://i.imgur.com/ql89tAz.gifv Cartoon Man fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Nov 4, 2021 |
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Do ppl really not eat taco pizza outside the Midwest?
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nesamdoom posted:Do ppl really not eat taco pizza outside the Midwest? I saw one in Bolivia but notably they do not smash the nacho chips. Whole triangles only. It’s possible this was in Midwest Bolivia.
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nesamdoom posted:Do ppl really not eat taco pizza outside the Midwest? I'm originally from Niagara Falls, and it's popular in the greater Western New York area. I would say at least half the pizza places there make taco pizza.
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Suddenly I'm interested in making a variant taco pizza that's more along the lines of chopped seasoned beef with cilantro and fresh onions tossed on at the end. I could see that being super tasty.
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I've come across taco pizza all over Washington state. Usually red sauce, ground beef, onion, olives, and cheddar cheese with diced tomato and iceberg lettuce thrown on top after cooking.
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As a habitual leftover pizza microwaver, taco pizza was my bane for a long time. Well guess what, I like hot iceberg lettuce now! You lose!
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Aardvark! posted:As a habitual leftover pizza microwaver, taco pizza was my bane for a long time. Well guess what, I like hot iceberg lettuce now! You lose! You have unleashed the Mestre within you. You are the Tony Robbins of this thread. One bag of catupiry will be popped like champagne in your honour
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