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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
do you guys pronounce it "Scene Bean" or "Seen Bean"?

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Shawn Bhawn

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
get outta here

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

seen bean

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

kntfkr posted:

financial domination

how do i get in on that scam

seriously ill totally take someones money

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
seen been

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013
Findom is where somebody shouts Perkele at you over and over again during sex.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

curlys gold posted:

how do i get in on that scam

seriously ill totally take someones money

serious answer, look at successful examples & start a niteflirt account and make a dominant profile advertising phonesex services, branch out to the usual channels from there.

being a man does not help

one time a porn star walked me step by step through setting up and operating a used panties business and when I pitched it to my wife she was like "STOP TALKING TO THAT PORN STAR"

edit: she doesn't actually wear the panties, she buys them in bulk and washes and dries them once to give them a dryer fresh smell that I guess men can associate with pussy.

kntfkr fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Nov 5, 2021

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




kntfkr posted:

she buys them in bulk and washes and dries them once to give them a dryer fresh smell that I guess men can associate with pussy.

:dafuq:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
the jpegs sell the panties

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Bruceski posted:

"The set had safety first in mind. Did I gash myself on an incredibly sharp rotary cutter? Only twice, and we kept the cloth clean every time!"

None of their costumed were harmed during the filming of the production, as far as costuming goes, nothing safer then that!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Our time together was brief but passionate, and every so often I’ll catch the scent of Purex Garden Fresh upon the breeze, as though the wind itself is whispering…

“…Jennifer….”

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

I hope this was what happened, it’s the most entertaining scenario anybody has put forth.

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀

Men with unwashed asses think women smell like not poop.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Lol thread becomes grandma finding out what a kink is.

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

is that why everyone is always getting handsy with the downy snuggle bear

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Stink Billyums posted:

what if you paid a prostitute a bunch of money and then she didn't actually do anything but take your money, and you liked it.

I get off on getting money. Are there any prostitutes that will do that for me?

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

kntfkr posted:

edit: she doesn't actually wear the panties, she buys them in bulk and washes and dries them once to give them a dryer fresh smell that I guess men can associate with pussy.

The post that will destroy the used panty industry.

Big Used Panty is coming after you.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



kntfkr posted:

serious answer, look at successful examples & start a niteflirt account and make a dominant profile advertising phonesex services, branch out to the usual channels from there.

being a man does not help

one time a porn star walked me step by step through setting up and operating a used panties business and when I pitched it to my wife she was like "STOP TALKING TO THAT PORN STAR"

edit: she doesn't actually wear the panties, she buys them in bulk and washes and dries them once to give them a dryer fresh smell that I guess men can associate with pussy.

I work with a woman who used to work for Leg Show magazine, she also used to sell her panties. We were talking about it and she says “sell your underwear! You could DEFINITELY sell your underwear!” and offered to help. I’m a guy and I’m very skeptical but what do I know, I’m not in the biz.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
I should definitely get in on the panty selling business but the most absolute ugliest granny panty type poo poo with some odd stains, a concerning tear, hidden messages embroidered in. ARG Panty.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

teen witch posted:

I should definitely get in on the panty selling business but the most absolute ugliest granny panty type poo poo with some odd stains, a concerning tear, hidden messages embroidered in. ARG Panty.

add a 20 sided dice and a lore book and sell CYOA panties.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Rad-daddio posted:

add a 20 sided dice and a lore book and sell CYOA panties.

Real talk If I wasn’t busy with my own things I’d do this.

Splorange
Feb 23, 2011

mobby_6kl posted:

I get off on getting money. Are there any prostitutes that will do that for me?

Yes, but then you have to wear a silly hat and drink from a silly cup.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
alright all my sick depraved moneypig fans out there, this month's panties are a little different... let's just say there was a live round that went off unexpectedly ;)

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Mozi posted:

alright all my sick depraved moneypig fans out there, this month's panties are a little different... let's just say there was a live round that went off unexpectedly ;)

lmao

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

Lol

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
If you really wanna ruin a movie use a Short Round

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Mozi posted:

alright all my sick depraved moneypig fans out there, this month's panties are a little different... let's just say there was a live round that went off unexpectedly ;)

:lmao:

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

There's no innuendo here, they're literally selling underwear they shot with a gun.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

teen witch posted:

I should definitely get in on the panty selling business but the most absolute ugliest granny panty type poo poo with some odd stains, a concerning tear, hidden messages embroidered in. ARG Panty.

Mogwai instructions written real tiny on the waist band. Don't feed after dark, don't get wet, no bright light.

Prism Mirror Lens
Oct 9, 2012

~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~




:chord:

kntfkr posted:

edit: she doesn't actually wear the panties, she buys them in bulk and washes and dries them once to give them a dryer fresh smell that I guess men can associate with pussy.

I always wondered did “used panties” mean used and then washed, or used and unwashed so it has like that crusty discharge stain on it? I assumed the latter because otherwise how would the buyer know whether they had been worn or not? But you’re telling me it’s an obvious scam and they still buy it :confused:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
horny men will buy anything. findom is the terrifying endgame because you're just wiring cash out for nothing in return, maybe some insults or a phone call but that still makes dingles tingle and thus pockets jingle

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Goddammit if you're gonna sell used panties to someone out there, the least you can do is wear them for a day. Really outrageous behaviour honestly. Just shamefully taking advantage of these poor gentlemen.

Blotto_Otter
Aug 16, 2013


Prism Mirror Lens posted:

I always wondered did “used panties” mean used and then washed, or used and unwashed so it has like that crusty discharge stain on it? I assumed the latter because otherwise how would the buyer know whether they had been worn or not? But you’re telling me it’s an obvious scam and they still buy it :confused:

REASON FOR CHARGEBACK: item not as represented, insufficient amount of crusty discharge stain on item

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

FoolyCharged posted:

There's no innuendo here, they're literally selling underwear they shot with a gun.

You know there has to be a market for that.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Just get real niche with it.

Hipsters I wore while sitting on a scented candle (autumn apple, unlit)- $80
Hipsters I wore while sitting on a scented candle (autumn apple, lit)- $200
Boyshorts I wore, sat in the hamper for 3 days, then shot with a 12 gauge- $500

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

subcontracting the panty-wearing component of my used panty business to a couple guys I picked up at the gas station

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

findom is like gacha gaming but instead of getting images of anime characters a woman calls you a sick little cash doggy

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

kntfkr posted:

do you guys pronounce it "Scene Bean" or "Seen Bean"?

Shahn Bahn

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LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


I also think findom is vastly over-represented online, because it sounds very easy and low-stakes and so a lot of people who might otherwise not be willing to try more involved sex work (stripping, camming, etc) will happily make a findom twitter profile and see if they can rake in some cash. On top of that, everyone who is already doing more involved sex work realizes that they would be fools to not add findom to their list of services, since doing otherwise would be potentially turning away free money.

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