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Arsenic Lupin posted:Chris Pratt is a member of an infamously anti-LGBTQ church. *Elliot Page Also hard lol at being accused of being anti-LGBT and you're response is "I'm ok with divorced straight people!"
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Soysaucebeast posted:*Elliot Page More lol because in those circles they genuinely think they're being generous and progressive. Fundie Christians are often real bad with disabled people too, mostly because they're so into all kinds of variations of the Just World Fallacy like prosperity gospel. Can be genuinely hard to convince them that the mentally disabled have emotions and feel pain.
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Douche Wolf 89 posted:Chris "Tulsi Gabbard's Friend" Pratt Honestly more damning than anything else in that screenshot.
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Cleretic posted:Something perhaps a little pertinent to how badly that's been received that might've slipped past some people (it certainly slipped by me): "she's given me [...] a gorgeous healthy daughter" rings a little sour when you know that when Crisp Rat was with his last wife, they had a disabled child. Ghost Leviathan posted:Fundie Christians are often real bad with disabled people too, mostly because they're so into all kinds of variations of the Just World Fallacy like prosperity gospel. Can be genuinely hard to convince them that the mentally disabled have emotions and feel pain. These two things together make me very uncomfortable and very angry.
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:Yeah high waisted jeans are basically “locked” in place over your hips once they’re buttoned up, which makes it much easier to throw kicks and impossible for an attacker to immobilize you by pulling your pants down; roundhouse kicks, front kicks, and side kicks are much easier. If you see somebody wearing high waisted jeans look out because they will be able to throw an axe kick or flying kick way better than anybody in some low-waisted nonsense. Cynthia Rothrock wore a lot of high-waisted jeans and she kicked a lot of rear end.
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Nov 5, 2021 19:21
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I hope young people are growing past the "me strong dopey caveman who open pickle but need butt wiped by mommy replacement" phase of masculinity because it's loving cringy.
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Picnic Princess posted:I hope young people are growing past the "me strong dopey caveman who open pickle but need butt wiped by mommy replacement" phase of masculinity because it's loving cringy. It's extra weird to me because this learned helplessness thing doesn't resemble any of the relationships I know, so I'm wondering if I'm just personally biased by knowing a lot of well-balanced relationships or if it's just one of those jokes that just never go away regardless of reality, like slippy banana peels
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Picnic Princess posted:I hope young people are growing past the "me strong dopey caveman who open pickle but need butt wiped by mommy replacement" phase of masculinity because it's loving cringy. I can't wipe my own butt because my arms are locked in place from all the jars I'm forced to open 24/7. 
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Picnic Princess posted:I hope young people are growing past the "me strong dopey caveman who open pickle but need butt wiped by mommy replacement" phase of masculinity because it's loving cringy. What does your heart tell you
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Nov 5, 2021 19:57
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I use my butt to open jars. This helps both my sex life and my girlfriend (because she has tiny babby arms and a smooth lady brain so can't open jars for herself)
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Soysaucebeast posted:*Elliot Page Yipes, so sorry, going back and editing.
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christmas boots posted:I can't wipe my own butt because my arms are locked in place from all the jars I'm forced to open 24/7. There was the one cool video on the internet a while ago that showed a neat way you could use a jar instead of wiping your butt and eventually the jar would open too. Edgar Allen Ho posted:I use my butt to open jars. This guy's seen the video. 
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OwlFancier posted:In fairness, neither is likely to be up in there with a speculum and a lamp. Tonberry knows what's up
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Yipes, so sorry, going back and editing.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Yipes, so sorry, going back and editing. How dare you have a normal sane reaction.
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Picnic Princess posted:I hope young people are growing past the "me strong dopey caveman who open pickle but need butt wiped by mommy replacement" phase of masculinity because it's loving cringy. I teach high school in a very red-voting suburb in Texas, just to give a little background. The school has a "Tabletop Games Club" that's really just an excuse to hang out after school and play board games, Uno, and organize D&D groups. When the last faculty sponsor of the club moved out of state I was asked to fill in, so I've been sponsoring them for a couple years now and they moved the board game collection to my room. It consists mostly of trash games that were obviously donated at some point by someone just trying to clear out their closet, and it includes such gems as "High School Musical 3: the Board Game" and other assorted stuff you'd be more likely to see languishing in a box untouched for three yard sales in a row. This year though, a significant percentage of the students in the club are LGBTQ, and many are nonbinary. They've seized upon one of those trash games: "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus: The Board Game" and they think it's the funniest goddamn thing on the planet because it's so steeped in gender stereotypes. They call it the "Misogyny Game". It's supposed to be played as men vs women and you guess how the other gender would answer a question. They spend half the time figuring out who's going to be on what team that day and the other half laughing at how stupid gender essentialism is. It's kind of heartening, to be honest.
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Lemniscate Blue posted:This year though, a significant percentage of the students in the club are LGBTQ, and many are nonbinary. They've seized upon one of those trash games: "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus: The Board Game" and they think it's the funniest goddamn thing on the planet because it's so steeped in gender stereotypes. They call it the "Misogyny Game". Hell, I'm pretty sure I remember my theater kid friends playing that stupid game the same way in the late '90s. It might've been a different "men vs. women" game but it was definitely fun to laugh at the absurd, dated-even-by-'90s standards stereotyping.
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Ahahaha https://twitter.com/gregisenberg/status/1456590282124840963?t=vxxOkbPCqJXRNOCZAViEjA&s=19
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Nov 5, 2021 21:21
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Started out with a correct statement and then just decided to suggest more ways to make it more wrong.
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Putting "good with people" on to the block chain
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That you need to spend 45 minutes answering questions like "do you like to do a good job or cut corners" and "a coworker is stealing, do you tell a manager or join in" for a job at Target is somehow still more appealing than having to own an NFT
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Now look, the blockchain can absolutely indicate your social skills, if you're on it, you don't have any.
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Introducing my partner as "the ole block&chain" from now on.
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my non-fungible character sheet says I have high Charisma you have to hire me
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Hell, I'm pretty sure I remember my theater kid friends playing that stupid game the same way in the late '90s. It might've been a different "men vs. women" game but it was definitely fun to laugh at the absurd, dated-even-by-'90s standards stereotyping. I think there's a "Friends" board game that's similar, I remember playing it in the late 90s/early 2000's.
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Lemniscate Blue posted:I teach high school in a very red-voting suburb in Texas, just to give a little background. The school has a "Tabletop Games Club" that's really just an excuse to hang out after school and play board games, Uno, and organize D&D groups. This completely rules
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Skwirl posted:Ahahaha Committing every awkward joke and date rejection to the Blockchain for easy reference
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biracial bear for uncut posted:Is this where that one meme came from about girls peeing out their butts? Thinking on this more I realised I don't actually know how come when I pee I don't pee into my own balls, like not even a little bit, I assume there must be some magic happening in there to make it so that everything goes out and I do not jizz into my bladder or pee into my balls but the idea that I can just evolve a no backflow valve is quite impressive. Nature is cool sometimes.
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OwlFancier posted:Thinking on this more I realised I don't actually know how come when I pee I don't pee into my own balls, like not even a little bit, I assume there must be some magic happening in there to make it so that everything goes out and I do not jizz into my bladder or pee into my balls but the idea that I can just evolve a no backflow valve is quite impressive. Nature is cool sometimes. I mean, that's where pee is stored, so it's okay if there's some backflow?
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OwlFancier posted:Thinking on this more I realised I don't actually know how come when I pee I don't pee into my own balls, like not even a little bit, I assume there must be some magic happening in there to make it so that everything goes out and I do not jizz into my bladder or pee into my balls but the idea that I can just evolve a no backflow valve is quite impressive. Nature is cool sometimes. There's a picture of this pig that pooped into his own balls. It works similarly.
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OwlFancier posted:Thinking on this more I realised I don't actually know how come when I pee I don't pee into my own balls, like not even a little bit, I assume there must be some magic happening in there to make it so that everything goes out and I do not jizz into my bladder or pee into my balls but the idea that I can just evolve a no backflow valve is quite impressive. Nature is cool sometimes. Sometimes the plumbing malfunctions
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Nov 6, 2021 01:22
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Not only do I not know how a vagina works I don’t even know how my own dick works
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Not so fun fact, there are medications that can increase the likelihood of this happening.
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Zil posted:Not so fun fact, there are medications that can increase the likelihood of this happening. Why would they even make these medications? Is there a call for cum filled piss?
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Side effects, Burrito, what are you going to do? It's like taking SSRIs, "yes you probably won't have The Bad Thoughts anymore, but you'll never be able to lose weight or cum"
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OwlFancier posted:I can just evolve a no backflow valve is quite impressive. Nature is cool sometimes.
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Memento posted:Side effects, Burrito, what are you going to do? It's like taking SSRIs, "yes you probably won't have The Bad Thoughts anymore, but you'll never be able to lose weight or cum" If I were a pharma scientist I would simply not include any side effects
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