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CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


"The world has woken up to the size of CaptainBeefart's giant dingus."
- CaptainBeefart


CaptainBeefart

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DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.






Once forgot the word for pinecone and said "squirrel artichoke"

Also forgot the word for microwave and said "food VCR"

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

I was pretty surprised when I found out that Nimrod was a great warrior in the bible.

Went full Munson there pal.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



lol suddenly Jeff Bezos's immortal come-on line "I love you, alive girl" just popped into my head unbidden

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

I was pretty surprised when I found out that Nimrod was a great warrior in the bible.

Went full Munson there pal.

And then finding out that bugs bunny's ironic usage redefined the word to mean stupid.
Wha??

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/molly__o/status/1456352105657212928

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

tacodaemon posted:

lol suddenly Jeff Bezos's immortal come-on line "I love you, alive girl" just popped into my head unbidden

Eay Gurl. You look alive. Wanna fuk.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



that reminds me, last week I noticed that Tucker Carlson had Google Street View blur out his house in DC at some point in the last year or so

turnip kid
May 24, 2010


Tulsi's bland evil is inescapable these days.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/poutmontag/status/1456327787225264131

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

neutral milf hotel posted:

MOTHERF*CKER who chaged my AV????

:barf:

Hahahahahaha

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

someone's fresh from /pol/ asking about khazar mommy milkies huh

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

hay bay bay

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
bad news, bros

https://twitter.com/jayshams/status/1456291929617051652?s=21

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Tzump!

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



John Durham isn't real

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


DoombatINC posted:

Once forgot the word for pinecone and said "squirrel artichoke"

Also forgot the word for microwave and said "food VCR"

lol

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

I was pretty surprised when I found out that Nimrod was a great warrior in the bible.

lmao

a very good book

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



something is rotten in the state of denmark eyyyy lmao

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


ArmZ posted:

also behead those who insult piss tape with the forbidden "p**" word

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


piss heretics

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

CaptainBeefart posted:

John Durham isn't real

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

john durham is that racist puppet guy right who cares what he says about the piss tape we know the eternal truth

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZL7TqSeDus

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


turnip kid posted:



Tulsi's bland evil is inescapable these days.

This is loving vile and straight up evil fyi

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

turnip kid posted:



Tulsi's bland evil is inescapable these days.

gigantic jerkoff motion you can see from the Moon

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://i.imgur.com/DWS2A6V.mp4

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

the milk machine posted:

i'm beginning to suspect alec is a trophy husband

lol

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

turnip kid posted:



Tulsi's bland evil is inescapable these days.

I don't understand any part of this image and I feel like I passed a test by looking at it and not connecting with any name or word on it.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
social media was a mistake

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Buddykins posted:

social media was a mistake

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

the milk machine posted:

i'm beginning to suspect alec is a trophy husband

:eyepop:

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice
Pisslerian Jihad

No pissing machines allowed

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Rah! posted:

lmao

a very good book

NOT!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Buddykins posted:

social media was a mistake

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Good Citizen posted:

bad news bros


like the Bad News Bears except the roster consists of trump thread posters

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

my stepmom got all excited when she hired a group of amish people to build a small extension to a barn


she was super disappointed when they showed up and used nailguns and whatever other regular power tools just like a regular construction crew, also the dudes wouldn't even look her in the eye or shake her hand or anything, lmao

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