|
Chess Rules You can't just be up there and just doin' chess like that. 1a. Chess is when you 1b. Okay well listen. Chess is when you move the 1c. Let me start over 1c-a. The white player is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, black player, that prohibits the black player from doing, you know, just trying to move the piece. You can't do that. 1c-b. Once the white player is in the movement, he can't be over here and say to the other pieces, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that. 1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to move and then don't move, you have to still move. You cannot not move. Does that make any sense? 1c-b(2). You gotta be, motion of moving of the piece, and then, until you just move it. 1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the piece up here, like this, but then there's the move you gotta think about. 1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X. 1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse. 1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic... 1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. Chess is when the white player makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the pieces and field of Do not do a chess please |
# ? Nov 5, 2021 03:22 |
|
|
# ? May 19, 2024 16:08 |
|
(The above is copypasta I am not that clever. It's a game for kings and I am more of a common man myself.) |
# ? Nov 5, 2021 03:22 |
|
im gonna do it op. im gonna balk.
|
# ? Nov 5, 2021 03:28 |
|
The game has an actual strategy called the "bong cloud" opening. How is that not the official game of the blue forum? |
# ? Nov 5, 2021 03:31 |
|
Bright Bart posted:The game has an actual strategy called the "bong cloud" opening. How is that not the official game of the blue forum? show me you are bomb cloud sir. I want a chess opponent. https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ChessByPostFree I'm ancientaroma79. Come at me all at once if u date byob. I'm basically the bobby fisher of playing Chest and huffing glue
|
# ? Nov 5, 2021 03:35 |
|
Areola Grande posted:I'm ancientaroma79. Come at me all at once if u date byob. I'm basically the bobby fisher of playing Chest and huffing glue Sorry my AG. Everyone knows that huffing increases your skill so you're basically a performance enhancing cheater. |
# ? Nov 5, 2021 03:39 |
im really good at chess and have been writing chess guides eve nsupercomputers refernece for chess tips in serious chess races |
|
# ? Nov 5, 2021 03:39 |
|
Bright Bart posted:Sorry my AG. Everyone knows that huffing increases your skill so you're basically a performance enhancing cheater. |
# ? Nov 5, 2021 03:40 |
|
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ChessByPostFree let's gently caress this up already the yob
|
# ? Nov 5, 2021 03:41 |
|
My favorite part of playing chess aside from Anya Taylor Joy is of course flipping the table over in rage when I lose |
# ? Nov 5, 2021 03:59 |
|
Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:My favorite part of playing chess aside from Anya Taylor Joy is of course flipping the table over in rage when I lose Flipping the table over in a rage when you win is a time honored tradition in chess. |
# ? Nov 5, 2021 04:07 |
|
Online games kinda make this harder but you can always DOS the server. |
# ? Nov 5, 2021 04:08 |
|
Bright Bart posted:Chess Rules loving lol it took me exactly that long to know it was a riff off of the Jon Bois baseball balk explanation I now think this needs to be done to more things
|
# ? Nov 5, 2021 04:23 |
|
You are technically allowed to stack pieces on top of each other, but due to how they are shaped it is physically impossible. |
# ? Nov 5, 2021 06:12 |
|
Areola Grande posted:
there were several of us on lichess, I recommend it |
# ? Nov 5, 2021 07:20 |
|
if you want this thread in real life, check out 5D Chess on steam. includes travel across parallel dimensions and time travel. that would be a WILD byob chess night
|
# ? Nov 5, 2021 07:21 |
|
Okay. But when do we box? |
# ? Nov 5, 2021 08:10 |
|
Prebake your crust. |
# ? Nov 5, 2021 15:01 |
|
chess is turn-based, meaning that whoever moves first has the advantage. always make sure you move before your opponent, regardless of what side you’re on |
# ? Nov 5, 2021 16:23 |
|
Macnult posted:chess is turn-based, meaning that whoever moves first has the advantage. always make sure you move before your opponent, regardless of what side you’re on Going full David Byrne in the Once In a Lifetime video at the chess tournament. |
# ? Nov 5, 2021 16:54 |
|
White to move. Be loving Awesome. Hells To The Yeah |
# ? Nov 5, 2021 18:20 |
|
In This Puzzle, The Horsies Make A Big H |
# ? Nov 5, 2021 18:24 |
|
Tomfoolery posted:White to move. Be loving Awesome. Hells To The Yeah I use the Cherenkov Gambit wherein I irradiate my opponent with a thermonuclear blast. |
# ? Nov 5, 2021 18:30 |
|
master chess is about the moves you DON'T make in this sense (and this sense only) I am a grandmaster
|
# ? Nov 5, 2021 18:33 |
|
it's an actual rule in tournament chess that you are allowed to propose a draw whenever, and as often, as you like. proposing a draw every five seconds is the most popular form of poo poo-talking in tournament chess.
|
# ? Nov 5, 2021 19:25 |
|
Barco Fiesta posted:it's an actual rule in tournament chess that you are allowed to propose a draw whenever, and as often, as you like. proposing a draw every five seconds is the most popular form of poo poo-talking in tournament chess. |
# ? Nov 5, 2021 19:37 |
|
Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:I use the Cherenkov Gambit wherein I irradiate my opponent with a thermonuclear blast.
|
# ? Nov 5, 2021 21:06 |
|
The game of chess is like a sword fight, you must think first, before you move.
|
# ? Nov 5, 2021 21:08 |
|
rear end-penny posted:The game of chess is like a sword fight, you must think first, before you move. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5WJOPeWczM
|
# ? Nov 5, 2021 21:22 |
|
If you don't slap your opponent on the butt after they defeat you it's considered a double loss for ranking purposes. |
# ? Nov 5, 2021 21:22 |
|
sorry I thought this is the rules of cheese threads now I'm confused
|
# ? Nov 6, 2021 05:30 |
|
the drools of chess
|
# ? Nov 6, 2021 12:40 |
|
rear end-penny posted:The game of chess is like a sword fight, you must think first, before you move. Very well. I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style. |
# ? Nov 6, 2021 12:41 |
|
Escape From Noise posted:Very well. I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style. The goal of chess is to protect ya neck, kid |
# ? Nov 6, 2021 15:00 |
|
Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:The goal of chess is to protect ya neck, kid Ain't a drat thing changed, yo |
# ? Nov 7, 2021 03:03 |
*Kramers into the thread* Oh has anybody told you about the en passant rule yet? Because whoo boy, let me tell you, that's real!
OMGVBFLOL posted:if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything Thank you deep dish peat moss! |
|
# ? Nov 7, 2021 04:39 |
Escape From Noise posted:Very well. I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJk0p-98Xzc
OMGVBFLOL posted:if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything Thank you deep dish peat moss! |
|
# ? Nov 7, 2021 05:10 |
|
Prawns do not move diagonally to take a piece |
# ? Nov 7, 2021 23:56 |
|
Manifisto posted:master chess is about the moves you DON'T make
|
# ? Nov 8, 2021 13:09 |
|
|
# ? May 19, 2024 16:08 |
|
never get high on your own supply
|
# ? Nov 9, 2021 04:39 |