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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
https://twitter.com/lmauricecpr/status/1448721736652972035

Huntsville Police have advanced the theory that the woman entered the police van when no one was looking and just died for no reason

https://www.newsweek.com/christina-nance-family-demand-answers-body-found-police-van-1637922

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1448776910415204352

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Flesh Forge posted:

https://twitter.com/lmauricecpr/status/1448721736652972035

Huntsville Police have advanced the theory that the woman entered the police van when no one was looking and just died for no reason

https://www.newsweek.com/christina-nance-family-demand-answers-body-found-police-van-1637922

They claim to have surveillance footage evidently that the family is going to see. I'm curious to see what comes of that because otherwise, it's an absurdly unbelievable story.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/ajplus/status/1449058235961405441

Big Mad Drongo
Nov 10, 2006

druids rock

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
https://twitter.com/vexwerewolf/status/1450601697156472833

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
President of the United States Joseph Robinette Biden presented a “challenge coin” to His Holiness, the Bishop of Rome, Vicar of Jesus Christ, Successor of the Prince of the Apostles, Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, Primate of Italy, Archbishop and Metropolitan of the Roman Province, Sovereign of the Vatican City State, Servant of the servants of God, Pope Francis II.

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

The leading mayoral candidate in Seattle Washington promises to make every police officer swear not to be a racist murderer and will high-five them if they can keep that promise for one week after his election.



The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

Sorry, I need to issue a correction to that plain, factual, and uninflected statement. He will ask them to voluntarily sign the "no racist murder" promise that means nothing. He will not actually make them sign it in any way. Unclear whether the first week high-five offer still applies if a non-signatory police officer murders a Black guy.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

24-year-old man dressed as the Joker lit a train car on fire and stabbed at least ten people on a train in Tokyo. Happy Halloween.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1455591829198577668

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


No one knows where the Democratic nominee lives, and during a stakeout at his claimed address he was observed driving on the sidewalk to avoid traffic.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


NYC's mayor elect is pledging to take his first three paychecks in bitcoin. Meanwhile, the governor is expressing favor for a plan that would reduce density and limit building height near Penn Station.

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004


:d2a:

Maxwells Demon
Jan 15, 2007



This is the college I teach at, lol.

It's not the best optics but maybe the unhoused can find out they can take a 1 credit pottery class and take over a whole parking garage.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Well it's plain and factual if not uninflected.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Maxwells Demon posted:

This is the college I teach at, lol.

It's not the best optics but maybe the unhoused can find out they can take a 1 credit pottery class and take over a whole parking garage.

print up some flyers

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

With Germany's elderly heading into winter with the highest energy prices in Europe the government of North Rhine-Westphalia has released a PSA advising how to keep warm using tea candles and aluminum foil.

https://twitter.com/BBK_Bund/status/1443516558232461314

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Ogantai posted:

With Germany's elderly heading into winter with the highest energy prices in Europe the government of North Rhine-Westphalia has released a PSA advising how to keep warm using tea candles and aluminum foil.

https://twitter.com/BBK_Bund/status/1443516558232461314

wow. thats grim

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The National Basketball Association is once again ahead of U.S. public health authorities, declaring that players and support staff must receive booster shots against the pandemic coronavirus before December.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

lol at my previous apartment i'd use those same space blankets to better insulate the leaky windows. they're really good for blocking light and heat. maybe i'm just poor

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Tea candles produce about thirty watts, so you’ll just need like fifty of those every three hours.

Wow what an economical idea, Germany. :thumbsup:

But don’t worry; you’ll die of carbon monoxide poisoning before long.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

https://www.reddit.com/r/sports/comments/qocelw/chris_barnett_wallops_gian_villante_with_a/

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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In the midst of the worst respiratory pandemic in living memory, a gravelly‐voiced Joseph Robinette Biden (b. 1942) blames grandson for cough, saying “what I have is one-and-a-half-year-old grandson who had a cold”.

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
Friendly, foul-mouthed crow befriends entire elementary school before state police are called in.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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https://twitter.com/ElizabethElkin/status/1469056653865717771

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/FortuneMagazine/status/1470506353416364054

Alobar
Jun 21, 2011

Are you proud of me?

Are you proud of what I do?

I'll try to be a better man than the one that you knew.
podcaster tim pool almost had a physical altercation with legendary underground hardcore rapper RA The Rugged Man who has a violent reputation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmIH8Sua0Yw

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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e: wrong thread

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/dlberes/status/1473657874027098127

It’s two sentences. So sue me.

What a year this has been.

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
Neo-Nazi terror offender ordered to read Jane Austen ‘resumed interest in far-right extremism within days’, court told

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
https://twitter.com/vulture/status/807070056580599809

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Who is Harry Potter in this metaphor? Biden?

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Weka posted:

Who is Harry Potter in this metaphor? Biden?

2016 incompetent friend of Hillary who succeeded in spite of not understanding anything because the whole world lied down to make him win?

No one comes to mind.

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

ikanreed posted:

2016 incompetent friend of Hillary who succeeded in spite of not understanding anything because the whole world lied down to make him win?

No one comes to mind.

:hmbol:

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

At the time we shared this recipe with you, we were not aware of the unfortunate passing of the American singer and actor Mr Martin Lee Aday, also known as Meatloaf.

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One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

I am neither joking nor exaggerating when I say this headline made me reflexively gag.

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