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| The Detroit Lions |
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:Just sitting here in the dark watching this on a loop. lmao he breaks eye contact right before he answers. Fucker.
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Nov 4, 2021 02:07
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What is going on? Also, lmfao!
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Nov 4, 2021 02:19
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All the people who can break out their Bortles Packers jerseys again walking with a little more pep in their step today.
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Nov 4, 2021 02:21
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Caarona Rodgers
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Nov 4, 2021 02:22
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Rectal Placenta posted:All the people who can break out their Bortles Packers jerseys again walking with a little more pep in their step today. They told me I was crazy...
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Nov 4, 2021 02:41
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I’m laughing at Rodgers, but I know this is going to play out just like the summer. We all think something is going to happen, and then he’s just going to miss like one game and the NFL will try to pretend everything’s all good.
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Nov 4, 2021 02:45
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SirPablo posted:Caarona Rodgers AARnaughtON RnaughtDGERS
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Nov 4, 2021 03:10
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Aaron isn't winning any awards for MVP this year...most vaccinated player
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Nov 4, 2021 03:18
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2021's hottest sack dance: The Discount Double Vax: After sacking Rodgers, Cross your arms and plunge invisible syringes into your delts
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Nov 4, 2021 03:24
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canqued posted:2021's hottest sack dance: The Discount Double Vax: Someone is going to do that
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Nov 4, 2021 03:25
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Comfortador posted:There need to be serious reprecussions against Rodgers. He risked a lot of other people's well being with his bullshit mumbo jumbo. Is he losing the locker room?!?!
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Nov 4, 2021 03:29
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Imagine being the feckless media, nobody asked the question "what does immunized mean" after hearing for months that this dude followed a cleanse which involved forced purging and boofing turmeric grown in lemur feces
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Nov 4, 2021 03:36
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To be fair, that "I've been immunized" comment had a lot of us in this thread going, "At least my QB is vax'd  "We're just as dumb as the sports media in this case.
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Nov 4, 2021 03:43
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It brings me no pleasure to be the one to break this news, but I must do my duty: Green Bay QB Aaron Rodgers is out due to contracting COVID-19, the disease caused by the novel coronavirus, while not being vaccinated against it.
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Nov 4, 2021 03:48
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Whole lotta dorks on Twitter sweatily insisting he didn't actually lie, and anyway if he did it was good to do
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Nov 4, 2021 04:07
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Is The Bort jabbed?
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Nov 4, 2021 04:17
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:To be fair, that "I've been immunized" comment had a lot of us in this thread going, "At least my QB is vax'd Immunized literally means vaccinated. Aaron lied.
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Nov 4, 2021 04:25
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Whooping Crabs posted:Immunized literally means vaccinated. Aaron lied. I 100% agree. I'm saying that I, like the sports media, took his "I'm immunized" to mean "I'm vaccinated." Nobody in this thread said, "wait a minute, he didn't say he was "vax'd", he said he was "immunized". What's that about?" He done fooled us all, and that's why he's the GOAT. He's also a loving liar who loving lied and he sucks, but I hope he comes back from COVID just as good as he was before COVID and plays quarterback for my favorite team, The Green Bay Packers, for another year. I won't argue that he doesn't suck as a person though. I mean, at least he hasn't raped anybody, right?
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Nov 4, 2021 04:37
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I'm ready for the Bort
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Nov 4, 2021 04:41
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:I 100% agree. I'm saying that I, like the sports media, took his "I'm immunized" to mean "I'm vaccinated." I really hope the media breaks out the old Oxford English dictionary definition of immunized the first time they get to question his lying rear end. Aaron pissing away any goodwill about as quickly as Ryan Braun.
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Nov 4, 2021 04:49
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Whooping Crabs posted:I really hope the media breaks out the old Oxford English dictionary definition of immunized the first time they get to question his lying rear end. Aaron pissing away any goodwill about as quickly as Ryan Braun. “It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.”
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Nov 4, 2021 05:00
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"was i immunized? hmm let me think" * huffed chemtrails * Parents were both Kyrie Irving (long story) * ate mouthfuls of clay every day * Had the word "RELAX" instead of a mouth
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Nov 4, 2021 05:12
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Whooping Crabs posted:I really hope the media breaks out the old Oxford English dictionary definition of immunized the first time they get to question his lying rear end. Aaron pissing away any goodwill about as quickly as Ryan Braun. Ryan Braun would have taken the vaccine and any other needles that were offered to him.
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Nov 4, 2021 05:20
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"yeah..... im thinkin im vaxxed"
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Nov 4, 2021 05:38
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My cousin Ole is a copy writer for the Brown County Weekly Shopper. Incredibly, he obtained press credentials in this position and he abuses them to no end. Around the time of this recent off-season's disgruntle kerfluffle, Ole was shamelessly hitting up the ice cream bar at the Packers Admin Facility and happened to cross paths with Aaron Rodgers during one of the man's rare and unpublicized appearances. To be clear, Ole primarily punches up the Shopper's furniture store feature advert spreads, and so he has no idea how to do journalist things like "ask questions". He also doesn't really keep up with current events, but he knows Aaron Rodgers is an important guy and so he recognizes this as an opportunity. He awkwardly introduces himself over ice cream and asks Aaron about the hottest topic he can think of: COVID Vaccines. To Ole's shock, Aaron was receptive to being asked a non-football question for the first time in months and spoke candidly as he cooly picked apart his own cone of scoops with ultra-precise nibbles and licks. He disclosed that he had not been vaccinated, and had no intention of complying with any mandates imposed by (Ole uses finger quotes when recounting this) "that clueless anti-constitution pussy Joe Biden". Aaron then added, knowingly, "and for good reason." Ole gestured for Aaron to continue. Aaron's next words were delivered with menacing gravitas : "Halloween. 2027". Ole asked for elaboration, but the three-time MVP was mum as he threw up a lazy deuces, winked, and began to leave (At this point Ole indicates Rodgers also went "heh heh heh" like Gargamel but I think that's just Ole's own authorial embellishment). Ole returned to his ice cream, and Rodgers, continuing past Ole, returned to his; a majestic collection of scoops stacked in a cone the likes of which Ole had not noticed until now, and which he had never before encountered at Packers HQ. "Mr. Rodgers!" Ole's heart skipped a beat. His journalistic instincts had taken over. He was on journalistic autopilot, generating questions and anticipatory follow-ups faster than he could consciously process. Aaron stopped and turned. Ole gestured towards the ice cream bar. "Where'd you get that ice cream?" Aaron glanced around, leaned in close, and, unslinging his sports bag, answered with one word: "California" He then unzipped the bag and, foisting it up to Ole's face, presented its incredible contents: Tons of perfect scoops. Unmelted by the summer's heat and still immaculately shaped despite being subjected to the rustle and tussle of a world class athlete's explosive gait. And then Aaron asked Ole, "Want some?" Ole, dumbfounded by these magnificent scoops, nodded, and opened his mouth. Aaron did not miss a beat: "Close your eyes" Ole complied. He heard rustling, and then.. cellophane? Something being unwrapped. *click-clack*. Plastic utensil kit deploying spoon-first. Culver's Blue? Ole couldn't be sure. And then, it was in his mouth. The spoon itself was some exotic grainy texture, but the substance upon it was most unusual, and definitely not ice cream. It was salty. Definitely chalky. And warm. Ole knew this taste. A familiarity borne of crushing childhood barbarity amidst swing sets and monkey bars, their foundations sunk deep in the fertile, suffocating, Wisconsin soil. His eyes shot open, his voice broke as he shrieked: "Clay!" Now Aaron was the dumbfounded one. And silent. He motioned for Ole to elaborate, and Ole could tell this was a crucial moment. He smacked his lips. "Delicious". Aaron nodded approvingly, shook Ole's hand, and pivoted to leave- but stopped short, glancing back over his shoulder. "Halloween 2027. You want to know what I'm going to be?" He gestured towards Ole's pen and notepad, still unholstered. Ole stowed them and solemly nodded. Aaron silently glided closer to him. Close enough to smell. Musk of indomitable spirit. Hint of patchouli. And he whispered in Ole's ear: POSTHUMOUS INDUCTEE
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Nov 4, 2021 06:01
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Buddy that's some heavy poo poo to lay on me at 1 in the morning.
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Nov 4, 2021 06:05
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:I 100% agree. I'm saying that I, like the sports media, took his "I'm immunized" to mean "I'm vaccinated." but we didn’t have access to the team facility or staff to know he was following unvaccinated guidelines in private yet vaccinated guidelines in public, or we would of been suspicious. we could only get half the data unlike the reporters who work that beat
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Nov 4, 2021 06:26
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Rodgers should be suspended for the remainder of the season.
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Nov 4, 2021 06:52
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:Rodgers should be suspended for the remainder of the season. Allow me to agree with this as I contort my body to cover all the Bears paraphernalia directly behind me.
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Nov 4, 2021 08:12
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I think he should be fired out of a big cannon, but I'm willing to compromise
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Nov 4, 2021 08:25
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It was only a matter of time before a celebrity got caught playing vaccination semantics and it's hilarious it turned out to be the quarterback of my favorite football team. Rodgers is a dumb rear end in a top hat and deserves whatever he gets. He's white, makes a football go far, and makes people money so he'll get a two game suspension at most. He'll be forced to make a statement about the importance of social distancing and vaccinations but also the value of personal choice, god bless america, the usual dog and pony.
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Nov 4, 2021 12:05
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vn_PSJsl0LQ
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Nov 4, 2021 12:06
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What an absolute embarrassment of a situation. It's becoming more clear the Packers knew that Rodgers wasn't vaxxed and still allowed him to attend pressers and more without following the rules, plus other events that violated even more of them. You guys know I love the Packers but the team needs to pay hefty fines, possibly draft picks. How much and how many, I cannot speculate on. Rodgers should be suspended. For how long, again I can't say that either. For a franchise that (despite your fan bias, bear with me) normally tries to do right by their players, their fans, and even the media that have access to them, and is normally pretty well respected around the NFL in general not just for on the field stuff, this is...just an awful look, and they gotta make restitution for it to try and repair their image. Man what a poo poo show.
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Nov 4, 2021 12:45
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It seems clear now there was an elaborate coverup in the Packers organization itself. They knowingly and deliberately violated league protocols and jeopardized the health and safety of their own players, staff, their families and their communities. Rotten to the core, and it starts with the ownership. They need to divest their interest in the team and move on from Rodgers. Reminder he wanted to leave you already, being the selfish prick he is. To Packers fans I say this: your quarterback is a narcissitic anti-vaxx supporter of domestic terrorism and insurrection who not only undermines your own team to stroke his own ego but put their very lives at risk. This is the face of your franchise yet I can't think of any other QB who is such a bad role model. Is this the type of person you want your kids looking up to? You wear his name on your back? I ask you now, before God and the Holy Lombardi: Do you renounce Rodgers, and all of his works?
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Nov 4, 2021 13:01
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I say "I do" but discordic organ chords hit and you just know we're gonna keep doing it.
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Nov 4, 2021 13:06
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Styles Bitchley posted:It seems clear now there was an elaborate coverup in the Packers organization itself. They knowingly and deliberately violated league protocols and jeopardized the health and safety of their own players, staff, their families and their communities. Rotten to the core, and it starts with the ownership. They need to divest their interest in the team and move on from Rodgers. Reminder he wanted to leave you already, being the selfish prick he is. It’s entirely possible that he just got a fake vaccine card and nobody bothered to discount double check it until he popped positive. Either out of willing ignorance or actual incompetence. This take verges on conspiracy theory and I think if it’s true they would never admit it, but I absolutely believe there are players with fake cards out there and the team allowed him to operate like he’s vaxxed when there were other players who were not who followed the protocol
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Nov 4, 2021 13:18
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I mean Tom Brady got vaccinated ffs and you know he is really far up his own rear end
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Nov 4, 2021 13:28
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GNU Order posted:It’s entirely possible that he just got a fake vaccine card and nobody bothered to discount double check it until he popped positive. Either out of willing ignorance or actual incompetence. This take verges on conspiracy theory and I think if it’s true they would never admit it, but I absolutely believe there are players with fake cards out there and the team allowed him to operate like he’s vaxxed when there were other players who were not who followed the protocol Eh… I think in Rodgers case they knew. No fake vax card needed. He asked for his bullshit, homeopathic, clay-eating, quack-cure to count as “vaccination,” and they rightfully said “no.” They knew what was up. They let him do poo poo that they shouldn’t have without being vaccinated because he’s a star, and when you’re a star, they let you do it. 
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Nov 4, 2021 13:32
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I really doubt there will be any serious repercussions but drat, when you take the headlines away from the receiver who committed vehicular homicide you have seriously hosed up. And if there's one thing the NFL will put above their stars it's the brand's image.
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Nov 4, 2021 14:19
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The NFL knew, too. Which makes the whole thing that much worse, they were turning a blind eye to all of it from the start. How are they going to pretend to be on a high horse and come down hard when it’s blatant how much they were part of it?
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